League Newsletter| Week 17 |
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CIFFL Update - Wednesday, December 2nd:
* Its over....its all over! It was quite the scene Sunday the 29th...things got REALLY interesting between 4:30 and 6:00 Sunday once the Irish launched their formal comeback with the first AZ Cardinal Defensive TD. Then Anquain Boldin (SD) and Larry Fitzgerald (Chi) started posting numbers, then the Irish's Charger combination of LT and Gates got going and then...out of NOwhere came Atlanta's Chris Redmond. When the dust settled and the improbable comeback was complete, Amie and the league offered stunned congratulations to Michael Downey and the Chicago Irish for edging out the Sammies and WINNING THE CIFFL! It was great entertainment, especially for Pete and Darell who watched the nervous owners run the gamut of emotions while sitting between them and the DirecTV Sunday Ticket package like judges at a tennis match.
* As cool as it was to watch live...it should be pointed out that for the first time in storied history of the CIFFL boys and girls, we have BOTH a first-to-worst AND a worst-to-first in the same season!
* In other news, Dave 'check out my luminous head on the Soldier Field Jumbotron' Menke also caught fire to beat Darrell and the Snakes handily for third place....Larry beat everyone hands down in both the weekly NFL Pool and overall season point total.....League rookies South Hill captured the 'Mediocre Bowl'......and Manhattan emerged from last place to conquer the 'Toilet Bowl'! THANKS TO ALL FOR ANOTHER WONDERFUL SEASON!
* PLEASE VOTE on your choice for the second ignominious jersey by clicking on 'Communications', then 'League Polls'. We've also established final draft positions for NEXT season as follows: 1) Manhattan, 2) Springfield, 3) Bloomington, 4) Texas, 5) South Hill, 6) Bangor, 7) Valpo, 8) Hamel, 9) Johnson City, 10) Rockford, 11) San Diego and 12) our champs Chicago.
* Last but not least....All CIFFL Accounting records AND the head-to-head 'Sidebet Tracker' have been updated! All totals should be accurate and final. Amazingly Texas is the only franchise to OWE money and its a single dollar, so here's to another successful season...check back for details on the Stupor Bowl official league function and celebration on Sunday, February 3rd!
| Lineup Deadline| Week 17 |
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| Sat Dec 29 7:15:00 p.m. CT 2007 | | 698 days, 17 hours, 10 minutes Ago | League StandingsButkus |
| Franchise |
PF |
Eff |
Avg PF |
San Diego Sammies |
1472.0 |
87.6% |
86.6 |
Rockford Undertakers |
1235.0 |
82.7% |
72.6 |
| Texas Flood |
1092.0 |
73.7% |
64.2 |
| Bloomington Brains |
973.0 |
74.0% |
57.2 |
Bednarik |
| Franchise |
PF |
Eff |
Avg PF |
Chicago Irish |
1370.0 |
86.8% |
80.6 |
| Hamel Hucksters |
1172.0 |
83.3% |
68.9 |
| Valparaiso Clamatos |
1159.0 |
80.3% |
68.2 |
| Manhattan Projects |
939.0 |
73.0% |
55.2 |
Nagurski |
| Franchise |
PF |
Eff |
Avg PF |
Johnson City TrouserSnakes |
1206.0 |
74.8% |
70.9 |
| Bangor Holes |
1180.0 |
80.2% |
69.4 |
| South Hill Crue |
1157.0 |
85.3% |
68.1 |
| Springfield Flaming Homers |
949.0 |
78.7% |
55.8 |
Monthly Calendar1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | | | | | | Top 10 Players| # | Player | Pts |
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| 1. | Brady, Tom NEP QB | 382.0
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| 2. | Romo, Tony DAL QB | 296.0
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| 3. | Moss, Randy NEP WR | 274.0
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| 4. | Favre, Brett GBP QB | 247.0
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| 5. | Tomlinson, Ladainian SDC RB | 247.0
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| 6. | Manning, Peyton IND QB | 240.0
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| 7. | Owens, Terrell DAL WR | 219.0
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| 8. | Peterson, Adrian MIN RB | 216.0
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| 9. | Anderson, Derek CLE QB | 215.0
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| 10. | Westbrook, Brian PHI RB | 211.0
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Playoff Bracket
| CIFFL Playoffs |
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| Week 16 |
Week 17 |
CIFFL CHAMPION! |
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| #4: Johnson City TrouserSnakes (72) |
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San Diego Sammies (100) |
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| #1: San Diego Sammies (81) |
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Chicago Irish |
| #3: Rockford Undertakers (31) |
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CIFFL CHAMPION! |
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Chicago Irish (110) |
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| #2: Chicago Irish (55) |
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Playoff Bracket
| Mediocre Bracket |
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| Week 16 |
Week 17 |
'Mr. Mediocre' |
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| #4: South Hill Crue (77) |
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South Hill Crue (104) |
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| #1: Hamel Hucksters (24) |
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South Hill Crue |
| #3: Bangor Holes (102) |
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'Mr. Mediocre' |
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Bangor Holes (29) |
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| #2: Valparaiso Clamatos (73) |
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Playoff Bracket
| Toilet Bowl Bracket |
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| Week 16 |
Week 17 |
'King of the Crapper' |
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| #4: Manhattan Projects (75) |
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Manhattan Projects (80) |
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| #1: Texas Flood (58) |
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Manhattan Projects |
| #3: Springfield Flaming Homers (67) |
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'King of the Crapper' |
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Bloomington Brains (32) |
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| #2: Bloomington Brains (73) |
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10 Newest Message Board Topics| Topic | Posted |
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| winners! | Mon Feb 4 7:12:11 a.m. CT 2008 |
| Side bets... | Tue Jan 22 12:30:07 a.m. CT 2008 |
| Bednarik accntng | Sat Jan 5 12:42:42 p.m. CT 2008 |
| OMG | Tue Jan 1 6:33:32 p.m. CT 2008 |
| CONGRATS | Mon Dec 31 11:44:02 a.m. CT 2007 |
| Oh th humanity! | Sun Dec 30 7:03:48 p.m. CT 2007 |
| Championship Breakdown | Sun Dec 30 6:19:27 p.m. CT 2007 |
| Congrats Irish! | Sat Dec 29 11:04:18 p.m. CT 2007 |
| SHHHHHHH............ | Fri Dec 28 10:13:39 p.m. CT 2007 |
| Is It wrong | Fri Dec 28 10:11:46 p.m. CT 2007 |
Don't forget to enter your 'Pick the Points' Weekly Pool selections!
NFL Pool Summary| Franchise/Week | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | Total |
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| Hamel Hucksters | 100 | 99 | 93 | 57 | 93 | 65 | 79 | 68 | 76 | 51 | 104 | 103 | 103 | 121 | 91 | 109 | 109 | 1521 | | Chicago Irish | 93 | 90 | 122 | 64 | 87 | 55 | 81 | 74 | 51 | 53 | 101 | 95 | 100 | 118 | 83 | 110 | 98 | 1475 | | Springfield Flaming Homers | 112 | 98 | 70 | 38 | 84 | 65 | 70 | 89 | 86 | 51 | 108 | 94 | 93 | 127 | 74 | 103 | 97 | 1459 | | Valparaiso Clamatos | 90 | 86 | 84 | 50 | 93 | 51 | 91 | 66 | 71 | 46 | 107 | 111 | 90 | 99 | 87 | 109 | 105 | 1436 | | Bangor Holes | 86 | 86 | 86 | 51 | 91 | 66 | 80 | 67 | 49 | 56 | 118 | 114 | 81 | 108 | 77 | 112 | 96 | 1424 | | Texas Flood | 102 | 85 | 71 | 33 | 95 | 54 | 74 | 76 | 63 | 72 | 101 | 118 | 67 | 116 | 75 | 81 | 72 | 1355 | | South Hill Crue | 104 | 84 | 71 | 44 | 75 | 61 | 87 | 68 | 77 | 46 | 104 | 83 | 44 | 122 | 92 | 98 | 93 | 1353 | | Manhattan Projects | 103 | 82 | 85 | 47 | 100 | 52 | 82 | 75 | 64 | 63 | 98 | 117 | 0 | 114 | 81 | 100 | 77 | 1340 | | Johnson City TrouserSnakes | 108 | 79 | 66 | 39 | 0 | 50 | 83 | 61 | 81 | 50 | 116 | 101 | 86 | 113 | 90 | 107 | 95 | 1325 | | Bloomington Brains | 119 | 0 | 90 | 45 | 0 | 32 | 71 | 43 | 60 | 56 | 92 | 108 | 0 | 0 | 73 | 0 | 84 | 873 | | San Diego Sammies | 113 | 84 | 91 | 38 | 86 | 0 | 85 | 80 | 65 | 72 | 109 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 823 | | Rockford Undertakers | 0 | 93 | 92 | 0 | 85 | 56 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 326 | Power Rankings
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All-Play Record |
| Franchise |
PF |
PP |
Eff |
Bench Points |
Max PF |
Min PF |
Coulda Won |
Woulda Lost |
Power Rank |
W |
L |
T |
Pct |
| San Diego Sammies | 1472.0 | 1680.0 | 87.6% | 390.0 | 124 | 35 | 1 | 0 | 15.85 | 126 | 59 | 2 | .679 | | Chicago Irish | 1370.0 | 1579.0 | 86.8% | 580.0 | 140 | 42 | 0 | 0 | 15.70 | 113 | 73 | 1 | .607 | | Johnson City TrouserSnakes | 1206.0 | 1612.0 | 74.8% | 774.0 | 104 | 44 | 0 | 0 | 15.38 | 103 | 84 | 0 | .551 | | Rockford Undertakers | 1235.0 | 1494.0 | 82.7% | 565.0 | 129 | 31 | 0 | 0 | 14.52 | 105 | 82 | 0 | .561 | | Bangor Holes | 1180.0 | 1472.0 | 80.2% | 559.0 | 107 | 29 | 0 | 1 | 14.01 | 101 | 85 | 1 | .543 | | Texas Flood | 1092.0 | 1482.0 | 73.7% | 719.0 | 110 | 43 | 0 | 0 | 13.77 | 88 | 99 | 0 | .471 | | Valparaiso Clamatos | 1159.0 | 1443.0 | 80.3% | 526.0 | 125 | 31 | 0 | 0 | 13.44 | 95 | 90 | 2 | .513 | | Hamel Hucksters | 1172.0 | 1407.0 | 83.3% | 426.0 | 106 | 23 | 0 | 0 | 13.03 | 96 | 91 | 0 | .513 | | South Hill Crue | 1157.0 | 1357.0 | 85.3% | 410.0 | 131 | 27 | 0 | 0 | 12.72 | 93 | 92 | 2 | .503 | | Bloomington Brains | 973.0 | 1314.0 | 74.0% | 649.0 | 95 | 20 | 0 | 0 | 11.87 | 69 | 116 | 2 | .374 | | Springfield Flaming Homers | 949.0 | 1206.0 | 78.7% | 562.0 | 86 | 33 | 0 | 0 | 11.04 | 64 | 123 | 0 | .342 | | Manhattan Projects | 939.0 | 1286.0 | 73.0% | 559.0 | 85 | 19 | 0 | 0 | 10.93 | 63 | 122 | 2 | .342 | Franchise Owner Activity| Franchise | Last Visited This Page |
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| Springfield Flaming Homers | 333 days, 13 hours, 36 minutes ago | | Bangor Holes | 347 days, 15 hours, 50 minutes ago | | Hamel Hucksters | 347 days, 16 hours, 49 minutes ago | | Commissioner | 400 days, 18 hours, 25 minutes ago |
| South Hill Crue | 423 days, 19 hours, 56 minutes ago | | Chicago Irish | 452 days, 23 hours, 6 minutes ago | | Valparaiso Clamatos | 540 days, 19 hours, 49 minutes ago | | Rockford Undertakers | 644 days, 23 hours, 2 minutes ago | | Johnson City TrouserSnakes | 663 days, 15 hours, 9 minutes ago | | Texas Flood | 675 days, 11 hours, 55 minutes ago | | Manhattan Projects | 692 days, 21 hours, 58 minutes ago | | San Diego Sammies | 697 days, 3 hours, 23 minutes ago | | Bloomington Brains | 697 days, 22 hours, 6 minutes ago |
FINAL CIFFL SideBet Tracker:
All head-to-head weekly points bets are assumed through all 17 weeks unless otherwise noted!
Johnson City (+3) over TX, $2/week
Rockford (+3) over Bloomington, $1/week
Valpo (+1) over Bloomington, $5/week
South Hill (+7) over Bloomington, $5/week
Valpo (+3) over Manhattan, $5/week
Bloomington (+3) over Texas, $2/week South Hill (+3) over Valpo, 1 beer/week
Rockford (1235) over Bangor (1180), $50/Season
This section brought to you by the law firm of 'Ribinowitz, Ribinowitz and Horvath' who remind you that the CIFFL assumes no fiscal responsibility for head-to-head bets, as these final results and payouts are worked out directly between participants.
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