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Playoff Bracket
PFFL Super Bowl
Week 15 Week 16 Week 17 Super Bowl Champion
#5: Turd Ferguson (92.15)  
  Winning Beer Money (108.7)  
#4: Winning Beer Money (106.98)    
  Hedfullalicker (99.89)  
#8: Duany Duany Tanning (119.13)      
  Duany Duany Tanning (86.43)    
#1: Tappa Kegga Day (107.35)    
  Winning Beer Money
#6: Double D (46.44)   Super Bowl Champion
  The Jedi Masters (65.12)    
#3: The Jedi Masters (81.27)      
  Winning Beer Money (101.04)  
#7: Post Mortem (72.37)     
  Hedfullalicker (96.84)   
#2: Hedfullalicker (85.04)    
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Toilet Bowl
Week 15 Week 16 Week 17 Toilet Bowl Champion
#5: Chain Smoking Patch Junkies (82.34)  
  The Hip (120.45)  
#4: The Hip (98.61)    
  The Hip (59.03)  
     
Camel Toe (84.14)    
   
  Kramerica Industries
#6: Kramerica Industries (60.31)   Toilet Bowl Champion
  Kramerica Industries (84.4)    
#3: Sharp as a Bowling Ball (51.92)      
  Kramerica Industries (81.76)  
    
Sken's Irish Alley Pissers (49.95)   
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3rd Place
Week 17 Third Place
#1: The Jedi Masters (102.56)  
  The Jedi Masters
#2: Duany Duany Tanning (84.5) Third Place
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5th Place
Week 16 Week 17 Fifth Place
#1: Tappa Kegga Day (83.7)  
  Tappa Kegga Day (77.94)  
#4: Post Mortem (76.91)    
  Turd Ferguson
#2: Turd Ferguson (149.68)   Fifth Place
  Turd Ferguson (100.7)  
#3: Double D (60.51)   
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7th Place
Week 17 Seventh Place
#1: Double D (84.27)  
  Post Mortem
#2: Post Mortem (121.89) Seventh Place
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11th Place
Week 17 Eleventh Place
#1: Camel Toe (61.14)  
  Sken's Irish Alley Pissers
#2: Sken's Irish Alley Pissers (92.03) Eleventh Place
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13th Place
Week 16 Thirteenth Place
#1: Sharp as a Bowling Ball (52.28)  
  Chain Smoking Patch Junkies
#2: Chain Smoking Patch Junkies (104.12) Thirteenth Place

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Jillian Barberie Interviews Her Cleavage
By Duany Duany Tanning on Wed Oct 18 3:25:32 p.m. CT 2006
Paul's Fantasy Football League (PFFL) Article - Jillian Barberie Interviews Her Cleavage
Jillian Barberie
From SportsPickle.com: Jillian Barberie returned to Fox’s struggling NFL pregame show on Sunday and made her presence felt immediately by scoring a fascinating interview with the area on her chest where her enormous breasts meet.
“It’s great to have Jillian back on the show,” said longtime co-host Terry Bradshaw. “I wonder if I could bury my face in there. Her breasts would feel amazing shaking back and forth on my bald head.”
Barberie was let go by “FOX NFL Sunday” at the end of last season after six years with the show as a weathergirl. But she was hastily brought back this week in light of the show’s dipping ratings.
“We are going to have Jillian do the weather again, but we are also going to use her in some other areas, too,” said Jim McDowell, the executive producer of the show. “For whatever reason, a lot of male viewers really like seeing her on the show and we’re nothing if not agreeable to our viewers’ most base desires here at FOX, so we brought her back.”
After wowing her colleagues and viewers with her cleavage interview on Sunday, Barberie will talk one-on-one with her bare midriff on this week’s show. And the following week she will do an instructional piece showing viewers how to apply sunscreen to their entire body should they ever find themselves naked at a Dolphins home game.
“This is basically a public service piece,” said McDowell, “to educate people about the danger of skin cancer. And skin cancer is especially serious on the bare breasts and vagina, so we’ll be sure to really have Jillian lube up those areas.”
Barberie’s weather forecasts will also soon be delivered in a different format. “They told me that my talking is distracting and unnecessary, so they want me to use symbolism to give the weather,” said Barberie. “So now when it’s sunny I am to take off my top and jump up and down on a trampoline and drizzle a melting ice cream cone all over myself, and when it’s cold I am to take off my top and rub ice on my nipples. And when it’s rainy they’ll just hose me down. It should be great for our deaf viewers. Or for viewers who have a penis.”
FOX NFL Sunday co-host Howie Long said he thinks the show is much improved with Barberie back. “All I know is that I got wood on Sunday when she gave the weather,” he said. “That’s never happened before for me during the weather. In fact, Al Roker has never even come close to giving me one.”
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East

Franchise W-L-T PF
Hedfullalicker 10-4-01589.88
Winning Beer Money 9-5-01581.62
Camel Toe 7-7-01335.10
Chain Smoking Patch Junkies 3-11-01415.61
Kramerica Industries 3-11-01265.13

West

Franchise W-L-T PF
The Jedi Masters 9-5-01662.18
Post Mortem 8-6-01523.53
Duany Duany Tanning 8-6-01541.65
Sken's Irish Alley Pissers 6-8-01432.96
Sharp as a Bowling Ball 4-10-01282.04

Central

Franchise W-L-T PF
Tappa Kegga Day 11-3-01815.19
Turd Ferguson 9-5-01615.33
Double D 8-6-01441.50
The Hip 3-11-01421.45
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