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| The Slippery Woodpecker | 
Date Tue Dec 19 1:31:45 p.m. ET 2006
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| its a lock.... buck 40 is Dan Marino to us. when the monkey is layed on the table, his knees start to tremble and knock and his eyes glaze over.... just can't seem to win the big one. hope you like the taste of vaseline. 
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| Survival Squadron |
Date Tue Dec 19 1:34:28 p.m. ET 2006
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| Go on, Peckers... prove the power of the Imperial! |
| Mile High Hogkillers |
Date Tue Dec 19 1:36:50 p.m. ET 2006
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| there is nothing more annoying than a cocky greasy pecker.... especially when there are two of them. Hogkiller nation supports you Dollar Fourty - much like the old AFC Central, we must support our heroes from the 'smashmouth' conference, rather than the West-Cost Offense Scorapalooza conference. Quincy out. |
| Dollar Fourty |
Date Tue Dec 19 1:43:15 p.m. ET 2006
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| Ah click the link and see what you did: http://nfl.aolsportsblog.com/2006/12/13/dan-marino-loses-his-temper-on-inside-the-nfl-set/ You've made Marino angry. You're going down. |
| Survival Squadron |
Date Tue Dec 19 4:48:59 p.m. ET 2006
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| Mile High Hogkillers:> there is nothing more annoying than a cocky greasy If by "smashmouth" you mean "suck-ass"... then I couldn't agree more. Ironically, "good defense" in this league is a simple result of the other team's inability to be... good. |
| Dollar Fourty |
Date Tue Dec 19 8:26:09 p.m. ET 2006
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| That's it. Barker has me convinced. I give up. Dollar Fourty hearby withdraws from the final competition. My conference is so weak why should my players even bother showing up. It's obvious that the final result is written in stone. I mean what's gonna happen next are they gonna come out with a new Rocky? My players are gonna go home and take it easy. Maybe they'll watch Hoosiers. Not. The final is still a game. Nothing's certain. Ask George Steinbrenner how many times he's been able to buy a World Series with the Yankees. Ask UCLA what it's like losing to an ivy league school. I can't wait for Monday night. The die will have been cast and hopefully Dollar Fourty will finally have a championship. Let me go ahead and post Barker's rebuttal: Flick that post sucked. Your team sucks. Your conference sucks. All your players suck. You suck. I'm glad I'm not in the final. I'm too busy popping Viagra hanging out with half naked hookers from the neighborhood. Next year things will be different. I can't wait for realignment. I'm looking forward to losing in the first round of the playoffs instead of having a slim flicker of hope for fourteen dollars and fifty cents. |
| The Slippery Woodpecker |
Date Tue Dec 19 10:59:10 p.m. ET 2006
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| sam, your new nickname is "slim flicker". |
| Survival Squadron |
Date Wed Dec 20 9:20:33 a.m. ET 2006
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| You're funny Flick. I don't know why you feel like coming out of a crappy conference is so damaging to your... credibility... or whatever you want to call it, but you sure get awfully defensive about the fact that your conference blows. And it IS a fact. Numbers don't lie. No one ever said your team sucked, Flick. Your conference? Yeah. But your team is obviously pretty good. Get your panties out of a wad. Speaking of panties... what is it with you clowns and Viagra? It's pretty well documented that I don't need, or even have needed Viagra. Don't be a hater. Anyway... I hear a lot of general pissing and moaning but not a shred of a decent argument explaining how I might possibly be wrong. You can talk about luck or injuries, but it happened to our conference too. I lost Hasselbeck for a month and Portis for over half the season. Draft picks #1 and #2. Fact of the matter is: put my last-place team anywhere in the other conference and I make the top half - hence, my conference is much stronger. Spin it or twist it any way you like, but at the end of the day that's a fact. 
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| Mile High Hogkillers |
Date Wed Dec 20 10:53:20 a.m. ET 2006
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|  you are so right jeremy. you're always right. i'm so sorry your 1st & 2nd rounders went down, you are supreme. you are a fantasy football genius. you are everyone's hero. you deserve to be in the Monkey Bowl. yada yada yada. now shut up and go have fun with the half-naked price hill women.... |
| Survival Squadron |
Date Wed Dec 20 11:01:01 a.m. ET 2006
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| Again... I never said I was that good, either. I said I would have made the top HALF. Are you guys so inept at debate that you are forced to put words in my mouth? How funny.  And it's only one woman... for now. I had to straighten up a little bit. |
| Ralphies Red Ryders |
Date Thu Dec 21 8:54:44 a.m. ET 2006
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| congrats to the Peckers on their back to back titles... I just did that math from last week and the RRR would have pulled out a narrow 0.5 point victory if dumbass owner "the ralph" would have been smart enough to start Garcia over Rivers... I have decided that Rivers is a no good Sonofabitch for taking a sh*t in the Conference finals... Oh well, third place isn't so bad in my rookie campaign. Can I choose only to play my 2 RB's and see if I can still beat the Frogs? Will the system allow me to do that? I imagine that Gore and Tomlinson would beat the Frogs pretty handily... |
| MarieMount Mutt Devils |
Date Fri Dec 22 2:29:40 p.m. ET 2006
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| Ralphies Red Ryders:> Ralphie, the gauntlet has been laid. We will assume you will give back the third place trophy unless you win AND AlGore and LT outscore the Fading Francos. Memo to file: NEVER include the term "Wilting" in the name of your team. |
| Commissioner |
Date Sat Dec 23 7:02:08 p.m. ET 2006
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| Al Gore in a football uniform? Very scary and unpleasant thought. Thanks Tom Tom. |
| Mile High Hogkillers |
Date Mon Dec 25 6:03:13 p.m. ET 2006
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| could it be? will Marino win the championship?????? Long live the Capital Division!!! |
| Ralphies Red Ryders |
Date Mon Dec 25 11:28:16 p.m. ET 2006
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| Did the Gore / Tomlinson duo outscore the Frogs? I'd say that it is a complete fluke of a week last week that kept the ralph and RRR from the Monkey Bowl.... The ralph and his red ryders will be back next year... and "the fluke" in week 15 won't happen and I will claim what was rightfully mine this year - the CMB!!! Commish - every time you start slacking off big time ==== loss for RRR. I declare shenanigans. The Commish is rooting against the ralph and his Ryders. Last time I lost was when there was no TWIFF - when the Commish was moving the Denver, got overwhelmed bym the thin air, and didn't maintain the league website.... Now, the last TWIFF was at Thanksgiving with the stupid F-ing dog in the indian head-dress (commish is slacking off again - bigger than sh!t) and RRR (obviously, the best team in the league) once again lost a game. Based purely on roster - RRR should never lose... and everybody knows it!!! There! I said it. It needed to be said! the ralph Owner: Ralphie's Red Ryders ROY 2006 Victim of "the fluke" 2006 General Badass |
| The Slippery Woodpecker |
Date Tue Dec 26 9:30:53 a.m. ET 2006
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| hats off to buck 40... we'll break the tie next year. unless we get realigned to the same division?! |
| Survival Squadron |
Date Tue Dec 26 10:52:59 a.m. ET 2006
Edited Tue Dec 26 11:03:25 a.m. ET 2006
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| Man... Vick killed you guys... along with Barber and Smith. Tough break. As much as it pains me to admit, I think Ralph is right. He caught a hiccup at the wrong time, but clearly had the best team overall. Nice job this year, Flick. You won it all and you deserved it. It would have been nice to see you win last year when you were so dominating all season, but hey - this works too, right? Really any of the three of you - Ralph, Peckers, and Flick - were all deserving so it worked out pretty well. Hope everyone had good holidays. Squadron out - The Double Loser Winner! Damn, I'm awesome. |
| Survival Squadron |
Date Tue Dec 26 2:41:14 p.m. ET 2006
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| Was that for you winning the Monkey or for me winning the Double loser bracket? What?... just wondering. 
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