LOC Qualifier League #3 Fantasy Recaps

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Dec 30, 2007) In a week 17 LOC Qualifier League #3 classic, Skull Crushers beat a strong DUFF BEER team by a score of 91.8 to 64.3, behind the support of 69,325 faithful fans.

Kurt Warner

Skull Crushers were led to their 27.5 point victory by a 28.9 point effort from Kurt Warner, who got by the St. Louis Rams defense for 300 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 19 rushing yards. With this performance, Warner was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 17. They also got help from a 22.4 point effort from Dominic Rhodes, who beat the San Diego Chargers defense for 122 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 42 receiving yards.

"We feed off the energy of our fans," Skull Crushers coach Mark Edgar said.

DUFF BEER were helped out in a losing cause by a 29.9 point effort from Eli Manning, who got by the New England Patriots defense for 251 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 13 rushing yards. With this performance, Manning was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 17. They also got help from a 10.9 point effort from Chris Chambers, who snuck past the Oakland Raiders defense for 49 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"Not to take away anything from our opponents, but we didn't play like we're capable of playing," DUFF BEER coach Jose Sanchez said.

This brings the record for Skull Crushers to 10-7, and drops DUFF BEER to a record of 9-8.

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Dec 30, 2007) In a week 17 LOC Qualifier League #3 classic, Slaughterhouse squeaked by a tough Montreal Madness team by a score of 100.0 to 93.9, behind the support of 69,304 faithful fans.

Larry Fitzgerald

Slaughterhouse were led to their 6.1 point victory by a 29.1 point effort from Larry Fitzgerald, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 171 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Fitzgerald was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 17. They also got help from a 24.0 point effort from the Arizona Cardinals Defensive Team.

"We played our hearts out," Slaughterhouse coach Scott Goddard said.

Montreal Madness were helped out in a losing cause by a 21.3 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who beat the Buffalo Bills defense for 345 passing yards and 1 passing TD. They also got help from a 15.8 point effort from Santonio Holmes, who got by the Baltimore Ravens defense for 98 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"They just made the big plays and we didn't," Montreal Madness coach Nick said.

Causing further embarrassment, Montreal Madness could have scored 104.1 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Nick left key players like Maurice Morris and his corresponding 16.9 points on the bench.

Montreal Madness drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 8 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 17.

This brings the record for Slaughterhouse to 10-7, and drops Montreal Madness to a record of 12-5.

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Dec 30, 2007) In a week 17 LOC Qualifier League #3 rivalry, House of Pain embarrassed a hapless Nevada Lunatics team by a score of 106.0 to 69.0, behind the support of 65,048 faithful fans.

Marques Colston

House of Pain were led to their 37.0 point victory by a 21.4 point effort from Marques Colston, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 94 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Colston was the number 5 ranked wide receiver for week 17. They also got help from a 18.6 point effort from Laurence Maroney, who snuck past the New York Giants defense for 46 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs.

"You dream about this as a kid," House of Pain coach Charlie Pollard said.

Nevada Lunatics were helped out in a losing cause by a 27.8 point effort from Carson Palmer, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 316 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. With this performance, Palmer was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 17. They also got help from a 11.6 point effort from Ladainian Tomlinson, who snuck past the Oakland Raiders defense for 56 rushing yards in addition to 7 receiving yards.

"We had our chances but we let them slip away," Nevada Lunatics coach Patty Saderholm said.

This brings the record for House of Pain to 6-11, and drops Nevada Lunatics to a record of 7-10.

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Dec 30, 2007) In a week 17 LOC Qualifier League #3 classic, Lazy Lions squeaked by a tough Jax Beach Riptide team by a score of 68.6 to 68.3, extending the winning streak for Lazy Lions to 4 games.

Brandon Marshall

Lazy Lions were led to their 0.3 point victory by a 20.5 point effort from Brandon Marshall, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 114 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 31 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15.1 point effort from Brett Favre, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 99 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 21 rushing yards.

"This was a confidence booster," Lazy Lions coach Thorsten Muehlhausen said.

Jax Beach Riptide were helped out in a losing cause by a 25.1 point effort from Chad Johnson, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 131 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs in addition to 9 rushing yards. With this performance, Johnson was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 17. They also got help from a 12.8 point effort from Marc Bulger, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 176 passing yards and 1 passing TD.

"We didn't maintain the intensity for the entire 60 minutes," Jax Beach Riptide coach Dave McDougall said.

Compounding the issue, Jax Beach Riptide could have scored 91.4 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Dave McDougall left key players like Brandon Jackson and his corresponding 13.5 points on the bench.

Lazy Lions took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 8 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 17.

This brings the record for Lazy Lions to 13-4, and drops Jax Beach Riptide to a record of 3-14.

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Dec 30, 2007) In a week 17 LOC Qualifier League #3 rivalry, Viareggio Sharks beat a strong Favre's Franchise team by a score of 115.4 to 93.8, behind the support of 73,835 faithful fans.

Clinton Portis

Viareggio Sharks were led to their 21.6 point victory by a 25.1 point effort from Clinton Portis, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 104 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 27 receiving yards. With this performance, Portis was the number 2 ranked running back for week 17. They also got help from a 22.0 point effort from Randy Moss, who got by the New York Giants defense for 100 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

"They gave us a big scare," Viareggio Sharks coach Jacopo Caiti said.

Favre's Franchise were helped out in a losing cause by a 25.8 point effort from Tom Brady, who tore apart the New York Giants defense for 356 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 19.0 point effort from the San Diego Chargers Defensive Team.

"Our defense was a non-factor," Favre's Franchise coach Scott Kimpel said.

Causing further embarrassment, Favre's Franchise could have scored 116.1 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Scott Kimpel left key players like Adrian Peterson and his corresponding 13.1 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Viareggio Sharks to 11-6, and drops Favre's Franchise to a record of 6-11.

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Dec 30, 2007) In a week 17 LOC Qualifier League #3 showdown, Legend's Hail Mary's beat a strong Australian Heat team by a score of 70.2 to 56.2, silencing a partisan crowd of 74,119.

Edgerrin James

Legend's Hail Mary's were led to their 14.0 point victory by a 19.6 point effort from Edgerrin James, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 102 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 34 receiving yards. With this performance, James was the number 6 ranked running back for week 17. They also got help from a 12.2 point effort from Roddy White, who snuck past the Seattle Seahawks defense for 62 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"I want to thank my Lord and Savior," Legend's Hail Mary's coach Chadd Aldrich said.

Australian Heat were helped out in a losing cause by a 12.8 point effort from Jamal Lewis, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 128 rushing yards in addition to 1 receiving yards. They also got help from a 10.0 point effort from Mason Crosby, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 2 field goals made and 4 extra points.

"There were too many defensive lapses," Australian Heat coach Nate said.

Adding salt to the wound, Australian Heat could have scored 76.9 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Nate left key players like Jay Cutler and his corresponding 20.3 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Legend's Hail Mary's to 8-9, and drops Australian Heat to a record of 7-10.