| Franchise |
QB | RB | WR+TE | PK | Def |
| TBA | Clemens, K
Palmer, C | Foster, D
Jackson, S
Jones, K
Portis, C
Sapp, C | Evans, L
Harrison, M
Henry, C
Holt, T
Jennings, G
Toomer, A
Daniels, O
Heap, T | Wilkins, J | Jaguars, J
Ravens, B |
| TBA | Campbell, J
Cutler, J | Dayne, R
Dunn, W
Henry, T
Norwood, J
Parker, W
Peterson, A
Smith, K
White, L | Battle, A
Boldin, A
Clayton, M
Fitzgerald, L
Hackett, D
Ward, H | Brown, J | Giants, N |
| Steagle"s- for sale | Bulger, M
Harrington, J
Leinart, M | Benson, C
Booker, L
Davenport, N
Faulk, K
Hunt, T
Lewis, J
Maroney, L | Bruce, I
Davis, A
Driver, D
Moss, S
Miller, H | Akers, D
Dawson, P | Bengals, C |
| The Dawgs | Brees, D
Garrard, D | Bush, R
Chatman, J
Jackson, F
James, E
Jordan, L
Shipp, M
Thomas, A | Chambers, C
Colston, M
Engram, B
Jurevicius, J
Smith, S
Shockey, J | Elam, J | Browns, C
Seahawks, S |
| SCREAMING BEAGLES | Kitna, J
Roethlisberger, B | Grant, R
Hicks, M
Johnson, R
McGahee, W
Turner, M
Ward, D
Young, S | Brown, R
Crayton, P
Houshmandzadeh, T
Johnson, C
Marshall, B
Walker, J | Folk, N | Bears, C
Lions, D |
| The 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse | Anderson, D
Grossman, R
Manning, E | Fargas, J
Graham, E
Morris, M
Pittman, M
Tomlinson, L | Bowe, D
Burleson, N
Coles, L
Edwards, B
Northcutt, D
Clark, D
Clark, D
Witten, J | Vinatieri, A | Steelers, P |
| Cowboys Suck | Romo, T
Young, V | Bradshaw, A
Echemandu, A
Gore, F
Green, A
Lynch, M
Robinson, M
Wolfe, G | Jackson, V
Jenkins, M
Johnson, B
Walter, K
White, R
Williams, R
Winslow, K | Crosby, M | Texans, H |
| Garden State Clippers | Garcia, J
Rivers, P | Bennett, M
Buckhalter, C
Droughns, R
Jacobs, B
Taylor, F
Westbrook, B | Branch, D
Burress, P
Mason, D
Owens, T
Porter, J
Stallworth, D
Welker, W | Brown, K
Lindell, R | Cardinals, A |
| Pug | Manning, P
Rodgers, A
Rosenfels, S
Sorgi, J | Addai, J
Keith, K
Taylor, C
Watson, K
Williams, D | Gage, J
Galloway, J
Gonzalez, A
Wayne, R
Gates, A | Bironas, R
Longwell, R | Chargers, S
Cowboys, D |
| The Owl Restaurant | Culpepper, D
McNabb, D
Schaub, M
Warner, K | Barber, M
Hall, A
Jones, J
Jones, T
Washington, L | Berrian, B
Holmes, S
Jones, J
Patten, D
Stokley, B
Cooley, C
Gonzalez, T | Gostkowski, S | Packers, G |
| Malibu Maulers | Favre, B
Hasselbeck, M
Wallace, S | Alexander, S
Bell, M
Betts, L
Gado, S
Jones-Drew, M | Furrey, M
Horn, J
Jackson, D
McDonald, S
Moss, R
McMichael, R | Gould, R
Reed, J | Broncos, D
Buccaneers, T |
| Charlie Don't Surf- For Sale | Brady, T | Brown, C
Evans, H
Johnson, L
Leonard, B
Peterson, A
Thomas, P | Booker, M
Curtis, K
Johnson, A
Johnson, C
Jones, J
Rice, S
Watson, B | Graham, S | Patriots, N
Vikings, M |
