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| By MIDWEST COLLISION LEAGUE Commissioner on Sun Aug 27 12:09:20 p.m. ET 2006 |
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2006 SCHEDULE IS SET: Weeks #1-3 are in-conference games. Weeks #4-6 are divisional play. Weeks #7-10 are out-of-conference games. Weeks #11-13 are final division games. Playoffs are weeks #14-16. Two playoff brackets - top 8 teams in the Monkey Bowl playoffs, bottom 8 teams are in the Handholding Hug Bowl playoffs. |
| By MIDWEST COLLISION LEAGUE Commissioner on Fri Aug 4 3:09:39 p.m. ET 2006 |
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The following is the draft order as selected this afternoon by “Ms. MCL Football” – the lovely Ms. Annette Humphries. Special thanks to Annette for pulling the order for the fourth year in a row! Remember, the draft is serpentine as in past years, so 1st pick in 1st round is 16th pick in 2nd round, etc. The following was witnessed by the commish and Dye Modell. 16th:
15th: LipsmackerZ 14th: Slippery Woodpecker 13th: Dye Modell 12th: Survival Squadron 11th: Wilting Frogs 10th: Hogkillers 9th: Mighty Redhead 8th: Dollar Fourty 7th: Woody’s Warriors 6th: Mitchapalooza 5th: team to be named later 4th: Ralphie’s Red Ryders 3rd: Pauly’s Revenge 2nd: MarieMount Mutt Devils (formerly
1st: South of the Border Trustees Rules Committee recommendations are forthcoming – we’re waiting on Tom-Tom to hurry up and finish his notes. Look for TWIFF pre-draft a-coming soon!!!!! All out. -the commish p.s. – Make sure you tell Keith to quit whining – he’s already sounding like a nancy-boy, and we haven’t even drafted yet!
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| By MIDWEST COLLISION LEAGUE Commissioner on Tue Jun 20 10:08:40 a.m. ET 2006 | ||
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More to come in the upcoming mid-summer TWIFF Notes....... |
| By Survival Squadron on Tue Jun 13 12:00:14 p.m. ET 2006 | ||
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Once again the roaming nomads of the Midwest Collision League known as "Survival Squadron" have nestled down in a new location within the Tri-State. "Keepin' it real... real ghetto", says J. Barker, Chief of Operations for the Squadron, who have settled into a tower located in Cincinnati's questionable area known as Price Hill. "We're adding a few amenities, annexing the PrimaVista restaurant for our meals, and we have a pool now. But don't mistake us for going soft... we're on a hill with optimum visibility and a highly defensible position. If you think we were tough back in Over-the-Rhine and MulletLand, wait until you see this joint! We have over 10 miles of visibility on a clear day. Let's see a Slippery Pecker try to pull a fast one on us now!" While it's true that a few hundred feet of elevation will give the Squadron a distinct home-field advantage, there may be dissention withing the ranks already. There have been grumblings heard within the "voluntary" mini-camps questioning the ability of the Squad to live up to it's prolific rookie season. One personnel member was quoted "Some are saying we are destined for dead-last. I'm not so sure I disagree. Just don't tell Sarge, I don't wanna do any more push-ups." Adding another twist to the ever-changing plot, it appears as though the emergence of Ralphie's Red Ryders, who adopted their keen use of an air rifle while watching the Squadron routinely pick off opponents, will call the Imperial Division home in 2006. Perhaps they can outperform the Squadron's unlikely 2005 season? We asked the emerging star head coach. He delivered in his trademark vodka-soaked nervous demeanor. "Red Ryders? These guys are stretching just to have a taste of our greatness. Of course, Ralphie likes the taste of everything... but that's not the point. Having these clowns in our division is but merely a speedbump. Of course, never underestimate beginner's luck. I'll up the ante... let's deal them the 16th pick and see what happens. We know what I can do with it." The Red Ryder camp couldn't be reached for immediate comment, word is that there's a $5.99 buffet at the Golden Corral so they will be unavailable for the foreseeable future. MCL 2006 will tell the tale. |
