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2006 Champion is Crowned
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Dave Meyer 2006 Stooges Champ
I'm back folks...Welcome to 2007...
 
Congratulations are in order to Dave Meyer and the Blazing Gunz as they won a close 104-91 game over the Chili Crashers to win their 2nd Stooges League Championship in three years.  This was a very unusual game.  The Crashers made a huge mistake by putting Deuce McAllister in their lineup even though he was declared inactive for the game.  Putting in Corey Dillon their only other RB would have won them the title.  The Crashers, though had the game in the bag, until the Gunz great move of starting the Green Bay Packers DEF and their clinching 22 points won them the title.  Tremendous job Dave...
 
Great job by a number of teams this year...Brad Kreklau for getting to the title game, Chelli Spielvogel-Carey for dominating the league for most of the year.  John Murray for also having a tremendous regular season.  Carl Miller for regrouping late in the regular season to get into the playoffs and Kenny Weinstein for a solid year and a lot of points scored...
 
Dirtbag wins the final three weeks $100 prize, as he was actually the high scorer in the league each of the last three weeks...Quite an accomplishment.
 
I had a nice week off of work and some R&R to get me going for 2007...Dave...if you can send me a digital photo head shot and I'll post it on the SmartGuySports.com Hall of Champions...Each of the teams that have money owed to them I will be sending out an email and will set that up for you today...
 
New Year's Day is my favorite Day of the entire year...It's the day that I get up late...watch some college football...get bored, and start doing my final fantasy football roundups and cleanups for the year.  The boredom hit me about noon today...So here's some final Stooges Business for the year...
 
The draft order for 2007 has been determined by our random dice rolls...here is the order:
#1:  Special ED
#2:  Blazing Gunz
#3:  Richmond Brewzers
#4:  Crescent City Gorillas
#5:  Chili Crashers
#6:  Shady Records
#7:  The Crowbars
#8:  H-Town Ruff Riders
#9:  Bull 1983
#10:  Socko's Revenge
#11:  Mr Bo's Ass Ponies
#12:  The Maneaters
 
This will give everyone a ton of stuff to think about in 2007...where and who can I pick in next year's draft.  I hope that everyone enjoyed the year and I hope that everyone is coming back next year...I've got a couple of announcements to make on 2007.  One...I have enlisted Dirtbag and my brother Brad into helping do recaps and stuff for their former leagues that I took on, which should free myself up for more of that in 2007.  I know you guys all like that stuff and I'm going to try and accomodate as much as possible...
 
Secondly...I have decided that there are some rules changes that I would really like to incorporate into 2007 and beyond...I'm not a big fan of going crazy with rules changes, but there are a couple of items that I think definately need to be fixed in 2007.  I'm going to spell them out here and if anyone has any comments, suggestions, or have some ideas of their own, then let's hear them...I'd like to get these decided on and posted soon.  Thanks...
 
#1:  Waivers...I really want to go to a blind bidding system that uses fake $100 to bid on free agents instead of using the worst-to-first method of picking up free agents.  This really is the fairest and most equal system out there...but to make this work we need to move waivers from running on Wednesday night to running on Friday nights.  This gives owners a longer week to decide who they want to bid on...First come, first serve will still be allowed the rest of the week.  I realize that there are Thursday games in the NFL now, but teams have rosters that are deep enough and the bye weeks are not a part of those games, so some weeks there may be a game or two where waivers will run after those games.
 
#2:  We need to boost up the scoring for DEF/ST's a bit in this league...I've tinkered with this over the years, but only giving points for sacks, turnovers, and TD's has not given the most accurate picture of these DEF's.  In the past we have used a formula for awarding points to DEF/ST based on offensive points allowed...I would like to add this in for next year...here is the scoring for DEF's that I'm proposing...
 
Defensive scores (fumble/interception return for a TD: 4 points
Special teams scores (kick return/block kick return): 6 points
Safety: 5 points
Two points for each turnover caused by a defense or special teams.
One point per sack recorded by a defense
Offensive Points Allowed:
   0-5 points allowed:  10 points
   6-10 points allowed:  7 points
   11-15 points allowed:  5 points
   16-20 points allowed:  3 points
   21-25 points allowed:  1 point
   26-30 points allowed:  -1 point
   31-35 points allowed:  -3 points
   36-40 points allowed:  -5 points
   41-45 points allowed:  -7 points
   46+ points allowed:  -10 points
 
#3:  Missed Field Goals and PAT's...This is something that I have incorporated into a couple of my other leagues and I think it has worked out very well.  It adds intrigue and suspense to kickers and games and creates equality among the positions.  On each other position, QB/RB/WR/TE/DEF (proposed) they can all lose points based on bad performances.  Except for kickers...so here is the formula that I propose:
 
PAT: 1 point
Missed PAT:  -1 point
Field Goal (0-39 yards:  3 points), (40-49 yards:  4 points), (50+ yards:  5 points)
Missed Field Goals (0-39 yards: -3 points), (40-49 yards: -2 points), (50+ yards: -1 point)
 
#4:  An overhaul of the format of the league, schedule, and prize payouts...This isn't as complicated as it seems, but it is based on one big change...We end our regular season in Week 13 an our playoffs end in Week 16 of the NFL season and not Week 17.  I have agonized over this probably as much as anyone over the years, but it has become painfully obvious that at least half the NFL treats Week 17 like a preseason game.  We can't have our championship decided in a Week that teams just don't play their starters.  I've looked at a lot of other leagues and most everyone ends in Week 16.  So I researched and the best way that I can come up to do this and to maintain our structure is the following:
 
We split the league into 2 Conferences each with two 3-team division.  So that means there will be a total of 4 divisions with three teams each.  That way each team plays it's division opponents twice and each other team in the league once in a 13 week schedule.  Since we like to use the 2 team bye system this works out well...The top division champ in each conference will get the top seeds and the 1st round byes.  The other two division champs will get Seeds #3 and #4.  That leaves two wild card teams left.  I would like to award these two to the teams with the next best record and abandon giving the final wild card to the top scoring team.  Because we only have 3 teams in each division, every team has a 1 in 3 shot at winning the division and getting into the playoffs.  These odds are very good, and I feel that the teams with the next best records should get those final wild cards.  Our playoffs would then start in Week 14 and go through Week 16.  In this format I have to spread the money around a bit differently so I propose we get rid of the final 3 Weeks $100 prize and go with this format for payouts:
 
League Champion:  $250
Runner-Up:  $100
Toilet Bowl Winner:  $25
 
Conference Winners (2):  $100
Division Winners (2):  $75
Wild Card Teams (2):  $50
 
I know this is a lot to digest, but really let me hear your thoughts...I've put a lot of work into coming up with these ideas to make the league better...Thanks a lot everyone...
 
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Week 15 Week 16 Week 17 Stooges Champion
 
The Maneaters (68.06)  
   
  Chili Crashers (91.68)  
#4: H-Town Ruff Riders (104.44)      
  Chili Crashers (134.36)    
#5: Chili Crashers (107.64)    
  Blazing Gunz
  Stooges Champion
Blazing Gunz (88.28)    
     
  Blazing Gunz (104.18)  
#3: Richmond Brewzers (73.58)     
  Shady Records (68.36)   
#6: Shady Records (99.16)    
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Franchise W-L-T Pct Strk PF Avg PF PA Avg PA
Richmond Brewzers Richmond Brewzers 8-6-0.571 L1 1624.64 95.6 1343.58 96.0
Socko's Revenge Socko's Revenge 8-6-0.571 W6 1552.92 91.3 1210.58 86.5
Bull..Titletown Bull..Titletown 6-8-0.429 W1 1772.08 104.2 1422.88 101.6
The Crowbars The Crowbars 5-9-0.357 L5 1406.22 82.7 1236.18 88.3

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Franchise W-L-T Pct Strk PF Avg PF PA Avg PA
The Maneaters The Maneaters 11-3-0.786 L1 1807.68 106.3 1341.40 95.8
H-Town Ruff Riders H-Town Ruff Riders 9-5-0.643 L2 1684.48 99.1 1303.56 93.1
Shady Records Shady Records 8-6-0.571 W4 1739.42 102.3 1333.92 95.3
Special ED Special ED 4-10-0.286 W1 1508.46 88.7 1461.94 104.4

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Franchise W-L-T Pct Strk PF Avg PF PA Avg PA
Blazing Gunz Blazing Gunz 9-5-0.643 W2 1709.06 100.5 1288.14 92.0
Chili Crashers 9-5-0.643 W2 1633.22 96.1 1260.74 90.1
Mr Bo's Ass Ponies Mr Bo's Ass Ponies 5-9-0.357 L4 1404.36 82.6 1436.12 102.6
Crescent City Gorillas Crescent City Gorillas 2-12-0.143 L8 1490.30 87.7 1440.38 102.9
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Week 15 Week 16 Week 17 Toilet Bowl Winner
 
Socko's Revenge (87.18)  
   
  Socko's Revenge (66.56)  
#4: The Crowbars (97.6)      
  The Crowbars (74.94)    
#5: Special ED (71.88)    
  Bull..Titletown
  Toilet Bowl Winner
Bull..Titletown (138.04)    
     
  Bull..Titletown (128.74)  
#3: Mr Bo's Ass Ponies (61.02)     
  Crescent City Gorillas (77.32)   
#6: Crescent City Gorillas (97.38)    
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