Floating Fecal Logs
| Starters |
| Warner, Kurt ARI QB | 29.90 |
| Jackson, Steven STL RB | 6.60 |
| McGahee, Willis BAL RB | 0 |
| Smith, Kolby KCC RB | 1.80 |
| Patten, David NOS WR | 7.90 |
| Welker, Wes NEP WR | 23.20 |
| Winslow, Kellen CLE TE | 10.20 |
| Dawson, Phil CLE PK | 8.00 |
| Raiders, Oakland OAK Def | 5.00 |
| Starter Total: | 92.6 |
| Potential Points: |
123.1 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
75.2% |
| Non-Starters |
| Young, Vince TEN QB | 8.18 |
| Echemandu, Adimchinobe OAK RB | 0 |
| Foster, De'shaun CAR RB | 6.70 |
| Stecker, Aaron NOS RB | 0.00 |
| Williams, DeAngelo CAR RB | 24.10 |
| Hackett, D.J. SEA WR | 8.10 |
| Walter, Kevin HOU WR | 0.00 |
| Williams, Roy DET WR | 0 |
| Daniels, Owen HOU TE | 7.20 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 54.28 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 146.88 |
|
TF Wolverines
| Starters |
| McNabb, Donovan PHI QB | 18.80 |
| Johnson, Rudi CIN RB | 0 |
| Peterson, Adrian MIN RB | 3.60 |
| Colston, Marques NOS WR | 29.40 |
| Edwards, Braylon CLE WR | 15.70 |
| Marshall, Brandon DEN WR | 30.50 |
| Cooley, Chris WAS TE | 9.20 |
| Crosby, Mason GBP PK | 10.00 |
| Titans, Tennessee TEN Def | 11.00 |
| Starter Total: | 128.2 |
| Potential Points: |
167.5 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
76.5% |
| Non-Starters |
| Feeley, A.J. PHI QB | 0 |
| Dayne, Ron HOU RB | 20.80 |
| Jackson, Fred BUF RB | 10.00 |
| Jacobs, Brandon NYG RB | 22.10 |
| Johnson, Larry KCC RB | 0 |
| Williams, Ricky MIA RB | 0 |
| Boldin, Anquan ARI WR | 15.60 |
| Olsen, Greg CHI TE | 3.70 |
| Folk, Nick DAL PK | 6.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 78.20 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 206.40 |
|
The Terminators
| Starters |
| Manning, Peyton IND QB | 3.80 |
| Lewis, Jamal CLE RB | 13.90 |
| Lynch, Marshawn BUF RB | 13.70 |
| Hilliard, Ike TBB WR | 0 |
| Toomer, Amani NYG WR | 8.10 |
| White, Roddy ATL WR | 17.20 |
| Gates, Antonio SDC TE | 12.20 |
| Bironas, Rob TEN PK | 10.00 |
| Giants, New York NYG Def | 1.00 |
| Starter Total: | 79.9 |
| Potential Points: |
102.08 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
78.3% |
| Non-Starters |
| Anderson, Derek CLE QB | 11.08 |
| Betts, Ladell WAS RB | 2.90 |
| Evans, Heath NEP RB | 0.40 |
| Young, Selvin DEN RB | 12.90 |
| Harrison, Marvin IND WR | 0 |
| Jones, James GBP WR | 3.40 |
| Walker, Javon DEN WR | 3.60 |
| Clark, Desmond CHI TE | 0.00 |
| Steelers, Pittsburgh PIT Def | 3.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 37.28 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 117.18 |
|
Belichick's Protege
| Starters |
| Brees, Drew NOS QB | 27.80 |
| Gore, Frank SFO RB | 13.50 |
| Branch, Deion SEA WR | 0 |
| Johnson, Chad CIN WR | 30.00 |
| Owens, Terrell DAL WR | 0 |
| Wayne, Reggie IND WR | 19.70 |
| Miller, Heath PIT TE | 5.00 |
| Gould, Robbie CHI PK | 7.00 |
| Buccaneers, Tampa Bay TBB Def | 5.00 |
| Starter Total: | 108 |
| Potential Points: |
128 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
84.4% |
| Non-Starters |
| Martin, Jamie NOS QB | 0 |
| Bush, Michael OAK RB | 0 |
| Bush, Reggie NOS RB | 0 |
| Hall, Andre DEN RB | 1.00 |
| Norwood, Jerious ATL RB | 10.70 |
| Henry, Chris CIN WR | 4.30 |
| McMichael, Randy STL TE | 1.40 |
| Brown, Kris HOU PK | 6.00 |
| Ravens, Baltimore BAL Def | 10.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 33.40 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 141.40 |
|
Five Buddhas of Doom
| Starters |
| Cutler, Jay DEN QB | 21.84 |
| Addai, Joseph IND RB | 4.50 |
| Tomlinson, Ladainian SDC RB | 13.30 |
| Crayton, Patrick DAL WR | 2.80 |
| Gonzalez, Anthony IND WR | 0 |
| Mason, Derrick BAL WR | 12.20 |
| Smith, L.J. PHI TE | 0 |
| Kaeding, Nate SDC PK | 12.00 |
| Patriots, New England NEP Def | 4.00 |
| Starter Total: | 70.64 |
| Potential Points: |
79.64 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
88.7% |
| Non-Starters |
| Clemens, Kellen NYJ QB | 12.40 |
| Ramsey, Patrick DEN QB | 0 |
| Keith, Kenton IND RB | 1.20 |
| Turner, Michael SDC RB | 4.20 |
| Bruce, Isaac STL WR | 5.90 |
| Henderson, Devery NOS WR | 0.00 |
| Johnson, Bryant ARI WR | 3.00 |
| Jones, Brandon TEN WR | 0 |
| Muhammad, Muhsin CHI WR | 5.90 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 32.60 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 103.24 |
|
San Antonio Hellboys
| Starters |
| Roethlisberger, Ben PIT QB | 0 |
| Jones, Kevin DET RB | 0 |
| Parker, Willie PIT RB | 0 |
| Curtis, Kevin PHI WR | 13.20 |
| Galloway, Joey TBB WR | 0 |
| Ward, Hines PIT WR | 0 |
| Clark, Dallas IND TE | 1.50 |
| Brown, Josh SEA PK | 11.00 |
| Cowboys, Dallas DAL Def | 5.00 |
| Starter Total: | 30.7 |
| Potential Points: |
76.3 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
40.2% |
| Non-Starters |
| Garrard, David JAC QB | 0 |
| Arrington, J.J. ARI RB | 1.50 |
| Perry, Chris CIN RB | 0 |
| Clayton, Mark BAL WR | 4.60 |
| Cotchery, Jerricho NYJ WR | 17.20 |
| Curry, Ronald OAK WR | 2.60 |
| Randle El, Antwaan WAS WR | 5.60 |
| Scheffler, Tony DEN TE | 18.20 |
| Colts, Indianapolis IND Def | 3.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 52.70 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 83.40 |
|
Wah-nee Pride
| Starters |
| Rivers, Philip SDC QB | 16.60 |
| Barber, Marion DAL RB | 1.70 |
| Grant, Ryan GBP RB | 11.70 |
| Maroney, Laurence NEP RB | 18.60 |
| Berrian, Bernard CHI WR | 11.80 |
| Bowe, Dwayne KCC WR | 2.30 |
| Crumpler, Alge ATL TE | 21.70 |
| Gostkowski, Stephen NEP PK | 12.00 |
| Jaguars, Jacksonville JAC Def | 4.00 |
| Starter Total: | 100.4 |
| Potential Points: |
125.5 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
80.0% |
| Non-Starters |
| Jackson, Tarvaris MIN QB | 25.60 |
| Russell, JaMarcus OAK QB | 12.96 |
| Henry, Chris TEN RB | 3.30 |
| Jones, Julius DAL RB | 3.90 |
| Ward, Derrick NYG RB | 0 |
| Chambers, Chris SDC WR | 13.90 |
| Stallworth, Donte' NEP WR | 6.20 |
| King, Jeff CAR TE | 1.50 |
| Stover, Matt BAL PK | 9.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 76.36 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 176.76 |
|
The Girl Scouts
| Starters |
| Favre, Brett GBP QB | 18.06 |
| James, Edgerrin ARI RB | 22.60 |
| Driver, Donald GBP WR | 0 |
| Evans, Lee BUF WR | 1.20 |
| Fitzgerald, Larry ARI WR | 40.10 |
| Moss, Randy NEP WR | 28.00 |
| Lee, Donald GBP TE | 0 |
| Elam, Jason DEN PK | 8.00 |
| Chargers, San Diego SDC Def | 16.00 |
| Starter Total: | 133.96 |
| Potential Points: |
169.26 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
79.1% |
| Non-Starters |
| Bulger, Marc STL QB | 11.04 |
| Alexander, Shaun SEA RB | 9.10 |
| Davenport, Najeh PIT RB | 8.70 |
| Green, Ahman HOU RB | 0 |
| Morris, Maurice SEA RB | 20.90 |
| Morris, Sammy NEP RB | 0 |
| Bennett, Drew STL WR | 1.40 |
| Jurevicius, Joe CLE WR | 2.20 |
| Johnson, Eric NOS TE | 6.50 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 59.84 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 193.80 |
|
Mustangs
| Starters |
| Palmer, Carson CIN QB | 29.64 |
| Graham, Earnest TBB RB | 0 |
| Jones-Drew, Maurice JAC RB | 0 |
| Taylor, Fred JAC RB | 0 |
| Johnson, Andre HOU WR | 13.40 |
| Smith, Steve CAR WR | 9.80 |
| Lewis, Marcedes JAC TE | 0.00 |
| Graham, Shayne CIN PK | 8.00 |
| Packers, Green Bay GBP Def | 6.00 |
| Starter Total: | 66.84 |
| Potential Points: |
119.54 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
55.9% |
| Non-Starters |
| Campbell, Jason WAS QB | 0 |
| Buckhalter, Correll PHI RB | 4.80 |
| Droughns, Reuben NYG RB | 0.00 |
| Taylor, Chester MIN RB | 10.20 |
| Burress, Plaxico NYG WR | 24.40 |
| Davis, Andre' HOU WR | 3.00 |
| McDonald, Shaun DET WR | 18.10 |
| Shockey, Jeremy NYG TE | 0 |
| Lions, Detroit DET Def | 2.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 62.50 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 129.34 |
|
Smashmouth Lemmings
| Starters |
| Romo, Tony DAL QB | 2.44 |
| Westbrook, Brian PHI RB | 13.90 |
| White, LenDale TEN RB | 3.50 |
| Holt, Torry STL WR | 16.30 |
| Houshmandzadeh, T.J. CIN WR | 18.00 |
| Jennings, Greg GBP WR | 0 |
| Gonzalez, Tony KCC TE | 13.40 |
| Hanson, Jason DET PK | 7.00 |
| Redskins, Washington WAS Def | 15.00 |
| Starter Total: | 89.54 |
| Potential Points: |
124.54 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
71.9% |
| Non-Starters |
| Kitna, Jon DET QB | 13.84 |
| Bell, Tatum DET RB | 0 |
| Fargas, Justin OAK RB | 0 |
| Jackson, Brandon GBP RB | 15.50 |
| Battle, Arnaz SFO WR | 4.90 |
| Porter, Jerry OAK WR | 11.60 |
| Watson, Ben NEP TE | 7.80 |
| Tynes, Lawrence NYG PK | 5.00 |
| Broncos, Denver DEN Def | 8.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 66.64 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 156.18 |
|
Gridiron Pirates
| Starters |
| Brady, Tom NEP QB | 26.24 |
| Henry, Travis DEN RB | 0.00 |
| Jones, Thomas NYJ RB | 18.30 |
| Coles, Laveranues NYJ WR | 0 |
| Engram, Bobby SEA WR | 16.50 |
| Moss, Santana WAS WR | 25.50 |
| Scaife, Bo TEN TE | 5.20 |
| Vinatieri, Adam IND PK | 4.00 |
| Vikings, Minnesota MIN Def | 1.00 |
| Starter Total: | 96.74 |
| Potential Points: |
132.9 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
72.8% |
| Non-Starters |
| Schaub, Matt HOU QB | 0 |
| Dunn, Warrick ATL RB | 16.00 |
| Peterson, Adrian CHI RB | 16.36 |
| Washington, Leon NYJ RB | 12.44 |
| Wright, Jason CLE RB | 6.60 |
| Holmes, Santonio PIT WR | 19.80 |
| Johnson, Calvin DET WR | 9.40 |
| Rice, Sidney MIN WR | 0 |
| Heap, Todd BAL TE | 0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 80.60 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 177.34 |
|
BowerPower
| Starters |
| Hasselbeck, Matt SEA QB | 11.78 |
| Chatman, Jesse MIA RB | 7.00 |
| Portis, Clinton WAS RB | 28.10 |
| Brown, Reggie PHI WR | 14.20 |
| Kennison, Eddie KCC WR | 0 |
| Stokley, Brandon DEN WR | 0 |
| Witten, Jason DAL TE | 4.40 |
| Rackers, Neil ARI PK | 12.00 |
| Seahawks, Seattle SEA Def | 2.00 |
| Starter Total: | 79.48 |
| Potential Points: |
138.14 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
57.5% |
| Non-Starters |
| Manning, Eli NYG QB | 34.34 |
| Jordan, Lamont OAK RB | 0 |
| Robinson, Michael SFO RB | 0.00 |
| Smith, Musa BAL RB | 18.10 |
| Watson, Kenny CIN RB | 15.00 |
| Lelie, Ashley SFO WR | 0.00 |
| Davis, Vernon SFO TE | 4.00 |
| Reed, Jeff PIT PK | 3.00 |
| Bears, Chicago CHI Def | 12.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 86.44 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 165.92 |
|