Kramerica Industries
| Starters |
| Brees, Drew NOS QB | 25.00 |
| Jackson, Brandon GBP RB | 16.50 |
| Bowe, Dwayne KCC WR | 1.30 |
| Edwards, Braylon CLE WR | 12.70 |
| Mason, Derrick BAL WR | 5.20 |
| Clark, Dallas IND TE | 0.50 |
| Dawson, Phil CLE PK | 9.90 |
| Buccaneers, Tampa Bay TBB Def | 3.67 |
| Starter Total: | 74.77 |
| Potential Points: |
79.67 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
93.8% |
| Non-Starters |
| Carr, David CAR QB | 0 |
| Addai, Joseph IND RB | 3.50 |
| Anderson, Mike BAL RB | 0 |
| Brown, Chris TEN RB | 6.20 |
| Jones, Julius DAL RB | 1.90 |
| Branch, Deion SEA WR | 0 |
| Williams, Roy DET WR | 0 |
| Lions, Detroit DET Def | 0.38 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 11.98 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 86.75 |
|
The Jedi Masters
| Starters |
| Palmer, Carson CIN QB | 28.80 |
| Duckett, T.J. DET RB | 6.10 |
| Westbrook, Brian PHI RB | 9.90 |
| Holmes, Santonio PIT WR | 15.80 |
| Johnson, Andre HOU WR | 7.40 |
| Gonzalez, Tony KCC TE | 6.40 |
| Hanson, Jason DET PK | 8.30 |
| Packers, Green Bay GBP Def | 10.41 |
| Starter Total: | 93.11 |
| Potential Points: |
110.41 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
84.3% |
| Non-Starters |
| Garrard, David JAC QB | 0 |
| Buckhalter, Correll PHI RB | 2.80 |
| Rhodes, Dominic OAK RB | 23.40 |
| Davis, Andre' HOU WR | 2.00 |
| Owens, Terrell DAL WR | 0 |
| Williams, Roydell TEN WR | 5.90 |
| Daniels, Owen HOU TE | 6.20 |
| 49ers, San Francisco SFO Def | 8.40 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 48.70 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 141.81 |
|
The Hip
| Starters |
| Cutler, Jay DEN QB | 20.30 |
| Jones-Drew, Maurice JAC RB | 0 |
| Stecker, Aaron NOS RB | 0.00 |
| Fitzgerald, Larry ARI WR | 32.10 |
| Ward, Hines PIT WR | 0 |
| Scheffler, Tony DEN TE | 11.20 |
| Elam, Jason DEN PK | 9.30 |
| Patriots, New England NEP Def | -0.05 |
| Starter Total: | 72.85 |
| Potential Points: |
104.3 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
69.8% |
| Non-Starters |
| Jackson, Tarvaris MIN QB | 22.35 |
| Jackson, Fred BUF RB | 4.00 |
| Keith, Kenton IND RB | 1.20 |
| Maroney, Laurence NEP RB | 18.60 |
| Washington, Leon NYJ RB | 9.80 |
| Hilliard, Ike TBB WR | 0 |
| Johnson, Bryant ARI WR | 1.00 |
| Heap, Todd BAL TE | 0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 56.95 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 129.80 |
|
Hedfullalicker
| Starters |
| Kitna, Jon DET QB | 12.30 |
| Gado, Samkon MIA RB | 0.20 |
| Curtis, Kevin PHI WR | 12.20 |
| Henry, Chris CIN WR | 2.30 |
| Welker, Wes NEP WR | 15.20 |
| Gates, Antonio SDC TE | 6.20 |
| Brown, Josh SEA PK | 15.50 |
| Seahawks, Seattle SEA Def | -4.92 |
| Starter Total: | 58.98 |
| Potential Points: |
89.61 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
65.8% |
| Non-Starters |
| Schaub, Matt HOU QB | 0 |
| Bush, Reggie NOS RB | 0 |
| Foster, De'shaun CAR RB | 5.70 |
| Jackson, Darrell SFO WR | 8.80 |
| Jackson, Vincent SDC WR | 1.30 |
| McDonald, Shaun DET WR | 13.10 |
| Chiefs, Kansas City KCC Def | 9.41 |
| Eagles, Philadelphia PHI Def | 8.13 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 46.44 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 105.42 |
|
Post Mortem
| Starters |
| Anderson, Derek CLE QB | 9.60 |
| Booker, Lorenzo MIA RB | 8.70 |
| Jacobs, Brandon NYG RB | 17.10 |
| Johnson, Chad CIN WR | 29.00 |
| Walter, Kevin HOU WR | 0.00 |
| Witten, Jason DAL TE | 2.40 |
| Brown, Kris HOU PK | 6.00 |
| Bears, Chicago CHI Def | 18.25 |
| Starter Total: | 91.05 |
| Potential Points: |
127.36 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
71.5% |
| Non-Starters |
| Rivers, Philip SDC QB | 12.95 |
| Droughns, Reuben NYG RB | 0.00 |
| Henry, Travis DEN RB | 0.00 |
| Williams, DeAngelo CAR RB | 27.10 |
| Young, Selvin DEN RB | 9.90 |
| Johnson, Calvin DET WR | 5.40 |
| Jones, James GBP WR | 1.40 |
| Cardinals, Arizona ARI Def | 27.41 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 84.16 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 175.21 |
|
Sharp as a Bowling Ball
| Starters |
| Hasselbeck, Matt SEA QB | 10.25 |
| Lewis, Jamal CLE RB | 15.90 |
| McGahee, Willis BAL RB | 0 |
| Gage, Justin TEN WR | 13.40 |
| Williams, Reggie JAC WR | 10.50 |
| Miller, Heath PIT TE | 2.00 |
| Bironas, Rob TEN PK | 13.70 |
| Saints, New Orleans NOS Def | 6.67 |
| Starter Total: | 72.42 |
| Potential Points: |
80.26 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
90.2% |
| Non-Starters |
| Garcia, Jeff TBB QB | 0 |
| Henry, Chris TEN RB | 2.30 |
| Bruce, Isaac STL WR | 3.90 |
| Carter, Drew CAR WR | 5.90 |
| Coles, Laveranues NYJ WR | 0 |
| Harrison, Marvin IND WR | 0 |
| Johnson, Eric NOS TE | 2.50 |
| Panthers, Carolina CAR Def | 8.11 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 22.71 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 95.13 |
|
Double D
| Starters |
| Brady, Tom NEP QB | 28.80 |
| Lynch, Marshawn BUF RB | 15.70 |
| Parker, Willie PIT RB | 0 |
| Burress, Plaxico NYG WR | 20.40 |
| Holt, Torry STL WR | 9.30 |
| Lewis, Marcedes JAC TE | 0.00 |
| Stover, Matt BAL PK | 9.10 |
| Vikings, Minnesota MIN Def | 4.40 |
| Starter Total: | 87.7 |
| Potential Points: |
101.85 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
86.1% |
| Non-Starters |
| Losman, J.P. BUF QB | 0 |
| Peterson, Adrian CHI RB | 12.45 |
| Booker, Marty MIA WR | 0.90 |
| Hackett, D.J. SEA WR | 4.10 |
| Jurevicius, Joe CLE WR | 1.20 |
| Olsen, Greg CHI TE | 1.70 |
| Smith, L.J. PHI TE | 0 |
| Janikowski, Sebastian OAK PK | 7.30 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 27.65 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 115.35 |
|
Sken's Irish Alley Pissers
| Starters |
| Manning, Peyton IND QB | 4.75 |
| Peterson, Adrian MIN RB | 3.60 |
| Taylor, Fred JAC RB | 0 |
| Smith, Steve CAR WR | 4.80 |
| White, Roddy ATL WR | 12.20 |
| Shockey, Jeremy NYG TE | 0 |
| Vinatieri, Adam IND PK | 4.70 |
| Cowboys, Dallas DAL Def | 7.39 |
| Starter Total: | 37.44 |
| Potential Points: |
58.28 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
64.2% |
| Non-Starters |
| Fargas, Justin OAK RB | 0 |
| Battle, Arnaz SFO WR | 1.90 |
| Bennett, Drew STL WR | 0.40 |
| Clayton, Mark BAL WR | 2.60 |
| Curry, Ronald OAK WR | 1.60 |
| Porter, Jerry OAK WR | 9.60 |
| Watson, Ben NEP TE | 3.80 |
| Broncos, Denver DEN Def | 14.83 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 34.73 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 72.17 |
|
Winning Beer Money
| Starters |
| Romo, Tony DAL QB | 2.30 |
| Johnson, Rudi CIN RB | 0 |
| Colston, Marques NOS WR | 21.40 |
| Engram, Bobby SEA WR | 12.50 |
| Houshmandzadeh, T.J. CIN WR | 9.00 |
| Cooley, Chris WAS TE | 4.20 |
| Longwell, Ryan MIN PK | 3.00 |
| Giants, New York NYG Def | 2.66 |
| Starter Total: | 55.06 |
| Potential Points: |
86.17 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
63.9% |
| Non-Starters |
| Rosenfels, Sage HOU QB | 8.40 |
| Chatman, Jesse MIA RB | 5.00 |
| Hall, Andre DEN RB | 1.00 |
| Robinson, Michael SFO RB | 0.00 |
| Watson, Kenny CIN RB | 14.00 |
| Stallworth, Donte' NEP WR | 3.20 |
| Rackers, Neil ARI PK | 12.30 |
| Falcons, Atlanta ATL Def | 4.37 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 48.27 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 103.33 |
|
Chain Smoking Patch Junkies
| Starters |
| Testaverde, Vinny FA QB | 0.00 |
| Portis, Clinton WAS RB | 26.10 |
| Taylor, Chester MIN RB | 5.20 |
| Galloway, Joey TBB WR | 0 |
| Moss, Randy NEP WR | 25.00 |
| Clark, Desmond CHI TE | 0.00 |
| Crosby, Mason GBP PK | 10.80 |
| Bengals, Cincinnati CIN Def | 10.25 |
| Starter Total: | 77.35 |
| Potential Points: |
103.16 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
75.0% |
| Non-Starters |
| Bulger, Marc STL QB | 8.80 |
| Feeley, A.J. PHI QB | 0 |
| Johnson, Larry KCC RB | 0 |
| Chambers, Chris SDC WR | 10.90 |
| Stokley, Brandon DEN WR | 0 |
| McMichael, Randy STL TE | 0.40 |
| Texans, Houston HOU Def | 15.96 |
| Titans, Tennessee TEN Def | 11.70 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 47.76 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 125.11 |
|
Tappa Kegga Day
| Starters |
| Roethlisberger, Ben PIT QB | 0 |
| Barber, Marion DAL RB | 0.70 |
| Tomlinson, Ladainian SDC RB | 12.30 |
| Crayton, Patrick DAL WR | 0.80 |
| Evans, Lee BUF WR | 0.20 |
| Winslow, Kellen CLE TE | 6.20 |
| Gostkowski, Stephen NEP PK | 14.90 |
| Colts, Indianapolis IND Def | 10.12 |
| Starter Total: | 45.22 |
| Potential Points: |
95.17 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
47.5% |
| Non-Starters |
| Manning, Eli NYG QB | 27.85 |
| Betts, Ladell WAS RB | 2.90 |
| Turner, Michael SDC RB | 4.20 |
| Boldin, Anquan ARI WR | 11.60 |
| Furrey, Mike DET WR | 4.70 |
| Gonzalez, Anthony IND WR | 0 |
| Patten, David NOS WR | 3.90 |
| Redskins, Washington WAS Def | 13.42 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 68.57 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 113.79 |
|
Turd Ferguson
| Starters |
| Favre, Brett GBP QB | 15.05 |
| Graham, Earnest TBB RB | 0 |
| White, LenDale TEN RB | 2.50 |
| Brown, Reggie PHI WR | 9.20 |
| Marshall, Brandon DEN WR | 23.50 |
| Lee, Donald GBP TE | 0 |
| Folk, Nick DAL PK | 6.70 |
| Ravens, Baltimore BAL Def | 8.97 |
| Starter Total: | 65.92 |
| Potential Points: |
93.82 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
70.3% |
| Non-Starters |
| McNabb, Donovan PHI QB | 22.25 |
| Davenport, Najeh PIT RB | 8.70 |
| Dunn, Warrick ATL RB | 14.00 |
| Jackson, Steven STL RB | 5.60 |
| Leonard, Brian STL RB | 1.80 |
| Pittman, Michael TBB RB | 1.20 |
| Smith, Kolby KCC RB | 0.80 |
| Cotchery, Jerricho NYJ WR | 9.20 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 63.55 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 129.47 |
|
Camel Toe
| Starters |
| Warner, Kurt ARI QB | 27.90 |
| Gore, Frank SFO RB | 11.50 |
| James, Edgerrin ARI RB | 22.60 |
| Driver, Donald GBP WR | 0 |
| Jennings, Greg GBP WR | 0 |
| Davis, Vernon SFO TE | 2.00 |
| Gould, Robbie CHI PK | 7.90 |
| Chargers, San Diego SDC Def | 22.69 |
| Starter Total: | 94.59 |
| Potential Points: |
126.39 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
74.8% |
| Non-Starters |
| Leftwich, Byron ATL QB | 0 |
| Young, Vince TEN QB | 9.75 |
| Dayne, Ron HOU RB | 20.80 |
| Toomer, Amani NYG WR | 4.10 |
| Walker, Javon DEN WR | 1.60 |
| Crumpler, Alge ATL TE | 18.70 |
| Graham, Shayne CIN PK | 8.00 |
| Steelers, Pittsburgh PIT Def | 4.39 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 67.34 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 161.93 |
|
Duany Duany Tanning
| Starters |
| Campbell, Jason WAS QB | 0 |
| Grant, Ryan GBP RB | 11.70 |
| Jones, Thomas NYJ RB | 17.30 |
| Berrian, Bernard CHI WR | 8.80 |
| Wayne, Reggie IND WR | 6.70 |
| Scaife, Bo TEN TE | 2.20 |
| Reed, Jeff PIT PK | 3.00 |
| Bills, Buffalo BUF Def | 12.69 |
| Starter Total: | 62.39 |
| Potential Points: |
99.49 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
62.7% |
| Non-Starters |
| Grossman, Rex CHI QB | 0 |
| Alexander, Shaun SEA RB | 9.10 |
| Jordan, Lamont OAK RB | 0 |
| Morris, Maurice SEA RB | 16.90 |
| Norwood, Jerious ATL RB | 8.70 |
| Burleson, Nate SEA WR | 26.90 |
| Moss, Santana WAS WR | 20.50 |
| Jaguars, Jacksonville JAC Def | -3.06 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 79.04 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 141.43 |
|