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Date Thu Nov 29 12:32:30 a.m. ET 2007
Edited Sat Dec 1 2:01:29 a.m. ET 2007
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| Hello ladies... It comes to be that time of year, when we must pontificate about playoff cheers. If week #12 was the final spiel, here is how the playoff picture would be congealed. THE COCONUT MONKEY BOWL V CHAMPIONSHIP BRACKET FOR THE TITLE OF MIDWEST COLLISION LEAGUE CHAMPION THE D-CON RAT'S ASS BOWL V WESTERN CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP AND BID IN CMB V Imperial Division Champion, #1 seed - SURVIVAL SQUADRON, 9-3 Capital Division Champion, #2 seed - PARMA HEIGHTS PLANOGRAMS, 8-4 #3 seed - RALPHIES RED RYDERS, 7-5 #4 SEED - TEAM TO BE NAMED LATER, 6-6 THE DEPENDS WET SPOT BOWL V EASTERN CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP AND BID IN CMB V Federal Division Champion, #1 seed - SOUTH OF THE BORDER TRUSTEES, 9-3 National Division Champion, #2 seed - LIPSMACKERZ, 7-5 #3 seed - DOLLAR FOURTY, 7-5 #4 seed - DYE MODELL, 6-6 (Higher power rank than all other 6-6 Eastern Conference teams, no head to head divisional play) Most importantly, the 'real playoffs' THE CUM-BAY-YAH HANDHOLDING HUG BOWL V 9TH PLACE CHAMPIONSHIP #1 seed - MITCHAPALOOZA, 6-6 - BY VIRTUE OF (1)having better head to head record (Mitch def Woody twice, Patek loses to Woody twice) #2 seed - WOODY'S WARRIORS, 6-6 #3 seed - THE MIGHTY REDHEAD (& WIFE & SON), 6-6 (because lost to Woody twice) #4 seed - THE SPIDER PIGS, 5-7 (higher power rank) #5 seed - MARIEMOUNT MUTT DEVILS, 5-7 #6 seed - THE WILTING FROGS, 4-8 #7 seed - THE LIPPERY WOODPECKER, 3-9 #8 seed - MILE HIGH HOGKILLERS, 2-10 However, after this weeks' games the rankings will shuffle, with the real possibility that 2 or 3 teams will drop down into/up from the CBYHHB V bracket. All out. -the commish. |