*Chum Buckets
| Starters |
| Carr, David HOU QB | 2.05 |
| Johnson, Rudi CIN RB | 2.80 |
| Jones, Thomas CHI RB | 6.20 |
| Branch, Deion NEP WR | 9.90 |
| Bryant, Antonio SFO WR | 27.30 |
| Smith, Steve CAR WR | 28.80 |
| Toomer, Amani NYG WR | 0.00 |
| Miller, Heath PIT TE | 9.20 |
| Kasay, John CAR PK | 15.00 |
| Panthers, Carolina CAR Def | 19.00 |
| Starter Total: | 120.25 |
| Potential Points: |
176.1 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
68.3% |
| Non-Starters |
| Bulger, Marc STL QB | 0 |
| McMahon, Mike MIN QB | 19.00 |
| Evans, Heath NEP RB | 5.10 |
| Jones, Kevin DET RB | 9.00 |
| Peterson, Adrian CHI RB | 9.50 |
| Shipp, Marcel ARI RB | 10.60 |
| Stecker, Aaron NOS RB | 6.60 |
| Burleson, Nate SEA WR | 12.60 |
| Gabriel, Doug OAK WR | 24.00 |
| Smith, L.J. PHI TE | 10.30 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 106.70 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 226.95 |
|
*B U L L D O G Z
| Starters |
| Delhomme, Jake CAR QB | 16.15 |
| Barber, Tiki NYG RB | 38.30 |
| Wells, Jonathan HOU RB | 0 |
| Boldin, Anquan ARI WR | 16.10 |
| Givens, David TEN WR | 2.80 |
| Wayne, Reggie IND WR | 0.00 |
| Crumpler, Alge ATL TE | 5.10 |
| Stevens, Jerramy SEA TE | 0.00 |
| Elam, Jason DEN PK | 3.00 |
| Eagles, Philadelphia PHI Def | 3.00 |
| Starter Total: | 84.45 |
| Potential Points: |
143.45 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
58.9% |
| Non-Starters |
| Vick, Michael ATL QB | 4.75 |
| Henry, Travis TEN RB | 5.90 |
| Jordan, Lamont OAK RB | 0 |
| Pittman, Michael TBB RB | 12.90 |
| Booker, Marty MIA WR | 21.60 |
| Ferguson, Robert GBP WR | 0 |
| Gardner, Rod GBP WR | 6.40 |
| Clark, Desmond CHI TE | 0.00 |
| Reed, Jeff PIT PK | 5.00 |
| Buccaneers, Tampa Bay TBB Def | 16.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 72.55 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 157.00 |
|
*KATs NOT vegas bound, staying in Oklahoma !!!
| Starters |
| Brunell, Mark WAS QB | 10.95 |
| Alexander, Shaun SEA RB | 13.30 |
| Jackson, Steven STL RB | 0 |
| Lewis, Jamal BAL RB | 14.80 |
| Muhammad, Muhsin CHI WR | 0 |
| Smith, Jimmy JAC WR | 8.60 |
| Stallworth, Donte' NOS WR | 12.10 |
| Witten, Jason DAL TE | 15.00 |
| Kaeding, Nate SDC PK | 1.00 |
| Cowboys, Dallas DAL Def | 2.00 |
| Starter Total: | 77.75 |
| Potential Points: |
124.1 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
62.7% |
| Non-Starters |
| Green, Trent KCC QB | 21.20 |
| Warner, Kurt ARI QB | 0 |
| Morris, Maurice SEA RB | 6.40 |
| Taylor, Chester MIN RB | 9.20 |
| Clayton, Michael TBB WR | 0 |
| Hilliard, Ike TBB WR | 4.00 |
| Lewis, Greg PHI WR | 10.20 |
| McCareins, Justin NYJ WR | 3.10 |
| Troupe, Ben TEN TE | 23.90 |
| Janikowski, Sebastian OAK PK | 3.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 81.00 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 158.75 |
|
*Camel Tows
| Starters |
| Manning, Eli NYG QB | 14.20 |
| Brown, Chris TEN RB | 0 |
| Dillon, Corey NEP RB | 0 |
| Burress, Plaxico NYG WR | 23.80 |
| Johnson, Andre HOU WR | 1.30 |
| Moulds, Eric HOU WR | 23.60 |
| Williams, Roy DET WR | 12.10 |
| Putzier, Jeb HOU TE | 1.30 |
| Rackers, Neil ARI PK | 8.00 |
| Dolphins, Miami MIA Def | 5.00 |
| Starter Total: | 89.3 |
| Potential Points: |
122.55 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
72.9% |
| Non-Starters |
| Favre, Brett GBP QB | 15.95 |
| Fisher, Tony STL RB | 12.00 |
| Gado, Samkon GBP RB | 0 |
| Jacobs, Brandon NYG RB | 7.00 |
| Smith, Antowain NOS RB | 5.50 |
| Curtis, Kevin STL WR | 4.90 |
| Johnson, Bryant ARI WR | 3.60 |
| Wiggins, Jermaine MIN TE | 4.60 |
| Carney, John NOS PK | 7.00 |
| 49ers, San Francisco SFO Def | 10.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 70.55 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 159.85 |
|
*FastFish in Space
| Starters |
| Manning, Peyton IND QB | 0.25 |
| Johnson, Larry KCC RB | 42.20 |
| Perry, Chris CIN RB | 4.90 |
| Fitzgerald, Larry ARI WR | 20.00 |
| Harrison, Marvin IND WR | 3.90 |
| Jones, Matt JAC WR | 14.80 |
| Mason, Derrick BAL WR | 10.30 |
| Smith, Alex TBB TE | 3.20 |
| Graham, Shayne CIN PK | 4.00 |
| Bills, Buffalo BUF Def | 4.00 |
| Starter Total: | 107.55 |
| Potential Points: |
132.35 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
81.3% |
| Non-Starters |
| Losman, J.P. BUF QB | 0 |
| Alstott, Mike TBB RB | 3.60 |
| Bryson, Shawn DET RB | 8.40 |
| Faulk, Marshall STL RB | 5.40 |
| Parker, Willie PIT RB | 16.20 |
| Henry, Chris CIN WR | 0.00 |
| Anderson, Courtney OAK TE | 0 |
| Cundiff, Billy GBP PK | 0 |
| Broncos, Denver DEN Def | 13.00 |
| Lions, Detroit DET Def | 5.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 51.60 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 159.15 |
|
*Demonic Dung Beetles
| Starters |
| Batch, Charlie PIT QB | 0 |
| Foster, De'shaun CAR RB | 22.50 |
| James, Edgerrin IND RB | 0 |
| Glenn, Terry DAL WR | 6.40 |
| Johnson, Keyshawn CAR WR | 14.70 |
| Kennison, Eddie KCC WR | 22.10 |
| Robinson, Marcus MIN WR | 0 |
| Franks, Bubba GBP TE | 0 |
| Tynes, Lawrence KCC PK | 13.00 |
| Steelers, Pittsburgh PIT Def | 11.00 |
| Starter Total: | 89.7 |
| Potential Points: |
112.55 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
79.7% |
| Non-Starters |
| Bollinger, Brooks NYJ QB | 8.85 |
| Roethlisberger, Ben PIT QB | 11.25 |
| Crockett, Zack OAK RB | 4.30 |
| Rhodes, Dominic IND RB | 7.30 |
| Taylor, Fred JAC RB | 0 |
| Bennett, Drew TEN WR | 1.90 |
| Edwards, Braylon CLE WR | 0 |
| Stokley, Brandon IND WR | 0 |
| Williamson, Troy MIN WR | 4.10 |
| Clark, Dallas IND TE | 0.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 37.70 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 127.40 |
|
Colonel Mustard's Lead Pipe!
| Starters |
| Plummer, Jake DEN QB | 4.55 |
| Bell, Tatum DEN RB | 23.20 |
| Bennett, Michael NOS RB | 19.50 |
| Tomlinson, Ladainian SDC RB | 16.60 |
| Holt, Torry STL WR | 8.20 |
| Johnson, Chad CIN WR | 10.10 |
| Smith, Rod DEN WR | 2.10 |
| Watson, Ben NEP TE | 11.90 |
| Scobee, Josh JAC PK | 11.00 |
| Jaguars, Jacksonville JAC Def | 5.00 |
| Starter Total: | 112.15 |
| Potential Points: |
144.55 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
77.6% |
| Non-Starters |
| Dorsey, Ken SFO QB | 0 |
| Martin, Jamie STL QB | 7.90 |
| McCown, Josh DET QB | 22.05 |
| Moore, Mewelde MIN RB | 22.10 |
| Pass, Patrick NEP RB | 2.60 |
| Staley, Duce PIT RB | 0 |
| Turner, Michael SDC RB | 0.00 |
| Finneran, Brian ATL WR | 10.50 |
| Williams, Reggie JAC WR | 9.20 |
| Scaife, Bo TEN TE | 9.50 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 83.85 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 196.00 |
|
*Sin City Bums
| Starters |
| Simms, Chris TBB QB | 15.35 |
| Droughns, Reuben CLE RB | 5.50 |
| McGahee, Willis BUF RB | 15.50 |
| Horn, Joe NOS WR | 2.10 |
| McCardell, Keenan SDC WR | 11.10 |
| Moss, Randy OAK WR | 30.60 |
| Cooley, Chris WAS TE | 2.80 |
| McMichael, Randy MIA TE | 8.50 |
| Longwell, Ryan MIN PK | 11.00 |
| Bears, Chicago CHI Def | 0.00 |
| Starter Total: | 102.45 |
| Potential Points: |
141.4 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
72.5% |
| Non-Starters |
| Brooks, Aaron OAK QB | 0 |
| Dilfer, Trent CLE QB | 0 |
| Harrington, Joey DET QB | 23.70 |
| Arrington, J.J. ARI RB | 5.40 |
| Benson, Cedric CHI RB | 4.80 |
| Williams, Ricky MIA RB | 16.80 |
| Bruce, Isaac STL WR | 1.80 |
| Colbert, Keary CAR WR | 3.10 |
| Gage, Justin CHI WR | 18.70 |
| Williams, Mike DET WR | 0.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 74.30 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 176.75 |
|
*Follow Me
| Starters |
| Brady, Tom NEP QB | 5.05 |
| Anderson, Mike BAL RB | 0 |
| Houston, Cedric NYJ RB | 13.10 |
| Moats, Ryan PHI RB | 5.70 |
| Driver, Donald GBP WR | 17.80 |
| Galloway, Joey TBB WR | 19.80 |
| Houshmandzadeh, T.J. CIN WR | 5.90 |
| Gonzalez, Tony KCC TE | 10.90 |
| Feely, Jay NYG PK | 13.00 |
| Rams, St. Louis STL Def | 14.00 |
| Starter Total: | 105.25 |
| Potential Points: |
161.85 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
65.0% |
| Non-Starters |
| Brees, Drew NOS QB | 3.40 |
| Collins, Kerry FA QB | 28.55 |
| Bettis, Jerome FA RB | 22.10 |
| Martin, Curtis NYJ RB | 0 |
| Westbrook, Brian PHI RB | 0 |
| Caldwell, Reche NEP WR | 3.80 |
| Jackson, Darrell SEA WR | 0 |
| Parker, Eric SDC WR | 16.70 |
| Kinney, Erron TEN TE | 0.00 |
| Falcons, Atlanta ATL Def | 1.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 75.55 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 180.80 |
|
*Gang Green
| Starters |
| Palmer, Carson CIN QB | 2.70 |
| Jones, Julius DAL RB | 5.50 |
| Pinner, Artose DET RB | 0.00 |
| Chambers, Chris MIA WR | 12.50 |
| Evans, Lee BUF WR | 7.60 |
| Jurevicius, Joe CLE WR | 9.10 |
| Moss, Santana WAS WR | 12.30 |
| Gates, Antonio SDC TE | 5.30 |
| Wilkins, Jeff STL PK | 9.00 |
| Chiefs, Kansas City KCC Def | 7.00 |
| Starter Total: | 71 |
| Potential Points: |
123.6 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
57.4% |
| Non-Starters |
| Bledsoe, Drew DAL QB | 14.10 |
| Leftwich, Byron JAC QB | 0 |
| Barber, Marion DAL RB | 5.50 |
| Barlow, Kevan SFO RB | 0 |
| Davis, Domanick HOU RB | 0 |
| Gore, Frank SFO RB | 14.10 |
| Morency, Vernand HOU RB | 22.90 |
| Jones, Brandon TEN WR | 0 |
| Randle El, Antwaan WAS WR | 2.40 |
| Pollard, Marcus DET TE | 15.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 74.00 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 145.00 |
|
*DoCoMo
| Starters |
| Hasselbeck, Matt SEA QB | 3.80 |
| Dunn, Warrick ATL RB | 5.90 |
| Portis, Clinton WAS RB | 24.70 |
| Coles, Laveranues NYJ WR | 11.90 |
| Engram, Bobby SEA WR | 6.00 |
| Porter, Jerry OAK WR | 13.60 |
| Ward, Hines PIT WR | 5.00 |
| Shockey, Jeremy NYG TE | 0 |
| Brown, Josh SEA PK | 6.00 |
| Bengals, Cincinnati CIN Def | 4.00 |
| Starter Total: | 80.9 |
| Potential Points: |
103.8 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
77.9% |
| Non-Starters |
| McNair, Steve TEN QB | 0 |
| Volek, Billy TEN QB | 13.70 |
| Betts, Ladell WAS RB | 3.00 |
| Duckett, T.J. ATL RB | 3.50 |
| Suggs, Lee CLE RB | 1.80 |
| Gaffney, Jabar PHI WR | 1.80 |
| Wilford, Ernest JAC WR | 12.00 |
| Graham, Daniel NEP TE | 0 |
| Akers, David PHI PK | 9.00 |
| Colts, Indianapolis IND Def | 7.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 51.80 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 132.70 |
|
*Shrek's Sadomasochistic Smurfs
| Starters |
| Johnson, Brad MIN QB | 20.35 |
| Brown, Ronnie MIA RB | 5.40 |
| Jones, Greg JAC RB | 0 |
| Williams, Carnell TBB RB | 8.10 |
| Brown, Reggie PHI WR | 26.70 |
| Lelie, Ashley DEN WR | 3.90 |
| Lloyd, Brandon WAS WR | 14.80 |
| Heap, Todd BAL TE | 4.20 |
| Vanderjagt, Mike DAL PK | 6.00 |
| Vikings, Minnesota MIN Def | 4.00 |
| Starter Total: | 93.45 |
| Potential Points: |
113.25 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
82.5% |
| Non-Starters |
| Holcomb, Kelly BUF QB | 13.90 |
| Davis, Stephen FA RB | 0 |
| Brown, Troy NEP WR | 0.00 |
| Chatman, Antonio CIN WR | 13.30 |
| Hackett, D.J. SEA WR | 7.90 |
| Owens, Terrell DAL WR | 0 |
| Rogers, Charles DET WR | 0 |
| Vines, Scott DET WR | 8.40 |
| Vinatieri, Adam IND PK | 8.00 |
| Giants, New York NYG Def | 3.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 54.50 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 147.95 |
|