Dave
| Starters |
| McNabb, Donovan PHI QB | 6 |
| Jones, Julius DAL RB | 0 |
| Taylor, Chester MIN RB | 0 |
| Branch, Deion SEA WR | 9 |
| Colston, Marques NOS WR | 9 |
| Smith, Steve CAR WR | 0 |
| Crumpler, Alge ATL TE | 0 |
| Brown, Josh SEA PK | 4 |
| Vikings, Minnesota MIN Def | 0 |
| Chargers, San Diego SDC ST | 0 |
| Starter Total: | 28 |
| Potential Points: |
33 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
84.8% |
| Non-Starters |
| Campbell, Jason WAS QB | 0 |
| Losman, J.P. BUF QB | 0 |
| Benson, Cedric CHI RB | 0 |
| Houston, Cedric FA RB | 0 |
| Johnson, Larry KCC RB | 0 |
| Rhodes, Dominic OAK RB | 0 |
| Cotchery, Jerricho NYJ WR | 0 |
| Jackson, Darrell SFO WR | 0 |
| Jones, Matt JAC WR | 0 |
| Toomer, Amani NYG WR | 0 |
| Shockey, Jeremy NYG TE | 0 |
| Gould, Robbie CHI PK | 9 |
| Saints, New Orleans NOS Def | 0 |
| Patriots, New England NEP ST | 0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 9 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 37 |
|
Rampaging Ricksters
| Starters |
| Brady, Tom NEP QB | 0 |
| Grant, Ryan GBP RB | 6 |
| Jacobs, Brandon NYG RB | 0 |
| Gonzalez, Anthony IND WR | 9 |
| Moss, Randy NEP WR | 0 |
| Owens, Terrell DAL WR | 0 |
| Scaife, Bo TEN TE | 0 |
| Vinatieri, Adam IND PK | 7 |
| Steelers, Pittsburgh PIT Def | 0 |
| Chiefs, Kansas City KCC ST | 0 |
| Starter Total: | 22 |
| Potential Points: |
40 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
55.0% |
| Non-Starters |
| Cassel, Matt NEP QB | 0 |
| Grossman, Rex CHI QB | 0 |
| Jackson, Steven STL RB | 12 |
| Norwood, Jerious ATL RB | 0 |
| Turner, Michael SDC RB | 0 |
| Watson, Kenny CIN RB | 0 |
| Williams, DeAngelo CAR RB | 9 |
| Burleson, Nate SEA WR | 0 |
| Chambers, Chris SDC WR | 0 |
| Porter, Jerry OAK WR | 0 |
| Heap, Todd BAL TE | 0 |
| Feely, Jay MIA PK | 10 |
| Panthers, Carolina CAR Def | 0 |
| Dolphins, Miami MIA ST | 0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 31 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 53 |
|
Joe's Jerkoffs
| Starters |
| Anderson, Derek CLE QB | 0 |
| Alexander, Shaun SEA RB | 0 |
| Gore, Frank SFO RB | 0 |
| Berrian, Bernard CHI WR | 0 |
| Engram, Bobby SEA WR | 0 |
| Houshmandzadeh, T.J. CIN WR | 0 |
| Pollard, Marcus SEA TE | 0 |
| Kaeding, Nate SDC PK | 17 |
| Colts, Indianapolis IND Def | 0 |
| Bears, Chicago CHI ST | 0 |
| Starter Total: | 17 |
| Potential Points: |
50 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
34.0% |
| Non-Starters |
| Rivers, Philip SDC QB | 6 |
| Schaub, Matt HOU QB | 0 |
| Bennett, Michael TBB RB | 0 |
| Brown, Chris TEN RB | 0 |
| Jones, Thomas NYJ RB | 0 |
| Peterson, Adrian CHI RB | 0 |
| Taylor, Fred JAC RB | 9 |
| Fitzgerald, Larry ARI WR | 9 |
| Hester, Devin CHI WR | 0 |
| Mason, Derrick BAL WR | 9 |
| Olsen, Greg CHI TE | 0 |
| Nugent, Mike NYJ PK | 4 |
| Bears, Chicago CHI Def | 0 |
| Lions, Detroit DET ST | 0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 37 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 54 |
|
Smackeyville Sea Lions
| Starters |
| Manning, Peyton IND QB | 9 |
| McGahee, Willis BAL RB | 0 |
| Peterson, Adrian MIN RB | 12 |
| Edwards, Braylon CLE WR | 0 |
| Holmes, Santonio PIT WR | 2 |
| White, Roddy ATL WR | 0 |
| Gates, Antonio SDC TE | 0 |
| Elam, Jason DEN PK | 11 |
| Packers, Green Bay GBP Def | 0 |
| Seahawks, Seattle SEA ST | 0 |
| Starter Total: | 34 |
| Potential Points: |
70 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
48.6% |
| Non-Starters |
| Garcia, Jeff TBB QB | 6 |
| Griese, Brian CHI QB | 0 |
| Fargas, Justin OAK RB | 6 |
| Green, Ahman HOU RB | 0 |
| Leonard, Brian STL RB | 0 |
| Smith, Kolby KCC RB | 0 |
| Curry, Ronald OAK WR | 6 |
| Harrison, Marvin IND WR | 0 |
| Jones, James GBP WR | 0 |
| Muhammad, Muhsin CHI WR | 0 |
| Miller, Heath PIT TE | 9 |
| Crosby, Mason GBP PK | 26 |
| Titans, Tennessee TEN Def | 0 |
| Vikings, Minnesota MIN ST | 0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 53 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 87 |
|
Avengers
| Starters |
| Brees, Drew NOS QB | 18 |
| Addai, Joseph IND RB | 2 |
| White, LenDale TEN RB | 0 |
| Bennett, Drew STL WR | 0 |
| Henderson, Devery NOS WR | 0 |
| Kennison, Eddie KCC WR | 0 |
| Clark, Dallas IND TE | 0 |
| Stover, Matt BAL PK | 10 |
| Patriots, New England NEP Def | 12 |
| Cardinals, Arizona ARI ST | 0 |
| Starter Total: | 42 |
| Potential Points: |
73 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
57.5% |
| Non-Starters |
| Culpepper, Daunte OAK QB | 0 |
| Redman, Chris ATL QB | 0 |
| Smith, Alex SFO QB | 0 |
| Betts, Ladell WAS RB | 9 |
| Lynch, Marshawn BUF RB | 0 |
| Wolfe, Garrett CHI RB | 0 |
| Coles, Laveranues NYJ WR | 0 |
| Hackett, D.J. SEA WR | 0 |
| Williams, Demetrius BAL WR | 0 |
| Williams, Roy DET WR | 0 |
| Winslow, Kellen CLE TE | 0 |
| Kasay, John CAR PK | 14 |
| Raiders, Oakland OAK Def | 0 |
| Colts, Indianapolis IND ST | 18 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 41 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 83 |
|
Rogers Rejects
| Starters |
| Romo, Tony DAL QB | 0 |
| Graham, Earnest TBB RB | 6 |
| Lewis, Jamal CLE RB | 0 |
| Crayton, Patrick DAL WR | 0 |
| Driver, Donald GBP WR | 0 |
| Welker, Wes NEP WR | 0 |
| Cooley, Chris WAS TE | 0 |
| Gostkowski, Stephen NEP PK | 8 |
| Bills, Buffalo BUF Def | 0 |
| Jets, New York NYJ ST | 18 |
| Starter Total: | 32 |
| Potential Points: |
77 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
41.6% |
| Non-Starters |
| Garrard, David JAC QB | 27 |
| Warner, Kurt ARI QB | 21 |
| Chatman, Jesse MIA RB | 0 |
| Henry, Travis DEN RB | 0 |
| Johnson, Rudi CIN RB | 0 |
| Portis, Clinton WAS RB | 6 |
| Curtis, Kevin PHI WR | 0 |
| Evans, Lee BUF WR | 0 |
| Henry, Chris CIN WR | 12 |
| Jackson, Vincent SDC WR | 0 |
| Baker, Chris NYJ TE | 0 |
| Nedney, Joe SFO PK | 8 |
| Jets, New York NYJ Def | 0 |
| Bengals, Cincinnati CIN ST | 0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 74 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 106 |
|
Beaver Eaters
| Starters |
| Favre, Brett GBP QB | 18 |
| Parker, Willie PIT RB | 0 |
| Westbrook, Brian PHI RB | 0 |
| Burress, Plaxico NYG WR | 0 |
| Patten, David NOS WR | 9 |
| Wayne, Reggie IND WR | 0 |
| Witten, Jason DAL TE | 0 |
| Wilkins, Jeff STL PK | 2 |
| Bengals, Cincinnati CIN Def | 0 |
| Texans, Houston HOU ST | 0 |
| Starter Total: | 29 |
| Potential Points: |
61 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
47.5% |
| Non-Starters |
| Kitna, Jon DET QB | 15 |
| Manning, Eli NYG QB | 9 |
| McCown, Josh OAK QB | 6 |
| Keith, Kenton IND RB | 0 |
| Maroney, Laurence NEP RB | 6 |
| Ward, Derrick NYG RB | 0 |
| Bowe, Dwayne KCC WR | 0 |
| Davis, Andre' HOU WR | 0 |
| Walker, Javon DEN WR | 0 |
| Johnson, Eric NOS TE | 0 |
| Hanson, Jason DET PK | 2 |
| Longwell, Ryan MIN PK | 10 |
| Chargers, San Diego SDC Def | 18 |
| Raiders, Oakland OAK ST | 0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 66 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 95 |
|
Angry Black Man
| Starters |
| Hasselbeck, Matt SEA QB | 9 |
| James, Edgerrin ARI RB | 0 |
| Morris, Maurice SEA RB | 0 |
| Jennings, Greg GBP WR | 12 |
| Johnson, Chad CIN WR | 0 |
| Stallworth, Donte' NEP WR | 0 |
| McMichael, Randy STL TE | 0 |
| Reed, Jeff PIT PK | 2 |
| Texans, Houston HOU Def | 0 |
| Ravens, Baltimore BAL ST | 0 |
| Starter Total: | 23 |
| Potential Points: |
60 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
38.3% |
| Non-Starters |
| Cutler, Jay DEN QB | 9 |
| Foster, De'shaun CAR RB | 0 |
| Jones-Drew, Maurice JAC RB | 0 |
| Wynn, DeShawn GBP RB | 0 |
| Young, Selvin DEN RB | 0 |
| Battle, Arnaz SFO WR | 0 |
| Boldin, Anquan ARI WR | 0 |
| Brown, Reggie PHI WR | 6 |
| McDonald, Shaun DET WR | 9 |
| Moss, Santana WAS WR | 0 |
| Daniels, Owen HOU TE | 0 |
| Rackers, Neil ARI PK | 6 |
| Seahawks, Seattle SEA Def | 0 |
| Buccaneers, Tampa Bay TBB ST | 18 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 48 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 71 |
|
Fud Puckers
| Starters |
| Roethlisberger, Ben PIT QB | 27 |
| Shipp, Marcel ARI RB | 0 |
| Tomlinson, Ladainian SDC RB | 12 |
| Bruce, Isaac STL WR | 0 |
| Johnson, Andre HOU WR | 6 |
| Ward, Hines PIT WR | 9 |
| Davis, Vernon SFO TE | 9 |
| Akers, David PHI PK | 4 |
| Ravens, Baltimore BAL Def | 0 |
| Bills, Buffalo BUF ST | 0 |
| Starter Total: | 67 |
| Potential Points: |
76 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
88.2% |
| Non-Starters |
| Bulger, Marc STL QB | 6 |
| Frerotte, Gus STL QB | 0 |
| Bell, Tatum DET RB | 0 |
| Brown, Ronnie MIA RB | 0 |
| Buckhalter, Correll PHI RB | 0 |
| Jordan, Lamont OAK RB | 0 |
| Glenn, Terry DAL WR | 0 |
| Hilliard, Ike TBB WR | 0 |
| Johnson, Bryant ARI WR | 0 |
| Wilford, Ernest JAC WR | 9 |
| Stevens, Jerramy TBB TE | 0 |
| Mare, Olindo NOS PK | 0 |
| Jaguars, Jacksonville JAC Def | 0 |
| Rams, St. Louis STL ST | 0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 15 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 82 |
|
C & S Gas Pumpers
| Starters |
| Palmer, Carson CIN QB | 12 |
| Barber, Marion DAL RB | 0 |
| Jones, Kevin DET RB | 0 |
| Galloway, Joey TBB WR | 0 |
| Holt, Torry STL WR | 6 |
| Johnson, Calvin DET WR | 0 |
| Watson, Ben NEP TE | 0 |
| Folk, Nick DAL PK | 6 |
| Cowboys, Dallas DAL Def | 0 |
| Cowboys, Dallas DAL ST | 0 |
| Starter Total: | 24 |
| Potential Points: |
25 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
96.0% |
| Non-Starters |
| Green, Trent MIA QB | 0 |
| Harrington, Joey ATL QB | 0 |
| Bush, Reggie NOS RB | 0 |
| Dunn, Warrick ATL RB | 0 |
| Faulk, Kevin NEP RB | 0 |
| Williams, Carnell TBB RB | 0 |
| Clayton, Mark BAL WR | 0 |
| Ginn Jr., Ted MIA WR | 0 |
| Marshall, Brandon DEN WR | 0 |
| Randle El, Antwaan WAS WR | 0 |
| Gonzalez, Tony KCC TE | 0 |
| Graham, Shayne CIN PK | 7 |
| Broncos, Denver DEN Def | 0 |
| Saints, New Orleans NOS ST | 0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 7 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 31 |
|