Napoleon Dynamite
| Starters |
| Smith, Alex SFO QB | 4 |
| Alexander, Shaun SEA RB | 26 |
| Barlow, Kevan FA RB | 3 |
| Furrey, Mike DET WR | 19 |
| Jenkins, Michael ATL WR | 0 |
| Smith, Steve CAR WR | 0 |
| Scheffler, Tony DEN TE | 8 |
| Graham, Shayne CIN PK | 6 |
| Eagles, Philadelphia PHI Def | 12 |
| Starter Total: | 78 |
| Potential Points: |
95 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
82.1% |
| Non-Starters |
| Garrard, David JAC QB | 11 |
| Brown, Chris TEN RB | 0 |
| Buckhalter, Correll PHI RB | 10 |
| Houston, Cedric NYJ RB | 0 |
| Lundy, Wali HOU RB | 0 |
| Taylor, Travis MIN WR | 0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 21 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 99 |
|
The Arafat Up There
| Starters |
| Brady, Tom NEP QB | 18 |
| Johnson, Larry KCC RB | 19 |
| Cotchery, Jerricho NYJ WR | 12 |
| Evans, Lee BUF WR | 13 |
| Henderson, Devery NOS WR | 0 |
| Holmes, Santonio PIT WR | 10 |
| Davis, Vernon SFO TE | 10 |
| Gramatica, Martin DAL PK | 1 |
| Buccaneers, Tampa Bay TBB Def | 27 |
| Starter Total: | 110 |
| Potential Points: |
121 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
90.9% |
| Non-Starters |
| McNair, Steve BAL QB | 22 |
| Turner, Michael SDC RB | 3 |
| White, LenDale TEN RB | 2 |
| Muhammad, Muhsin CHI WR | 7 |
| Anderson, Courtney OAK TE | 3 |
| Bengals, Cincinnati CIN Def | 8 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 45 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 155 |
|
Like A Fox
| Starters |
| Hasselbeck, Matt SEA QB | 2 |
| Henry, Travis TEN RB | 13 |
| Jackson, Steven STL RB | 34 |
| McGahee, Willis BUF RB | 17 |
| Parker, Willie PIT RB | -1 |
| Mason, Derrick BAL WR | 1 |
| Smith, L.J. PHI TE | 7 |
| Stover, Matt BAL PK | 7 |
| Jaguars, Jacksonville JAC Def | 1 |
| Starter Total: | 81 |
| Potential Points: |
110 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
73.6% |
| Non-Starters |
| Kitna, Jon DET QB | 26 |
| Thomas, Anthony BUF RB | 0 |
| Hackett, D.J. SEA WR | 4 |
| Moss, Randy OAK WR | 0 |
| Williams, Reggie JAC WR | 0 |
| Longwell, Ryan MIN PK | 1 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 31 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 112 |
|
Chirac and Awe
| Starters |
| Bulger, Marc STL QB | 41 |
| Jones, Julius DAL RB | 4 |
| Branch, Deion SEA WR | 7 |
| Burress, Plaxico NYG WR | 11 |
| Harrison, Marvin IND WR | 25 |
| Williams, Roy DET WR | 15 |
| Clark, Desmond CHI TE | 4 |
| Gould, Robbie CHI PK | 15 |
| Steelers, Pittsburgh PIT Def | 4 |
| Starter Total: | 126 |
| Potential Points: |
142 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
88.7% |
| Non-Starters |
| Pennington, Chad NYJ QB | 17 |
| Droughns, Reuben CLE RB | 9 |
| Duckett, T.J. WAS RB | 8 |
| Stevens, Jerramy SEA TE | 2 |
| Lindell, Rian BUF PK | 18 |
| Cardinals, Arizona ARI Def | 11 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 65 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 191 |
|
The Bushwackers
| Starters |
| Garcia, Jeff PHI QB | 16 |
| Benson, Cedric CHI RB | 4 |
| Harris, Arlen DET RB | 6 |
| Westbrook, Brian PHI RB | 12 |
| Brown, Reggie PHI WR | 3 |
| Edwards, Braylon CLE WR | 0 |
| Cooley, Chris WAS TE | 15 |
| Akers, David PHI PK | 12 |
| Raiders, Oakland OAK Def | 7 |
| Starter Total: | 75 |
| Potential Points: |
82 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
91.5% |
| Non-Starters |
| Favre, Brett GBP QB | 5 |
| Williams, Carnell TBB RB | 0 |
| Glenn, Terry DAL WR | 1 |
| Jackson, Darrell SEA WR | 0 |
| Witten, Jason DAL TE | 7 |
| Cowboys, Dallas DAL Def | 3 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 16 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 91 |
|
The Longest Serving Majority Whip of Djibouti
| Starters |
| Palmer, Carson CIN QB | 14 |
| Addai, Joseph IND RB | 10 |
| Dillon, Corey NEP RB | 9 |
| Gore, Frank SFO RB | 20 |
| Jones, Thomas CHI RB | 7 |
| Driver, Donald GBP WR | 12 |
| Gonzalez, Tony KCC TE | 7 |
| Scobee, Josh JAC PK | 3 |
| Falcons, Atlanta ATL Def | 8 |
| Starter Total: | 90 |
| Potential Points: |
97 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
92.8% |
| Non-Starters |
| Frye, Charlie CLE QB | 0 |
| Dunn, Warrick ATL RB | 2 |
| Welker, Wes MIA WR | 2 |
| Williamson, Troy MIN WR | 0 |
| McMichael, Randy MIA TE | 11 |
| Broncos, Denver DEN Def | 11 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 26 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 116 |
|
Kim Jong Il Communication
| Starters |
| Manning, Eli NYG QB | 5 |
| McAllister, Deuce NOS RB | 17 |
| Colston, Marques NOS WR | 10 |
| Henry, Chris CIN WR | 10 |
| Owens, Terrell DAL WR | 8 |
| Stallworth, Donte' PHI WR | 6 |
| Winslow, Kellen CLE TE | 2 |
| Carney, John NOS PK | 12 |
| Dolphins, Miami MIA Def | 5 |
| Starter Total: | 75 |
| Potential Points: |
93 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
80.6% |
| Non-Starters |
| Leinart, Matt ARI QB | 12 |
| Kasay, John CAR PK | 5 |
| Bills, Buffalo BUF Def | 1 |
| Colts, Indianapolis IND Def | 0 |
| Titans, Tennessee TEN Def | 5 |
| Vikings, Minnesota MIN Def | 16 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 39 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 114 |
|
George W. Chips, Commander-in-Chimp
| Starters |
| Roethlisberger, Ben PIT QB | 9 |
| Bell, Mike DEN RB | 13 |
| Betts, Ladell WAS RB | 24 |
| Brown, Ronnie MIA RB | 12 |
| Lewis, Jamal BAL RB | 15 |
| Fitzgerald, Larry ARI WR | 16 |
| Heap, Todd BAL TE | 6 |
| Hanson, Jason DET PK | 3 |
| Bears, Chicago CHI Def | 6 |
| Starter Total: | 104 |
| Potential Points: |
104 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
100.0% |
| Non-Starters |
| Johnson, Brad MIN QB | 0 |
| Holmes, Priest KCC RB | 0 |
| Morris, Sammy MIA RB | 3 |
| Chambers, Chris MIA WR | 1 |
| Johnson, Bryant ARI WR | 6 |
| Washington, Nate PIT WR | 0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 10 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 114 |
|
Blair Which Project
| Starters |
| Brees, Drew NOS QB | 11 |
| Rhodes, Dominic IND RB | -2 |
| Williams, DeAngelo CAR RB | 8 |
| Coles, Laveranues NYJ WR | 0 |
| Kennison, Eddie KCC WR | 6 |
| Ward, Hines PIT WR | 9 |
| Crumpler, Alge ATL TE | 4 |
| Vinatieri, Adam IND PK | 6 |
| Patriots, New England NEP Def | 4 |
| Starter Total: | 46 |
| Potential Points: |
71 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
64.8% |
| Non-Starters |
| Vick, Michael ATL QB | 1 |
| Foster, De'shaun CAR RB | 10 |
| Taylor, Fred JAC RB | 0 |
| Wilford, Ernest JAC WR | 4 |
| Miller, Heath PIT TE | 8 |
| Janikowski, Sebastian OAK PK | 11 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 34 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 80 |
|
Everybody Loves Hugo!
| Starters |
| Cutler, Jay DEN QB | 16 |
| Barber, Marion DAL RB | 0 |
| Jacobs, Brandon NYG RB | 0 |
| Boldin, Anquan ARI WR | 7 |
| Johnson, Chad CIN WR | 1 |
| Parker, Eric SDC WR | 0 |
| Scaife, Bo TEN TE | 0 |
| Brown, Josh SEA PK | 5 |
| Panthers, Carolina CAR Def | 11 |
| Starter Total: | 40 |
| Potential Points: |
47 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
85.1% |
| Non-Starters |
| Gradkowski, Bruce TBB QB | 0 |
| Leftwich, Byron JAC QB | 0 |
| Portis, Clinton WAS RB | 0 |
| Ferguson, Robert GBP WR | 0 |
| Lewis, Greg PHI WR | 2 |
| Parker, Samie KCC WR | 5 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 7 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 47 |
|
The Papacy, Part Due
| Starters |
| Romo, Tony DAL QB | 9 |
| Barber, Tiki FA RB | 8 |
| Battle, Arnaz SFO WR | 4 |
| Galloway, Joey TBB WR | 3 |
| Holt, Torry STL WR | 6 |
| Johnson, Andre HOU WR | 5 |
| Wrighster, George JAC TE | 2 |
| Rayner, Dave GBP PK | 11 |
| Packers, Green Bay GBP Def | 19 |
| Starter Total: | 67 |
| Potential Points: |
89 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
75.3% |
| Non-Starters |
| Campbell, Jason WAS QB | 12 |
| Young, Vince TEN QB | 31 |
| Jones, Kevin DET RB | 0 |
| Nash, Damien DEN RB | 0 |
| Baker, Chris NYJ TE | 1 |
| Jets, New York NYJ Def | 7 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 51 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 118 |
|
The Tank Man & Hulk: Communism Crushers
| Starters |
| Jackson, Tarvaris MIN QB | 1 |
| Bell, Tatum DEN RB | 2 |
| Bush, Reggie NOS RB | 20 |
| Dayne, Ron HOU RB | 27 |
| Taylor, Chester MIN RB | 5 |
| Houshmandzadeh, T.J. CIN WR | 18 |
| Wiggins, Jermaine MIN TE | 0 |
| Tynes, Lawrence KCC PK | 8 |
| Ravens, Baltimore BAL Def | 13 |
| Starter Total: | 94 |
| Potential Points: |
100 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
94.0% |
| Non-Starters |
| Delhomme, Jake CAR QB | 0 |
| Weinke, Chris CAR QB | 7 |
| Arrington, J.J. ARI RB | 1 |
| Pinner, Artose MIN RB | 0 |
| Horn, Joe NOS WR | 0 |
| Robinson, Marcus FA WR | 0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 8 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 102 |
|
Chicken Caesar Salad
| Starters |
| Carr, David HOU QB | 13 |
| Tomlinson, Ladainian SDC RB | 13 |
| Bennett, Drew TEN WR | 0 |
| Booker, Marty MIA WR | 0 |
| Johnson, Keyshawn CAR WR | 2 |
| Walker, Javon DEN WR | 12 |
| Utecht, Ben IND TE | 1 |
| Feely, Jay NYG PK | 1 |
| Chargers, San Diego SDC Def | 10 |
| Starter Total: | 52 |
| Potential Points: |
55 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
94.5% |
| Non-Starters |
| Plummer, Jake DEN QB | 0 |
| Staley, Duce PIT RB | 0 |
| Strong, Mack SEA RB | 0 |
| Moulds, Eric HOU WR | 0 |
| Andersen, Morten ATL PK | 4 |
| Redskins, Washington WAS Def | 0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 4 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 56 |
|
Путин От Грубо
| Starters |
| Rivers, Philip SDC QB | 19 |
| James, Edgerrin ARI RB | 10 |
| Berrian, Bernard CHI WR | 11 |
| Bruce, Isaac STL WR | 23 |
| Clayton, Mark BAL WR | 18 |
| Curtis, Kevin STL WR | 1 |
| Gates, Antonio SDC TE | 6 |
| Kaeding, Nate SDC PK | 10 |
| Giants, New York NYG Def | 1 |
| Starter Total: | 99 |
| Potential Points: |
109 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
90.8% |
| Non-Starters |
| Harrington, Joey MIA QB | 1 |
| Maroney, Laurence NEP RB | 11 |
| Moore, Mewelde MIN RB | 1 |
| Floyd, Malcom SDC WR | 0 |
| Jennings, Greg GBP WR | 0 |
| Watson, Ben NEP TE | 0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 13 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 112 |
|
Mao Money Mao Problems
| Starters |
| Grossman, Rex CHI QB | 13 |
| Green, Ahman GBP RB | 6 |
| Jones-Drew, Maurice JAC RB | 29 |
| Jones, Matt JAC WR | 13 |
| Jurevicius, Joe CLE WR | 6 |
| Wayne, Reggie IND WR | 3 |
| Wilkins, Jeff STL PK | 7 |
| Chiefs, Kansas City KCC Def | 16 |
| Starter Total: | 93 |
| Potential Points: |
109 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
85.3% |
| Non-Starters |
| Losman, J.P. BUF QB | 10 |
| Fargas, Justin OAK RB | 9 |
| Copper, Terrance NOS WR | 4 |
| Curry, Ronald OAK WR | 13 |
| McCardell, Keenan SDC WR | 0 |
| Royal, Robert BUF TE | 3 |
| Seahawks, Seattle SEA Def | 4 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 43 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 136 |
|
Stalin Oates
| Starters |
| Manning, Peyton IND QB | 26 |
| Johnson, Rudi CIN RB | 16 |
| Norwood, Jerious ATL RB | 2 |
| Bryant, Antonio SFO WR | 0 |
| Caldwell, Reche NEP WR | 2 |
| Moss, Santana WAS WR | 3 |
| Shockey, Jeremy NYG TE | 0 |
| Reed, Jeff PIT PK | 1 |
| 49ers, San Francisco SFO Def | 4 |
| Starter Total: | 54 |
| Potential Points: |
66 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
81.8% |
| Non-Starters |
| Green, Trent KCC QB | 8 |
| Bradley, Mark CHI WR | 3 |
| Lelie, Ashley FA WR | 5 |
| Reed, Josh BUF WR | 8 |
| Wilson, Cedrick PIT WR | 1 |
| Martin, David GBP TE | 0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 25 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 79 |
|