| Franchise |
QB | RB | WR | TE | PK | Def |
| Devil's Rejects | Garcia, J
Schaub, M
Young, V | Dunn, W
Faulk, K
Johnson, R
Lynch, M
Wright, D
Young, S | Harrison, M
Henry, C
Hilliard, I
Jurevicius, J
Wayne, R | Miller, H | Brown, J | Colts, I
Lions, D |
| Floating Fecal Logs | Clemens, K
Manning, E | Grant, R
James, E
Johnson, L
Smith, K
Taylor, F
Thomas, A
Williams, D | Burress, P
Curtis, K
Hackett, D
Welker, W
Williams, R | Heap, T
McMichael, R | Dawson, P | Raiders, O |
| Desert Griffyns | Brees, D | Chatman, J
Cobbs, P
Gado, S
Jacobs, B
White, L | Colston, M
Furrey, M
Gage, J
Henderson, D
Johnson, C
Lewis, G
Patten, D | Witten, J | Gostkowski, S
Vinatieri, A | Chargers, S
Ravens, B |
| Bad Newz Kennels | Hasselbeck, M
Roethlisberger, B
Romo, T | Brown, C
Davenport, N
Evans, H
Jones, K
Lewis, J
Walker, D
Wright, J | Berrian, B
Branch, D
Galloway, J
Houshmandzadeh, T | Cooley, C | Longwell, R
Scobee, J | Seahawks, S |
| TB | Garrard, D
Huard, D
McNabb, D | Gore, F
Jackson, S
Morency, V
Peterson, A
Stecker, A | Coles, L
Curry, R
Glenn, T
Holmes, S
McDonald, S
Stokley, B | Scaife, B
Winslow, K | Crosby, M | Redskins, W |
| The Reservoir Dogs | Brady, T
Croyle, B | Bush, R
Graham, E
Jones, J
Westbrook, B | Clayton, M
Ginn Jr., T
Jones, J
Moss, S
Stallworth, D
Walker, J
Williams, R | Scheffler, T
Watson, B | Brown, K | Bears, C
Cardinals, A |
| Franco | Anderson, D
Kitna, J | Bennett, M
Buckhalter, C
Henry, T
Parker, W
Turner, M | Davis, A
Engram, B
Gonzalez, A
Owens, T
White, R
Williams, R | Davis, V
Shockey, J | Akers, D
Wilkins, J | Chiefs, K |
| Monkey Spankers | Manning, P | Barber, M
Dayne, R
Jones-Drew, M
Jordan, L
Rhodes, D
Washington, L | Booker, M
Holt, T
Porter, J
Rice, S
Smith, S
Walter, K
Williams, D | Lee, D | Reed, J | Vikings, M |
| Buddhas Redux | Bulger, M
Culpepper, D
Rivers, P | Addai, J
Foster, D
Keith, K
McGahee, W | Bowe, D
Bruce, I
Crayton, P
Mason, D
Muhammad, M
Northcutt, D
Randle El, A | Gonzalez, T | Rackers, N | Jaguars, J
Steelers, P |
| Kill 'em All | Campbell, J
Favre, B
Warner, K | Alexander, S
Jackson, F
Jones, T
Morris, M
Portis, C
Watson, K | Chambers, C
Driver, D
Evans, L
Fitzgerald, L
Johnson, C | Clark, D
Daniels, O | Folk, N | Patriots, N |
| Montreal Alouettes | Palmer, C | Droughns, R
Fargas, J
Jackson, B
Leonard, B
Maroney, L
Norwood, J
Smith, M | Jackson, V
Jenkins, M
Jennings, G
Johnson, A
Marshall, B
Toomer, A | Gates, A | Graham, S
Hanson, J | Cowboys, D |
| Follow Me | Boller, K
Cutler, J
Edwards, T | Betts, L
Peterson, A
Taylor, C
Tomlinson, L | Brown, R
Edwards, B
Johnson, B
Moss, R
Ward, H | Clark, D
Johnson, E
Olsen, G | Gould, R | Buccaneers, T
Titans, T |
