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Topic 2006 4th & Goal Fantasy Football League Message Board / Update (50 hits)

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Bulls-Eye, Inc. Date Thu Dec 21 12:31:48 a.m. CT 2006
Received a call from Swervin' today.  Just a few blurbs he uttered: "Bourno's perception of the NFL is totally scewed...he thinks volleyball is a more manly sport.  Oh wait, is volleyball even a sport?"....and then he went on to say, "That would be hilarious if I knocked Bourno out of the playoffs...that would mean he would win ZERO dollars!".  And last, but not least: "I overheard Bourno at the draft saying that he thinks players should get extra points for grabbing testes at the bottom of the pile!"  Alot of bulletin board material here for Bourno to get his players fired up for the semi final showdown.  Did Swervin' call anyone else with any of these classic lines???
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CK Date Sun Dec 24 4:10:03 p.m. CT 2006
Just got a weird call from Swerve.  Said Bourno is a disgrace to this league and would be "flat out embarrassed to lose to that clueless dick with no football. knowledge!".  Needless to say GM CK was shocked and disgraced at these words by Swerve. 
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Red Skins Date Mon Dec 25 10:16:11 a.m. CT 2006
I think all of the phone calls from Swervin' will stop for a little while...until he sees if he can hold off that "clueless dick!"
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Swervin' Inc. Date Mon Dec 25 4:00:28 p.m. CT 2006
Whith kickoff in a half an hour, my season is almost over.Unless Witten can get a couple handfuls of "testes" at the bottom of the piles, I'll go down to the bandits.  I'll probably speak for Bourno also when I say this was about as pathetic as a mathchup can get.  All I know is if I can almost get to the super bowl as a rookie, the sky is the limit next year.  After Bourno beats me by six points tonight, I predict he will go on to beat CK next week, securing the repeat.  Go Bandits!!

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Topic 2006 4th & Goal Fantasy Football League Message Board / Update (50 hits)