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| By The Jedi Masters on Tue Jan 1 8:40:31 p.m. CT 2008 | ||
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| By Tappa Kegga Day on Fri Nov 16 7:56:05 a.m. CT 2007 |
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| That's just plain disturbing. I cannot look at that photo anymore... PLEASE! No more photos from the Kennedy family photo album. |
| By Sken's Irish Alley Pissers on Tue Nov 13 10:25:20 p.m. CT 2007 | ||
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Many thought the recent and remarkable run of 5 straight wins for perennial cellar dweller TKD was the surprise of the season, but earlier this week, TKD owner Mark Stecklein received the biggest surprise of all when it was reported that SLUMPBUSTER Bessie was really HUMPBUSTER Jessie. Bessie, err Jessie, came out of the closet after TKD's latest victory on Monday night. For those that follow TKD this was not a complete surprise as team owner and president Mark Stecklein continues his "win at all costs" approach to football. Many thought Mr. Stecklein's comments were just macho bravado when he proudly proclaim, "Yeah I did it. Had to. Everyone knows that when you’re on a streak of tough luck like we were, somebody needs to take one for the team. Why not me? I’m not above that. Have you seen our record since? I’d do it again if I had to. Absolutely.” Well, apparently Mr. Stecklein is a man (at least we hope) of his word. Apparently, at TKD it's not "Just Win Baby!!!", but rather "If you can't be with the one you love, then love the one you're with!" You have to give Mr. Stecklein credit, for the first time in recent memory TKD is truly a team to be feared in PFFL. |
| By Tappa Kegga Day on Wed Nov 7 9:18:41 p.m. CT 2007 | ||
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As for Big Ben and his relationship with his best girl? He had this comment: “Worked out great for me too. Sure I was mad at first, but that whole scandal motivated Bessie to get her fat butt on the treadmill, and look at her now! (See attached picture for her a look at her much improved backside.) I never thought I’d be hittin’ something that delicious!” This past Monday night, as Stecklein sipped a beer and watched his star QB lead the TKD squad to a comeback victory (that’s five W’s in a row in case you’re counting), he mused: “Anything seems possible now. We’ve won 5 in a row. Bessie is down to a size 2. You going to tell me that it can’t continue? Puh-lease. And oh by the way, anybody hear from that weasel Thole lately? Yeah, I didn’t think so. Life is good. And it will undoubtedly continue to be that way here at Tappa Kegga Day for a long time to come.” |
| By Winning Beer Money on Sun Oct 28 7:00:01 p.m. CT 2007 | ||
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When asked for comment, T dismissed reporters with this statement, “I had to try something. Our backfield is as poor as Green Bay’s. Last week we lost to the only team in the league that we didn’t outscore. I mean, losing to SABB was pretty upsetting, that was the first week that they even sniffed 100 points. And then to have Hannan making kicking gestures at me all week… that is too much for one man to take.” Co-owner Scott Feldner was not reached for comment, but it is probably safe to say that he does not want this type of behavior to be viewed as representative of the proud Winning Beer Money franchise. |
| By Winning Beer Money on Sun Oct 21 12:56:05 p.m. CT 2007 |
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| I was just tired of seeing that "woman's" ass. |
| By Duany Duany Tanning on Wed Sep 19 9:38:14 p.m. CT 2007 | ||
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