Federalisimo Football League Fantasy Recaps

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Dec 25, 2006) In a week 16 Federalisimo Football League matchup, The Arafat Up There beat a strong Napoleon Dynamite team by a score of 110 to 78, extending the losing streak for Napoleon Dynamite to 10 games.

Larry Johnson

The Arafat Up There were led to their 32 point victory by a 27 point effort from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers Defensive Team. With this performance, the Buccaneers was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 16. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Larry Johnson, who beat the Raiders defense for 135 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD.

"This team shows a lot of heart," The Arafat Up There coach Aaron Steffensmeier said.

Napoleon Dynamite were helped out in a losing cause by a 26 point effort from Shaun Alexander, who beat the Chargers defense for 140 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 2 receiving yards. With this performance, Alexander was the number 4 ranked running back for week 16. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Mike Furrey, who beat the Bears defense for 107 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"We didn't match their intensity," Napoleon Dynamite coach Brian Bamburak said.

This brings the record for The Arafat Up There to 4-9, and drops Napoleon Dynamite to a record of 2-11.

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Dec 25, 2006) In a week 16 Federalisimo Football League rivalry, Chirac and Awe embarrassed a hapless Like A Fox team by a score of 126 to 81, silencing a partisan crowd of 66,601. With their 126 points, Chirac and Awe is now the proud record-holder of the 26th-highest weekly point total in league history.

Marc Bulger

Chirac and Awe were led to their 45 point victory by a 41 point effort from Marc Bulger, who tore apart the Redskins defense for 388 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 27 rushing yards. With this performance, Bulger was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 16. In addition, Bulger entered the Federalisimo Football League Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 23rd-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 25 point effort from Marvin Harrison, who beat the Texans defense for 112 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

"We'll use this win as a stepping stone to the next level," Chirac and Awe coach Matt Donvito said.

Like A Fox were helped out in a losing cause by a 34 point effort from Steven Jackson, who beat the Redskins defense for 150 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 102 receiving yards. With this performance, Jackson was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 16. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Willis McGahee, who got by the Titans defense for 95 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 20 receiving yards.

"We came up a little short," Like A Fox coach Doug Roland said.

This brings the record for Chirac and Awe to 10-3, and drops Like A Fox to a record of 8-5.

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Dec 25, 2006) In a week 16 Federalisimo Football League showdown, The Longest Serving Majority Whip of Djibouti beat a strong The Bushwackers team by a score of 90 to 75, extending the winning streak for The Longest Serving Majority Whip of Djibouti to 6 games.

Frank Gore

The Longest Serving Majority Whip of Djibouti were led to their 15 point victory by a 20 point effort from Frank Gore, who snuck past the Cardinals defense for 51 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 35 receiving yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Carson Palmer, who got by the Broncos defense for 209 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 6 rushing yards.

"I want to thank my Lord and Savior," The Longest Serving Majority Whip of Djibouti coach Matt Bourgeois said.

The Bushwackers were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from Jeff Garcia, who got by the Cowboys defense for 238 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 43 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Chris Cooley, who got by the Rams defense for 77 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"The best team won today," The Bushwackers coach John Thornton said.

This brings the record for The Longest Serving Majority Whip of Djibouti to 11-2, and drops The Bushwackers to a record of 9-4.

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Dec 25, 2006) In a week 16 Federalisimo Football League showdown, George W. Chips, Commander-in-Chimp beat a strong Kim Jong Il Communication team by a score of 104 to 75, extending the losing streak for Kim Jong Il Communication to 5 games.

Ladell Betts

George W. Chips, Commander-in-Chimp were led to their 29 point victory by a 24 point effort from Ladell Betts, who beat the Rams defense for 129 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 35 receiving yards. With this performance, Betts was the number 5 ranked running back for week 16. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Larry Fitzgerald, who got by the 49ers defense for 93 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"We knew we had to defend our home turf," George W. Chips, Commander-in-Chimp coach Jose Frontanes said.

Kim Jong Il Communication were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Deuce McAllister, who beat the Giants defense for 108 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 14 receiving yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from John Carney, who snuck past the Giants defense for 3 field goals made and 3 extra points.

"My hat's off to them," Kim Jong Il Communication coach Scott Swenson said.

This brings the record for George W. Chips, Commander-in-Chimp to 8-5, and drops Kim Jong Il Communication to a record of 8-5.

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Dec 25, 2006) In a week 16 Federalisimo Football League battle, Blair Which Project beat a strong Everybody Loves Hugo! team by a score of 46 to 40, silencing a partisan crowd of 72,168.

Drew Brees

Blair Which Project were led to their 6 point victory by a 11 point effort from Drew Brees, who snuck past the Giants defense for 132 passing yards and 1 passing TD. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Hines Ward, who got by the Ravens defense for 79 receiving yards.

"We weren't going to just lie down," Blair Which Project coach Aaron Michael said.

Everybody Loves Hugo! were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from Jay Cutler, who snuck past the Bengals defense for 179 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 11 point effort from the Carolina Panthers Defensive Team.

"Give them all the credit," Everybody Loves Hugo! coach Tim Hartman said.

Adding salt to the wound, Everybody Loves Hugo! could have scored 47 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Tim Hartman left key players like Samie Parker and his corresponding 5 points on the bench.

Blair Which Project took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 14 out of 14 other potential opponents in week 16.

This brings the record for Blair Which Project to 7-6, and drops Everybody Loves Hugo! to a record of 9-4.

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Dec 25, 2006) In a week 16 Federalisimo Football League classic, The Tank Man & Hulk: Communism Crushers beat a strong The Papacy, Part Due team by a score of 94 to 67, extending the losing streak for The Papacy, Part Due to 3 games.

Ron Dayne

The Tank Man & Hulk: Communism Crushers were led to their 27 point victory by a 27 point effort from Ron Dayne, who beat the Colts defense for 153 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 3 receiving yards. With this performance, Dayne was the number 3 ranked running back for week 16. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Reggie Bush, who beat the Giants defense for 126 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 23 receiving yards.

"We brought our A-game," The Tank Man & Hulk: Communism Crushers coach Mike LaFleur said.

The Papacy, Part Due were helped out in a losing cause by a 19 point effort from the Green Bay Packers Defensive Team. With this performance, the Packers was the number 2 ranked defensive team for week 16. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Dave Rayner, who snuck past the Vikings defense for 3 field goals made.

"We'll just have to put this loss behind us," The Papacy, Part Due coach Adam Hiland said.

This brings the record for The Tank Man & Hulk: Communism Crushers to 3-10, and drops The Papacy, Part Due to a record of 7-6.

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Dec 25, 2006) In a week 16 Federalisimo Football League matchup, Путин От Грубо embarrassed a hapless Chicken Caesar Salad team by a score of 99 to 52, silencing a partisan crowd of 74,609.

Isaac Bruce

Путин От Грубо were led to their 47 point victory by a 23 point effort from Isaac Bruce, who beat the Redskins defense for 148 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Bruce was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 16. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Philip Rivers, who snuck past the Seahawks defense for 181 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 6 rushing yards.

"This win is for all the fans," Путин От Грубо coach Josh Zelechoski said.

Chicken Caesar Salad were helped out in a losing cause by a 13 point effort from David Carr, who snuck past the Colts defense for 163 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 14 rushing yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Ladainian Tomlinson, who beat the Seahawks defense for 123 rushing yards in addition to 10 receiving yards.

"I'm really proud of our guys," Chicken Caesar Salad coach Mike McCarthy said.

This brings the record for Путин От Грубо to 6-7, and drops Chicken Caesar Salad to a record of 4-9.

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Dec 25, 2006) In a week 16 Federalisimo Football League showdown, Mao Money Mao Problems embarrassed a hapless Stalin Oates team by a score of 93 to 54, extending the winning streak for Mao Money Mao Problems to 5 games.

Maurice Jones-Drew

Mao Money Mao Problems were led to their 39 point victory by a 29 point effort from Maurice Jones-Drew, who beat the Patriots defense for 131 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 41 receiving yards. With this performance, Jones-Drew was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 16. They also got help from a 16 point effort from the Kansas City Chiefs Defensive Team.

"We feed off the energy of our fans," Mao Money Mao Problems coach Dan Petkovsek said.

Stalin Oates were helped out in a losing cause by a 26 point effort from Peyton Manning, who got by the Texans defense for 205 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. With this performance, Manning was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 16. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Rudi Johnson, who beat the Broncos defense for 129 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 11 receiving yards.

"It's been a great ride," Stalin Oates coach Justin Valdisera said.

This brings the record for Mao Money Mao Problems to 3-10, and drops Stalin Oates to a record of 5-8.