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League Standings
  Franchise W-L-T Pct GB Strk PF Avg PF PA Avg PA Div W Div L
Astroglide Ninjas Astroglide Ninjas Astroglide Ninjas 13-1-0.929 0.0 W1 1802.10 106.0 985.56 70.4 5 1
G-FUNK Returns G-FUNK Returns 5-9-0.357 8.0 L1 1504.32 88.5 1221.02 87.2 3 3
Academic All Americans Academic All Americans 5-9-0.357 8.0 W2 1286.68 75.7 1077.56 77.0 3 3
the Orange Whips the Orange Whips 4-10-0.286 9.0 L2 1091.28 64.2 1192.60 85.2 1 5
  Franchise W-L-T Pct GB Strk PF Avg PF PA Avg PA Div W Div L
Anal Bum Cover Anal Bum Cover Anal Bum Cover 10-4-0.714 0.0 L1 1437.34 84.5 1059.50 75.7 5 1
Spearchuckers Spearchuckers Spearchuckers 9-5-0.643 1.0 W4 1285.94 75.6 1105.68 79.0 3 3
The Zoo of Death The Zoo of Death 7-7-0.500 3.0 L2 1441.86 84.8 1149.56 82.1 2 4
Fighting Cadavers Fighting Cadavers 7-7-0.500 3.0 W1 1433.76 84.3 1146.96 81.9 2 4
  Franchise W-L-T Pct GB Strk PF Avg PF PA Avg PA Div W Div L
Shawdads Shawdads Shawdads 7-7-0.500 0.0 L1 1295.28 76.2 1085.22 77.5 4 2
Getsyburg Geranimals Getsyburg Geranimals 6-8-0.429 1.0 W1 1431.94 84.2 1276.72 91.2 3 3
Unbreakable Spoon Unbreakable Spoon 6-8-0.429 1.0 W1 1236.82 72.8 1160.38 82.9 2 4
The Chaches The Chaches 5-9-0.357 2.0 L1 1083.48 63.7 1108.44 79.2 3 3


Playoff Bracket
Quest for the Ring
Week 15 Week 16 Super Bowl Champion
#4: Spearchuckers (42.8)  
  Astroglide Ninjas (86.28)  
#1: Astroglide Ninjas (69.98)    
  Anal Bum Cover
#3: Shawdads (63.16)   Super Bowl Champion
  Anal Bum Cover (90.94)  
#2: Anal Bum Cover (95.38)   
Playoff Bracket
Loser's Bracket
Week 15 Week 16 Cap Bowl King
#1: Fighting Cadavers (109.48)  
  Fighting Cadavers (41.56)  
#4: Unbreakable Spoon (72.06)    
  Getsyburg Geranimals
#2: The Zoo of Death (60.36)   Cap Bowl King
  Getsyburg Geranimals (75.5)  
#3: Getsyburg Geranimals (84.58)   
Power Rankings
  All-Play Record
Franchise PF PP Eff Bench Points Max PF Min PF Coulda Won Woulda Lost Power Rank W L T Pct
Astroglide Ninjas1802.102026.1888.9%993.06153.4269.981338.40158290.845
Anal Bum Cover1437.341784.8880.5%1045.96131.8255.73730.96108790.578
Spearchuckers1285.941610.0079.9%742.38125.9242.82525.4588990.471
G-FUNK Returns1504.321854.0281.1%1066.16133.9652.487324.88118690.631
Getsyburg Geranimals1431.941823.1078.5%1171.18137.0650.624124.82100870.535
The Zoo of Death1441.861791.3680.5%953.80119.0259.043324.79108790.578
Fighting Cadavers1433.761726.5283.0%852.92120.2841.565324.14100870.535
Shawdads1295.281547.4483.7%766.76128.7855.242324.04771100.412
Unbreakable Spoon1236.821604.3477.1%955.04103.343.21320.95741130.396
Academic All Americans1286.681486.0686.6%542.7097.7456.466320.69811060.433
The Chaches1083.481455.7674.4%906.0690.6843.084418.74491380.262
the Orange Whips1091.281471.5874.2%855.9888.7830.663316.25611260.326


Week 17 NFL Schedule
Sat Dec 30 8:00:00 p.m. ET 2006
Giants Final
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Sun Dec 31 1:00:00 p.m. ET 2006
Raiders Final
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Panthers Final
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Browns Final
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Texans 
Sun Dec 31 4:15:00 p.m. ET 2006
Dolphins Final
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Colts 
49ers Final
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Broncos 
Cardinals Final
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Chargers 
Falcons Final
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Eagles 
Bills Final
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Ravens 
Sun Dec 31 8:15:00 p.m. ET 2006
Packers Final
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Waiver Wire Order
#Franchise
1.Academic All Americans
2.Spearchuckers
3.G-FUNK Returns
4.Unbreakable Spoon
5.Shawdads
6.The Chaches
7.the Orange Whips
8.The Zoo of Death
9.Fighting Cadavers
10.Anal Bum Cover
11.Astroglide Ninjas
12.Getsyburg Geranimals

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Week 17 MVP Players
PlayerPts
Kitna, Jon DET QB28.74
Barber, Tiki FA RB43.80
Baskett, Hank PHI WR23.70
Mare, Olindo MIA PK16.00
Packers, Green Bay GBP Def32.00
All Week 17 Top Performers
Week 17 MVP Starters
PlayerPts
Manning, Peyton IND QB26.38
Barber, Tiki FA RB43.80
Smith, Steve CAR WR22.60
Nedney, Joe SFO PK14.00
Ravens, Baltimore BAL Def20.50
All Week 17 Top Starters
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Quarterbacks
Top 10 QB
#PlayerPts
1.Manning, Peyton IND QB309.48
2.Vick, Michael ATL QB262.96
3.Brees, Drew NOS QB260.16
4.Bulger, Marc STL QB252.44
5.Palmer, Carson CIN QB236.94
6.Brady, Tom NEP QB219.52
7.Kitna, Jon DET QB217.92
8.Rivers, Philip SDC QB208.78
9.Young, Vince TEN QB203.26
10.McNabb, Donovan PHI QB195.68
All Top Performer QB
Runningbacks
Top 10 RB
#PlayerPts
1.Tomlinson, Ladainian SDC RB425.10
2.Johnson, Larry KCC RB329.90
3.Jackson, Steven STL RB325.40
4.Gore, Frank SFO RB260.00
5.Parker, Willie PIT RB257.60
6.Westbrook, Brian PHI RB253.60
7.Barber, Tiki FA RB240.70
8.Jones-Drew, Maurice JAC RB225.70
9.Johnson, Rudi CIN RB211.20
10.McAllister, Deuce NOS RB189.90
All Top Performer RB
Wide Receivers
Top 10 WR
#PlayerPts
1.Harrison, Marvin IND WR206.60
2.Owens, Terrell DAL WR198.00
3.Wayne, Reggie IND WR187.00
4.Johnson, Chad CIN WR179.40
5.Driver, Donald GBP WR178.40
6.Evans, Lee BUF WR177.10
7.Holt, Torry STL WR176.80
8.Smith, Steve CAR WR176.70
9.Walker, Javon DEN WR174.70
10.Williams, Roy DET WR169.20
All Top Performer WR
Tight Ends
Top 10 TE
#PlayerPts
1.Gates, Antonio SDC TE146.40
2.Crumpler, Alge ATL TE126.00
3.Gonzalez, Tony KCC TE122.00
4.Heap, Todd BAL TE112.50
5.Cooley, Chris WAS TE111.40
6.Winslow, Kellen CLE TE105.50
7.Shockey, Jeremy NYG TE104.30
8.Clark, Desmond CHI TE98.60
9.Smith, L.J. PHI TE93.10
10.McMichael, Randy MIA TE82.00
All Top Performer TE
Kickers
Top 10 PK
#PlayerPts
1.Gould, Robbie CHI PK143.00
2.Kaeding, Nate SDC PK138.00
3.Wilkins, Jeff STL PK137.00
4.Hanson, Jason DET PK123.00
5.Stover, Matt BAL PK122.00
6.Scobee, Josh JAC PK118.00
7.Elam, Jason DEN PK117.20
8.Graham, Shayne CIN PK117.00
9.Nedney, Joe SFO PK117.00
10.Carney, John NOS PK116.00
All Top Performer PK
Team Defense
Top 10 DEF
#PlayerPts
No Top Performers To Report
All Top Performer DEF
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Quarterbacks
Top 10 FA QB
#PlayerPts
1.Gradkowski, Bruce TBB QB88.54
2.Rattay, Tim TBB QB40.22
3.Anderson, Derek CLE QB38.42
4.Batch, Charlie PIT QB38.28
5.Weinke, Chris CAR QB26.60
6.Feeley, A.J. PHI QB23.98
7.Gray, Quinn JAC QB21.24
8.Rosenfels, Sage HOU QB21.10
9.Simms, Chris TBB QB20.10
10.Collins, Kerry TEN QB15.96
All Top Performer FA QB
Running Backs
Top 10 FA RB
#PlayerPts
1.Faulk, Kevin NEP RB63.90
2.Griffith, Justin ATL RB49.40
3.Shipp, Marcel ARI RB34.10
4.Mughelli, Ovie BAL RB33.20
5.Lee, Reshard OAK RB31.00
6.Karney, Mike NOS RB30.90
7.Neal, Lorenzo SDC RB28.20
8.Hoover, Brad CAR RB23.50
9.Taylor, Chris HOU RB22.30
10.Goings, Nick CAR RB21.90
All Top Performer FA RB
Wide Receivers
Top 10 FA WR
#PlayerPts
1.Washington, Nate PIT WR87.20
2.Jones, Brandon TEN WR62.70
3.Robinson, Marcus FA WR62.10
4.Wade, Bobby TEN WR58.10
5.Price, Peerless BUF WR58.00
6.Carter, Drew CAR WR55.50
7.Toomer, Amani NYG WR54.00
8.Copper, Terrance NOS WR53.30
9.Bradley, Mark CHI WR46.20
10.Hilliard, Ike TBB WR45.90
All Top Performer FA WR
Tight Ends
Top 10 FA TE
#PlayerPts
1.Daniels, Owen HOU TE65.00
2.Campbell, Daniel DET TE54.80
3.Scaife, Bo TEN TE54.30
4.Baker, Chris NYJ TE54.00
5.Wrighster, George JAC TE53.30
6.Stevens, Jerramy SEA TE47.10
7.Wiggins, Jermaine MIN TE44.60
8.Johnson, Eric SFO TE41.20
9.Smith, Alex TBB TE41.00
10.Anderson, Courtney OAK TE40.50
All Top Performer FA TE
Kickers
Top 10 FA PK
#PlayerPts
1.Hanson, Jason DET PK123.00
2.Lindell, Rian BUF PK106.00
3.Mare, Olindo MIA PK102.00
4.Akers, David PHI PK101.44
5.Bironas, Rob TEN PK99.00
6.Dawson, Phil CLE PK89.00
7.Andersen, Morten ATL PK86.00
8.Brown, Kris HOU PK82.00
9.Janikowski, Sebastian OAK PK75.00
10.Bryant, Matt TBB PK74.00
All Top Performer FA PK
Team Defense
Top 10 FA DEF
#PlayerPts
No Top Performers To Report
All Top Performer FA DEF
NFL Pool Summary
Franchise/Week1234567891011121314151617Total
Spearchuckers99114715610168405150739610394919465871353
Anal Bum Cover93117817410446516266826510176748484861346
Astroglide Ninjas100117627110067315366759710079849368811344
Academic All Americans901137268976538515676929284868978921339
Shawdads59128648810553385667678811480768566731307
the Orange Whips99118767810450354951707392791016575841299
Unbreakable Spoon53122446610454405046708310661674830431087
Fighting Cadavers851015162105573845566285777354914201084
G-FUNK Returns86115077915728490780000000581
The Chaches93000000000000000093
The Zoo of Death91000000000000000091
Getsyburg Geranimals000000000000000000
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