| Who hates the "U"? |
|---|
| Mile High Hogkillers: | 1 |
| Woody's Warriors: | 1 |
| LipsmackerZ: | 0 |
| Ralphies Red Ryders: | 3 |
| MarieMount Mutt Devils: | 0 |
| South of the Border Trustees: | 2 |
| team to be named later: | 0 |
| Parma Heights Planograms: | 0 |
| Dye Modell: | 0 |
| Pauly's Revenge: | 0 |
| Wilting Frogs: | 0 |
| Dollar Fourty: | 0 |
| Survival Squadron: | 3 |
| The Slippery Woodpecker: | 0 |
| The Mighty Redhead (& his wife): | 0 |
| Mitchapalooza: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 10 |
|
| Now that the playoffs are complete, who wins the Franchise of the Year Award? |
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| Mile High Hogkillers: | 0 |
| Woody's Warriors: | 1 |
| LipsmackerZ: | 0 |
| Ralphies Red Ryders: | 3 |
| MarieMount Mutt Devils: | 0 |
| South of the Border Trustees: | 0 |
| team to be named later: | 0 |
| Parma Heights Planograms: | 0 |
| Dye Modell: | 0 |
| Pauly's Revenge: | 1 |
| Wilting Frogs: | 0 |
| Dollar Fourty: | 2 |
| Survival Squadron: | 0 |
| The Slippery Woodpecker: | 0 |
| The Mighty Redhead (& his wife): | 0 |
| Mitchapalooza: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 7 |
|
| Well, who will mount his monkey? |
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| Vaseline Falcons: | 0 |
| Chump Change: | 2 |
| Total Votes: | 2 |
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| Who's your favorite to win the Double Loser Bracket? |
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| Survival Squadron: | 3 |
| Parma Heights Planograms: | 3 |
| Dye Modell: | 1 |
| Mighty Redhead: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 8 |
|
| Your favorite to win Coconut Monkey Bowl IV? |
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| Dollar Fourty (11-2): | 0 |
| Ralphie's Red Ryders (10-3): | 3 |
| South of the Border Trustees (7-6): | 2 |
| Woody's Warriors (7-6): | 1 |
| The Slippery Woodpecker (8-5): | 0 |
| Wilting Frogs (7-6): | 0 |
| Mile High Hogkillers (7-6): | 0 |
| MarieMount Mutt Devils (6-7): | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 7 |
|
| Your vote for Owner of the Year? |
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| Mile High Hogkillers: | 0 |
| Woody's Warriors: | 0 |
| LipsmackerZ: | 0 |
| Ralphies Red Ryders: | 3 |
| MarieMount Mutt Devils: | 2 |
| South of the Border Trustees: | 0 |
| team to be named later: | 0 |
| Parma Heights Planograms: | 0 |
| Dye Modell: | 0 |
| Pauly's Revenge: | 3 |
| Wilting Frogs: | 0 |
| Dollar Fourty: | 0 |
| Survival Squadron: | 1 |
| The Slippery Woodpecker: | 0 |
| The Mighty Redhead (& his wife): | 0 |
| Mitchapalooza: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 9 |
|
| Who's the best bet to win the Imperial Division? |
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| Ralphie's Red Ryders: | 2 |
| Survival Squadron: | 1 |
| The Slippery Woodpecker: | 2 |
| Total Votes: | 5 |
|
| Biggest shocker so far in Week #11? |
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| Mile High Hogkillers: | 0 |
| Woody's Warriors: | 0 |
| LipsmackerZ: | 4 |
| Ralphies Red Ryders: | 1 |
| MarieMount Mutt Devils: | 1 |
| South of the Border Trustees: | 0 |
| team to be named later: | 0 |
| Parma Heights Planograms: | 0 |
| Dye Modell: | 0 |
| Pauly's Revenge: | 0 |
| Wilting Frogs: | 2 |
| Dollar Fourty: | 0 |
| Survival Squadron: | 0 |
| The Slippery Woodpecker: | 1 |
| The Mighty Redhead (& his wife): | 3 |
| Mitchapalooza: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 13 |
|
| Which 5-5 team is a shoe-in for the Monkey Bowl Bracket? |
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| South of the Border Trustees: | 2 |
| Dye Modell: | 0 |
| Survival Squadron: | 1 |
| Pauly's Revenge: | 1 |
| team to be named later: | 2 |
| Mile High Hogkillers: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 7 |
|
| Which bubble teams' playoff hopes will be dashed this week? |
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| Pauly's Revenge: | 0 |
| team to be named later: | 0 |
| Woody's Warriors: | 1 |
| Mile High Hogkillers: | 1 |
| Mariemount Mutt Devils: | 1 |
| Dye Modell: | 1 |
| Survival Squadron: | 3 |
| Total Votes: | 7 |
|
| Biggest shocker in week #9?? |
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| Mile High Hogkillers: | 0 |
| Woody's Warriors: | 0 |
| LipsmackerZ: | 2 |
| Ralphies Red Ryders: | 0 |
| MarieMount Mutt Devils: | 0 |
| South of the Border Trustees: | 0 |
| team to be named later: | 0 |
| Parma Heights Planograms: | 0 |
| Dye Modell: | 0 |
| Pauly's Revenge: | 1 |
| Wilting Frogs: | 2 |
| Dollar Fourty: | 0 |
| Survival Squadron: | 0 |
| The Slippery Woodpecker: | 0 |
| The Mighty Redhead (& his wife): | 0 |
| Mitchapalooza: | 3 |
| Total Votes: | 8 |
|
| Who do you think is most likely to win the Imperial Division? |
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| The Slippery Woodpecker: | 3 |
| Ralphie's Red Ryders: | 1 |
| Survival Squadron: | 3 |
| Pauly's Revenge: | 2 |
| Total Votes: | 9 |
|
| Which team will have the biggest upset this week? |
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| Hogkillers: | 1 |
| Woody's Warriors: | 0 |
| LipsmackerZ: | 2 |
| Ralphies Red Ryders: | 0 |
| MarieMount Mutt Devils: | 0 |
| South of the Border Trustees: | 0 |
| team to be named later: | 0 |
| Parma Heights Planograms: | 0 |
| Dye Modell: | 1 |
| Pauly's Revenge: | 1 |
| Wilting Frogs: | 0 |
| Dollar Fourty: | 0 |
| Survival Squadron: | 0 |
| The Slippery Woodpecker: | 1 |
| The Mighty Redhead (& his wife): | 0 |
| Mitchapalooza: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 6 |
|
| Sound, or none, on the league homepage? |
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| Sound: | 4 |
| No sound: | 7 |
| Barker and Ralphie annoy the f*ck out of me.: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 12 |
|
| Who is the bigger blubbering vagina? |
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| Ralphie's Red Ryders: | 2 |
| Survival Squadron: | 4 |
| Dollar Fourty: | 2 |
| Total Votes: | 8 |
|
| When will the kick return points issue finally be resolved so that Owners can once again try to effectively manage their teams within defined parameters instead of ambiguous parameters? |
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| Should have been resolved by Wednesday (2 days ago) to allow Owners time to research waiver wire decisions for the week: | 1 |
| Will be resolved before midnight Friday: | 1 |
| Will not be resolved until after a second week of waiver picks go through under the presumption that the kick return points will remain in effect: | 2 |
| Will not be resolved until next week: | 1 |
| I have no idea, but I do know that the Commish's productivity sure has been adversely impacted by the thin Denver air: | 5 |
| Total Votes: | 10 |
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| Which current Divisional first place team will NOT end the regular season as Division Champion |
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| South of the Border Trustees: | 3 |
| Parma Heights Planograms: | 2 |
| The Slippery Woodpecker: | 1 |
| Wilting Frogs: | 3 |
| Total Votes: | 9 |
|
| Who's gonna win the "Blah Blah Blah Bowl" next week? |
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| Survival Squadron's Jeremy "self flatulation" Barker: | 1 |
| Ralphie's Red Ryders own Scott "the mouth" Schroeder?: | 4 |
| I don't give a shit, no seriously, I REALLY don't give a shit.: | 7 |
| Total Votes: | 12 |
|
| Which previously undefeated team's loss in week #3 makes you most happy? |
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| Mitchapalooza: | 1 |
| Dollar Fourty: | 2 |
| Parma Heights Planograms: | 0 |
| Ralphie's Red Ryders: | 11 |
| Total Votes: | 14 |
|
| Who is the most annoying team owner at the start of 2006? |
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| Hogkillers: | 4 |
| Woody's Warriors: | 0 |
| LipsmackerZ: | 0 |
| Ralphies Red Ryders: | 5 |
| MarieMount Mutt Devils: | 0 |
| South of the Border Trustees: | 0 |
| team to be named later: | 0 |
| Parma Heights Planograms: | 0 |
| Dye Modell: | 0 |
| Pauly's Revenge: | 0 |
| Wilting Frogs: | 1 |
| Dollar Fourty: | 0 |
| Survival Squadron: | 3 |
| The Slippery Woodpecker: | 0 |
| The Mighty Redhead (& his wife): | 0 |
| Mitchapalooza: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 13 |
|
| So, what do you think of the 'hotlinks' at the two MCL banners on the bottom of the webpage? |
|---|
| I find it offensive. You have created a hostile work environment.: | 2 |
| Huh? I'm too clueless to realize the commish hid something 'racy' in the webpage.: | 8 |
| I'm gay. I wanna see Keith in leather chaps.: | 2 |
| Total Votes: | 12 |
|
| Which should be the Week #2 MCL Game of the Week? |
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| Hogkillers v. LipsmackerZ at the Hyde Park Harem de Hall: | 1 |
| Mitchapalooza v. Mutt Devils at the Mariemount Fred Kegger Stadium: | 1 |
| Dollar Forty v. Trustees at Gringo Field: | 1 |
| Planograms v. Dye Modell at Milford Municipal Stadium: | 2 |
| Red Ryders v. Woody's Warriors at the Amberley Village Polo Grounds: | 0 |
| Pauly's Revenge v. team to be named later at the Bob Huggins Center: | 1 |
| Survival Squadron v. Wilting Frogs at the Lily Pad: | 2 |
| Slippery Woodpecker v. Mighty Redhead at the Patek Palladium: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 9 |
|
| Who is your favorite to win the Imperial Division Cup? |
|---|
| Dye Modell - the mafia are a bunch of bad mo.fos: | 2 |
| SOB Trustees - Super Steve squashes the sissy suckass teams.: | 6 |
| LipsmackerZ - the other teams will be too busy dreaming of his mascots to play football: | 2 |
| Mutt Devils - Delicious Divisional Domination Part Four?: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 11 |
|
| Team with best sleeper draft? |
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| Queen City Hogkillers: | 0 |
| Woody's Warriors: | 0 |
| LipsmackerZ: | 1 |
| Ralphies Red Ryders: | 1 |
| MarieMount Mutt Devils: | 1 |
| South of the Border Trustees: | 1 |
| team to be named later: | 0 |
| Parma Heights Planograms: | 1 |
| Dye Modell: | 0 |
| Pauly's Revenge: | 2 |
| Wilting Frogs: | 1 |
| Dollar Fourty: | 0 |
| Survival Squadron: | 0 |
| The Slippery Woodpecker: | 0 |
| The Mighty Redhead (& his wife): | 0 |
| Mitchapalooza: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 8 |
|
| Do you support the proposed playoff changes (8-team winners & 8-team losers brackets) & ending of season at 16 weeks? |
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| Yes: | 9 |
| No: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 10 |
|
| There is a rumor that a change to the playoff system may soon be proposed by the Rules Committee, would you be interested in changing it? |
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| NO NO NO NO NO - I love the 'cinderella factor' that we currently have!: | 1 |
| YES - I'm sick of the shitbag teams making a good run for it.: | 5 |
| I don't care, all I know is I'm happy that the Planograms are dead-nuts last in the draft.: | 2 |
| Total Votes: | 8 |
|
| Which team will finish dead last this year? |
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| Queen City Hogkillers: | 1 |
| Woody's Warriors: | 0 |
| LipsmackerZ: | 0 |
| Ralphies Red Ryders: | 0 |
| Mt. Walshington Mutt Devils: | 0 |
| South of the Border Trustees: | 1 |
| team to be named later: | 0 |
| Parma Heights Planograms: | 3 |
| Dye Modell: | 0 |
| Pauly's Revenge: | 0 |
| Wilting Frogs: | 0 |
| Dollar Fourty: | 1 |
| Survival Squadron: | 3 |
| The Slippery Woodpecker: | 0 |
| The Mighty Redhead (& his wife): | 0 |
| Mitchapalooza: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 9 |
|
| How do you want to perform the draft? |
|---|
| In-person at one time.: | 10 |
| Electronically, either through online draft or email (TBD): | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 10 |
|
| What is your preference for determining the draft order? |
|---|
| Random order pulled from a hat.: | 5 |
| Worst to Best - reverse order of last years' regular season performance - worst is first, best is last, with new team in the middle.: | 3 |
| Worst to Best - Reverse order of last years' regular season, with the new team first.: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 9 |
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