| What web browser do you use? |
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| IE5: | 0 |
| IE6: | 2 |
| Firefox: | 4 |
| Opera: | 0 |
| Something else (please specify on message board): | 1 |
| I'm a retard, I don't know.: | 1 |
| IE7: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 9 |
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| Who's winning the Big Game on Sunday? |
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| Chicago: | 3 |
| Indianapolis: | 3 |
| Total Votes: | 6 |
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| Winter Meeting Attendance. . .(April 19-22) |
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| Yes, I will be there, count my reservation.: | 8 |
| Not this year. . .: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 9 |
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| Make Your Super Bowl Champion Pick Here! |
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| Kansas City: | 0 |
| Indianapolis: | 0 |
| Dallas: | 0 |
| Seattle: | 2 |
| Baltimore: | 1 |
| New England: | 0 |
| Chicago: | 0 |
| New Orleans: | 2 |
| San Diego: | 2 |
| One of the other slim-chance teams (Jets/Philly/Giants): | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 7 |
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| Who are you pulling for? |
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| Jim: | 6 |
| Rush: | 5 |
| Total Votes: | 11 |
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| Since Parker is retarded (as decided by consensus), what should the League do? |
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| Tell him that there will be a sequel to "Life Goes On" and he should try out for Corky: | 2 |
| Promote Middleburg as the best town in northeast Florida: | 1 |
| If he admits he's gay, he'll then just appear really 'flamey'.: | 2 |
| He should change his team name to the Orange Derka Derks: | 2 |
| He needs to reveal his new status to Steve's sister...oh wait she knows: | 2 |
| Damn this poll is stupid: | 3 |
| Total Votes: | 12 |
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| Since Parker is retarded (as decided by consensus), what should the league do? |
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| Have weekly league-wide polls to determine who will start in his weekly matchup.: | 2 |
| Give control of his team to Mike D., as he is much smarter than everyone else.: | 0 |
| Let the commish determine who will start on his team, and if the Whips lose, strip Hall of the 1st round draft pick.: | 1 |
| Just let Parker go... hell, he's won 3 games which is almost as good as a kid with Down's could do.: | 7 |
| Total Votes: | 10 |
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| Did Parker punt this last game by starting Bell? |
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| Yep, he did it on purpose: | 2 |
| Yep, he wants the Commish to pick #1 next year: | 0 |
| No, Parker is just not very good at FF (sometimes): | 9 |
| Total Votes: | 11 |
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| Which injury has given you the most fantasy pleasure so far this year? |
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| Clinton Portis: | 2 |
| Donavan McNabb: | 2 |
| Willis McGahee: | 1 |
| Shaun Alexander: | 6 |
| Total Votes: | 11 |
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| Who will capture the #2 seed? |
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| Cadavers: | 0 |
| ABC: | 6 |
| Shawdads: | 0 |
| Spearchuckers: | 1 |
| ZOD: | 1 |
| Getsy: | 4 |
| Total Votes: | 12 |
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| Let's revisit again... Who really made out better in the recent trades? |
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| Cadavers: | 1 |
| Getsy: | 0 |
| Ninjas: | 3 |
| Shawdads: | 2 |
| The Orange Whips: | 5 |
| Total Votes: | 11 |
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| Lets try this again....who made out the best in the recent trades. |
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| Cadavers: | 2 |
| Getsy: | 5 |
| Ninjas: | 1 |
| Shawdads: | 0 |
| The Orange Whips: | 2 |
| Total Votes: | 10 |
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| Who is the official FFKL Drunk Bitch? |
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| Astroglide Ninjas: | 0 |
| the Orange Whips: | 0 |
| Academic All Americans: | 0 |
| G-FUNK Returns: | 5 |
| The Zoo of Death: | 0 |
| Fighting Cadavers: | 0 |
| Anal Bum Cover: | 0 |
| Spearchuckers: | 0 |
| Shawdads: | 3 |
| The Chaches: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Spoon: | 0 |
| Getsyburg Geranimals: | 3 |
| Total Votes: | 12 |
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| Who has had the toughest schedule/luck so far??? |
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| Poor old Mr Grumpy : | 6 |
| The newbie: | 3 |
| AAA: | 0 |
| G-Funk: | 3 |
| Total Votes: | 12 |
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| Here's a stupid poll....FFKL takes up this much of my week..... |
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| 1/2 of my work day.....did I just say that???: | 0 |
| Every break I get I check the nfl message boards: | 0 |
| I live for football and FFKL 24/7/365: | 1 |
| There's life outside of football???: | 0 |
| Bobby's life is my second passion......football is my first!: | 0 |
| My life has three facets; football, beer, family: | 0 |
| I just got a family and I'm not going to fuck it up!: | 1 |
| Families are over-rated; fantasy is king!: | 2 |
| Ok, I'm boring........call me the Jesus Freaks part duex: | 1 |
| I like scotch! Scotch scotch scotch!: | 6 |
| Total Votes: | 11 |
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| Who gets the "tard" roster move of the week? |
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| Spearchuckers: | 0 |
| ABC: | 12 |
| Total Votes: | 12 |
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| The Authoritative Hammer is now the Authoritative Helper...so... |
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| We all need another Mom around: | 0 |
| Does that mean he'll shake our dicks after we pee, too?: | 3 |
| Its nice to see him helping the new guy: | 1 |
| What a crock of.........hammers: | 1 |
| The Hammer is a limp penis now: | 1 |
| As an owner, we run our teams, not the Hammer: | 2 |
| There must be money trading hands: | 0 |
| Next he'll be helping Bobby with Steve's sister...Hammer Time!: | 3 |
| Total Votes: | 11 |
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| Was week one a fluke, or should we expect more of what happened? |
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| Fluke: | 3 |
| Not a fluke: | 1 |
| Not a fluke, except that Bobby won.: | 3 |
| Not a fluke, but don't expect G-Funk to lose many more.: | 2 |
| Screw all of you, I hope your bowels lock up.: | 2 |
| Total Votes: | 11 |
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| Are you interested in playing the pool picks for money? |
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| Yes: | 8 |
| No: | 4 |
| Total Votes: | 12 |
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| Pick four. . .who's going to the playoffs? |
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| Astroglide Ninjas: | 9 |
| the Orange Whips: | 0 |
| Academic All Americans: | 1 |
| G-FUNK Returns: | 12 |
| The Zoo of Death: | 1 |
| Fighting Cadavers: | 9 |
| Anal Bum Cover: | 1 |
| Spearchuckers: | 0 |
| Shawdads: | 3 |
| The Chaches: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Spoon: | 2 |
| Getsyburg Geranimals: | 7 |
| Total Votes: | 47 |
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| I can't believe it's come to this. . .shall we |
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| Play poker in the afternoon and go bowling in the evening: | 4 |
| Save poker for evening and find something else to do in the afternoon: | 6 |
| Total Votes: | 10 |
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| I will play in the golf tourney. . . |
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| Yes: | 10 |
| No: | 1 |
| Maybe: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 12 |
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| August is here! What are you looking forward to most on Auction Weekend? |
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| Golf: | 1 |
| Frolf: | 0 |
| Video Game/Hooka Night: | 1 |
| The Auction: | 4 |
| Poker Night: | 2 |
| The cool auction draft board Hall has: | 2 |
| Crazy Juice: | 0 |
| The Fight (that at some point could erupt): | 0 |
| Bobby eyeing Hall's daughter: | 0 |
| Eric 'freakin' Moulds: | 2 |
| Total Votes: | 12 |
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| Is keeper selection on July 31 too early? |
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| No: | 5 |
| Yes, move it back to Aug 6: | 1 |
| Yes, move it back to Aug 13: | 5 |
| Move it even later.: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 11 |
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| How long with the Commish last in his yahoo league? |
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| Round 10 in the draft: | 0 |
| Opening of Training Camp: | 1 |
| Pre-Season: | 2 |
| Week 1: | 2 |
| October: | 0 |
| November: | 0 |
| December: | 1 |
| Yahoo losers will put up with even the biggest A-Hole.: | 5 |
| Total Votes: | 11 |
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| What was the most memorable FFKL moment in the last year? |
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| Astroglides repeat.: | 1 |
| Bobby banging Steve's sister.: | 1 |
| Steve shooting Jim with a spitball.: | 1 |
| Getsy crapping his pants.: | 1 |
| Kessel' s endless pursuit of the punani: | 0 |
| The exile of Jesus.: | 5 |
| Hall's secret website not enough to make the the playoffs.: | 3 |
| other?: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 12 |
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| What was your favorite Beer at the FFKL Beerfest? |
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| Trappistes Rochefort 10: | 2 |
| St. Bernardus Abt 12: | 0 |
| Ayinger Celebrator Doppelbock: | 0 |
| Rogue Chocolate Stout: | 0 |
| Dom Deloise Shrimp: | 2 |
| Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA: | 0 |
| Chimay Grande Réserve: | 1 |
| Extra Triple Sec Margaritas: | 1 |
| Yeti Imperial Stout: | 0 |
| and for the Chache, ORANGE CRUSH: | 2 |
| Total Votes: | 8 |
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| I'm thinking of moving the FFKL Golf event to a new course. . . |
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| No, keep it at Hyde Park: | 0 |
| Move it, let's play somewhere new: | 3 |
| I don't care : | 6 |
| I don't plan to attend anyway: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 10 |
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| What is the most annoying thing about FFKL? |
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| Spoon's dumb polls: | 2 |
| References to Bobby being gay, even though he is drilling Steve's sister: | 2 |
| Getsy's bad rule ideas.: | 1 |
| The retarded trade proposals by Renshaw.: | 1 |
| Jim: | 3 |
| Total Votes: | 9 |
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| 3 weeks until its Keeper designation time...... |
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| Bring it on, I'm ready!: | 4 |
| Can we postpone it another 2 weeks?: | 1 |
| I am so high right now, I have no idea what's going on...: | 2 |
| I've got 2 out of 3 ready to go: | 0 |
| I've got 1 out of 3 ready to go: | 0 |
| Dammit, I've got 4 to choose from!: | 1 |
| Can I keep Bobby? He's cute and round...: | 1 |
| What's a Keeper?: | 2 |
| This Keeper rule is stupid!: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 12 |
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| Are you planning to attend the FFKL Beer Fest? |
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| Hell Yes.: | 4 |
| Yes, but I'm a pussy and won't drink beer: | 0 |
| Yes, but I don't drink at all: | 1 |
| Yes, but will bring my own shitty macro brew: | 1 |
| If it wasn't an 8-10+ hour drive I'd be there, damnit: | 2 |
| No, I cannnot or will not be able to attend: | 2 |
| Total Votes: | 10 |
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| We have a six weeks of idle time, what are you doing? |
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| Sitting Idle: | 1 |
| Game planning for the auction: | 3 |
| Trades, Trades, Trades!: | 3 |
| Game planning for Bobby: | 0 |
| Hitting the driving range: | 0 |
| Hitting my monkey: | 0 |
| Brewing Crazy Juice (you know who you are): | 0 |
| Focusing on work for one month out of the year: | 0 |
| Video games make my life go by fast: | 1 |
| I have a real life outside of this place!: | 2 |
| Total Votes: | 10 |
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| Who get's the prize for worst draft? |
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| Astroglide Ninjas: | 0 |
| the Orange Whips: | 2 |
| Academic All Americans: | 0 |
| Revenge of the G-Funk: | 0 |
| The Zoo of Death: | 0 |
| Fighting Cadavers: | 1 |
| Anal Bum Cover: | 0 |
| Spearchuckers: | 2 |
| Shawdads: | 1 |
| The Chaches: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Spoon: | 2 |
| Getsyburg Geranimals: | 2 |
| Total Votes: | 12 |
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| Who appears to have had the best draft? |
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| Astroglide Ninjas: | 0 |
| the Orange Whips: | 1 |
| Academic All Americans: | 0 |
| Revenge of the G-Funk: | 0 |
| The Zoo of Death: | 7 |
| Fighting Cadavers: | 0 |
| Anal Bum Cover: | 1 |
| Spearchuckers: | 0 |
| Shawdads: | 0 |
| The Chaches: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Spoon: | 0 |
| Getsyburg Geranimals: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 12 |
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| Now that the Freaks are gone, who is the Unintentional Comedy King of the FFKL? |
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| Spoon.: | 1 |
| AAA.: | 0 |
| Der Komisar.: | 2 |
| Funk.: | 0 |
| Shawdads.: | 1 |
| ZOD.: | 0 |
| Getsy.: | 2 |
| Frotastic.: | 0 |
| Hasselhoff.: | 2 |
| Shatner.: | 4 |
| Total Votes: | 12 |
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| What has been the most predictable pick of the draft so far? |
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| Reggie Bush - Chaches: | 8 |
| Chad Jackson - Chaches: | 2 |
| Vernon Davis - Getsy: | 0 |
| Vince Young - ABC: | 2 |
| Total Votes: | 12 |
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| Waiver wire free agents salaries should be. . . |
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| $1, jump it $10 if they become keepers: | 9 |
| $10 right from the start for all FA's.: | 3 |
| Total Votes: | 12 |
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| If keeper salary adjustment is gone, what do you prefer? |
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| FA's signed during the season may not be kept: | 3 |
| FA's may be kept but only at a salary of $10: | 6 |
| All FA's acquired in season should cost $10, keeper or otherwise.: | 3 |
| Total Votes: | 12 |
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| Should the Draft start on Friday? |
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| Yes: | 1 |
| No: | 0 |
| Can we debate it further?: | 0 |
| As long as rookie tight ends are not included.: | 0 |
| As long as rookie tight ends are included.: | 0 |
| That seems categorically unfair to me, so no.: | 1 |
| I'm pretty sure that benefits someone more than me, so no.: | 1 |
| Starting the draft on Friday gives me an unbelievable advantage, so yes.: | 5 |
| Whatever.: | 4 |
| If I read this far down, I'm a douchebag.: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 12 |
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| Should we allow TE's as keepers this year but force those TE's kept to be played as WR's? |
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| Yes: | 5 |
| No: | 7 |
| Total Votes: | 12 |
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| The new owner team name PREDATORS......... |
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| Creativity in its purest essence: | 0 |
| ROCKS!: | 0 |
| is Crap: | 4 |
| Lamp!: | 1 |
| Captures Bobby in a side alley by the elementary school at 3 pm perfectly: | 7 |
| Total Votes: | 12 |
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| Should teams be able to select TE's as keepers this year without restriction? |
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| Yes: | 7 |
| No: | 5 |
| Total Votes: | 12 |
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| For the current 2006 season, how many slots should be alloted to the taxi squad? |
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| 11: | 1 |
| 10: | 2 |
| 9: | 6 |
| 8 or lower: | 2 |
| Total Votes: | 11 |
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