| Which franchise will wimp out and fold before the season this year? |
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| Queen City Hogkillers: | 1 |
| Woody's Warriors: | 0 |
| LipsmackerZ: | 0 |
| Ms. Maddie's Fighting Episcopalians: | 0 |
| Mt. Walshington Mutt Devils: | 0 |
| South of the Border Trustees: | 0 |
| Atlanta Falcons: | 3 |
| W T F ?: | 0 |
| Dye Modell: | 0 |
| Pauly's Revenge: | 0 |
| Wilting Frogs: | 0 |
| Dollar Fourty: | 0 |
| Survival Squadron: | 0 |
| The Slippery Woodpecker: | 0 |
| The Mighty Redhead (& his wife): | 0 |
| Mitchapalooza: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 4 |
|
| Who will win Coconut Monkey Bowl III? |
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| The Slippery Woodpecker: | 4 |
| Dollar Fourty: | 2 |
| Total Votes: | 6 |
|
| Your preference for 2006 league structure (vote for two)? |
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| As-is, 16 team, single draft: | 4 |
| 20 team (10/conf), separate draft for each conf.: | 5 |
| 24 team (12/conf), separate draft for each conf.: | 0 |
| 18 team (9/conf), separate draft for each conf.: | 5 |
| 18 team (9/conf), single draft, fewer roster spots/starters: | 2 |
| all of these suck - i'm gonna email the commish my brilliant idea: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 17 |
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| Final Vote - Where should we hold the Coconut Monkey Bowl III championship? |
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| The Bob Huggins Center (home of the Falcons/no names): | 5 |
| S.O.B. Gringo Field (home of the Trustees): | 6 |
| Total Votes: | 11 |
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| Where should we hold CMB III? (vote for your top two choices) |
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| Tom-Tom W Park (home of the Mutt Devils): | 2 |
| The Bob Huggins Center (home of the Atlanta Falcons): | 5 |
| S.O.B. Gringo Field (home of the Trustees): | 4 |
| Kahn's Coliseum (home of the Hogkillers): | 3 |
| Big Daddy's Den (home of the Fighting Episcopalians): | 1 |
| The DefDoam (home of WTF?): | 3 |
| Total Votes: | 18 |
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| Do you think that WTF? can knock off Dollar Fourty on his run for MCL and national title? |
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| I believe in Bujnak's Battallion.: | 6 |
| No f*cking way the fabulous fingers can fight Flick.: | 1 |
| Dollar Fourty is a cover for Flick's side job of wanting to be the head of the national Soap Box Derby.: | 2 |
| Total Votes: | 9 |
|
| Why is silent so silent? |
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| He's waiting to go .500.: | 1 |
| He doesn't own any Dockers anymore: | 3 |
| He's waiting till the SOB team goes in the tank completely and then he'll blame the managing partner.: | 3 |
| He's waiting till the playoffs.: | 2 |
| Because there are no sports in Kentucky.: | 6 |
| Total Votes: | 15 |
|
| Survival Squadron gave up:
Leftwich, Byron JAC QB
Rams, St. Louis STL Def
South of the Border Trustees gave up:
Brunell, Mark WAS QB
Jaguars, Jacksonville JAC Def
|
|---|
| Approve: | 3 |
| Reject: | 7 |
| Total Votes: | 10 |
|
| Survival Squadron gave up:
Leftwich, Byron JAC QB
Rams, St. Louis STL Def
South of the Border Trustees gave up:
Brunell, Mark WAS QB
Jaguars, Jacksonville JAC Def
|
|---|
| Approve: | 3 |
| Reject: | 7 |
| Total Votes: | 10 |
|
| Which way do you prefer to setup lineups for 2006? |
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| As is - where you can submit lineups as many weeks ahead as you choose & if you forget to submit you get zero points.: | 6 |
| Submit for the current week, with no 'advance' possibility, and if you miss more than once you're out of the league following year.: | 1 |
| Automatic rollover of starting lineups for following week if none submitted.: | 5 |
| Total Votes: | 12 |
|
| Which league changes would you prefer for 2006 (vote for three)? |
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| Trades instantly processed instead of poll/24 hr. waiting time.: | 5 |
| Two week roster 'freezeout' when a player is added to a roster via trade: | 6 |
| Add a second waiver wire pick (Saturday midnight): | 3 |
| Two separate conference drafts: | 7 |
| Automatic starting lineup 'rollover' from week to week: | 7 |
| re-shuffling of all division/conference alignments: | 1 |
| Fewer teams in playoffs (wildcards): | 1 |
| Mandatory roster positions (i.e. 2 quarterbacks, 2 te, 2 pk, etc. etc.): | 4 |
| Draft order based on previous years' performance, instead of random: | 4 |
| nothing - keep exactly as is.: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 38 |
|
| Pauly's Revenge gave up:
Parker, Eric SDC WR
South of the Border Trustees gave up:
Rhodes, Dominic IND RB
|
|---|
| Approve: | 4 |
| Reject: | 7 |
| Total Votes: | 11 |
|
| What is the capital of Montana? |
|---|
| Who cares?: | 0 |
| I don't know: | 0 |
| Jason W. knows, but he's never around to ask: | 3 |
| Helana: | 2 |
| New York: | 0 |
| Columbus, home of The Ohio State University: | 2 |
| This is not what the poll page is about.: | 1 |
| Jeremy: | 2 |
| Baker knows everything: | 2 |
| I like the color Blue: | 7 |
| Total Votes: | 19 |
|
| How long will it take for the Commish get over the fact the his team blows? (The Hogkillers do a lot more "sucking" and "blowing" than the Squadron could ever aspire to - relocation or not.) |
|---|
| He knows his season is shot, now he's just trying to spread the misery.: | 4 |
| He's grasping at straws, hoping there's some slim chance for redemption.: | 1 |
| He knows he's been taking up the Hershey Highway all season and he LOVES it.: | 3 |
| He's over it already, and he's desperately trying to prove he's not the only "heterosexually challenged" team owner in the MCL.: | 2 |
| Total Votes: | 10 |
|
| Where should the Survival Squadron relocate? |
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| Northside: | 1 |
| Liberty Hill: | 0 |
| German(Gerbil) Village - Columbus: | 1 |
| San Francisco: | 1 |
| Lucasville Prison: | 9 |
| Total Votes: | 12 |
|
| The Slippery Woodpecker gave up: Jordan, Michael CHI (PG) Dollar Fourty gave up: Ewing, Patrick NY (C). |
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| Approve: | 5 |
| Reject: | 8 |
| Total Votes: | 13 |
|
| Is player swapping to cover bye weeks good for the league? |
|---|
| I love playing in a league where the draft doesn't matter.: | 0 |
| I don't care as long as my team wins.: | 3 |
| Nope. It's total bull$hit.: | 8 |
| Doesn't matter to me I enjoy making a donation every year to the league champion.: | 1 |
| There's no rule against it so I'm gonna keep it up.: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 13 |
|
| Which of the 'in the hunt' teams will flame out and die? |
|---|
| Slippery Woodpecker (5-3): | 3 |
| Big Daddy's Fighting Episcopalians (5-3): | 3 |
| Dye Modell (4-4): | 1 |
| Mighty Redhead & his wife (4-4): | 0 |
| Wilting Frogs (4-4): | 5 |
| Total Votes: | 12 |
|
| Which solution to the Dye Modell protest do you suggest to resolve the issue (see message board, opinion poll only) |
|---|
| #1 - Submit lineups w/traded players, recalc score, give a "W" to Dye Modell, a "L" to Wilting Frogs.: | 3 |
| #2 - Give a 'W' to both teams.: | 2 |
| #3 - Give a "T" to both teams.: | 0 |
| #4 - Stay as is.: | 6 |
| Total Votes: | 11 |
|
| Which one-win team should pack their sh*t and surrender? |
|---|
| Pauly's Revenge: | 0 |
| WTF?: | 1 |
| Queen City Hogkillers: | 4 |
| Mitchapalooza: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 6 |
|
| Which team is the biggest whiner thus far? |
|---|
| Queen City Hogkillers: | 0 |
| Woody's Warriors: | 1 |
| LipsmackerZ: | 0 |
| Big Daddy's Fighting Episcopalians: | 0 |
| Mt. Walshington Mutt Devils: | 0 |
| South of the Border Trustees: | 1 |
| team to be named later: | 0 |
| W T F ?: | 0 |
| Dye Modell: | 0 |
| Pauly's Revenge: | 0 |
| Wilting Frogs: | 0 |
| Dollar Fourty: | 1 |
| Survival Squadron: | 4 |
| The Slippery Woodpecker: | 2 |
| The Mighty Redhead (& his wife): | 0 |
| Mitchapalooza: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 9 |
|
| Is team to be named later owner Jason Wilson a 'heartless bastard' or an 'evil genius' for convincing Jeremy Barker to trade Leftwich for Mr. "torn ACL out for a season" Deuce McAllister? |
|---|
| he's a heartless bastard: | 5 |
| no, he's an evil genius: | 8 |
| Total Votes: | 13 |
|
| What team is the biggest surprise (good or bad) so far this year? |
|---|
| Queen City Hogkillers: | 0 |
| Woody's Warriors: | 0 |
| LipsmackerZ: | 0 |
| Big Daddy's Fighting Episcopalians: | 0 |
| Mt. Walshington Mutt Devils: | 0 |
| South of the Border Trustees: | 1 |
| team to be named later: | 0 |
| W T F ?: | 0 |
| Dye Modell: | 0 |
| Pauly's Revenge: | 5 |
| Wilting Frogs: | 0 |
| Dollar Fourty: | 1 |
| Survival Squadron: | 4 |
| The Slippery Woodpecker: | 0 |
| The Mighty Redhead (& his wife): | 0 |
| Mitchapalooza: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 12 |
|
| IS MR. SILENT A WHINER OR JUST A SHADE OF GREY? |
|---|
| WHINER: | 5 |
| SHADE OF GREY: | 2 |
| BOTH: | 8 |
| SHOULD BE KICKED OUT OF THIS LEAGUE JUST LIKE THE LAST ONE HE WAS IN: | 3 |
| Total Votes: | 18 |
|
| Your pick to win the Federal Division? |
|---|
| Mount Walshington Mutt Devils: | 3 |
| Dye Modell: | 4 |
| LipsmackerZ: | 1 |
| South of the Border Trustees: | 6 |
| Total Votes: | 14 |
|
| What is your opinion of the 'smack talk' by the SOB Trustees on the MCL Message Board? |
|---|
| It's right on - he's my hero: | 3 |
| Bulls#*t: | 1 |
| Who cares, both SOB and Warriors suck: | 6 |
| Ban them from the playoffs: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 11 |
|
| Biggest shocker in week #1? |
|---|
| Big Daddy's Fighting Episcopalians: | 5 |
| Kerry Collins: | 0 |
| Duante Culpepper: | 4 |
| Survival Squadron: | 1 |
| Cincinnati Bengals: | 2 |
| Total Votes: | 12 |
|
| TIEBREAKER - Week #1 Game of the Week? |
|---|
| Pauly at the Fighting Episcopalians: | 3 |
| Slippery Woodpecker at Survival Squadron: | 5 |
| Mitchapalooza at Dollar Fourty: | 2 |
| Total Votes: | 10 |
|
| Week #1 Game of the Week? |
|---|
| Mount Walshington at LipsmackerZ: | 1 |
| Dye Modell at Trustees: | 0 |
| Pauly at the Fighting Episcopalians: | 3 |
| Slippery Woodpecker at Survival Squadron: | 3 |
| no names at Woody's Warriors: | 0 |
| Wilting Frogs at Mighty Redhead: | 2 |
| WTF? at Queen City: | 1 |
| Mitchapalooza at Dollar Fourty: | 3 |
| Total Votes: | 13 |
|
| Who buys the second round on Monday Night? |
|---|
| 2004 Champion Mitchapalooza: | 5 |
| 2003 Champion team to be named later: | 0 |
| #16 Draft Pick Survival Squadron: | 4 |
| #1 Draft Pick Dollar Fourty: | 2 |
| Total Votes: | 11 |
|
| Who buys the first round on Draft night? |
|---|
| Queen City Hogkillers: | 4 |
| Woody's Warriors: | 0 |
| LipsmackerZ: | 0 |
| Axis of Evil: | 1 |
| Mt. Walshington Mutt Devils: | 0 |
| South of the Border Trustees: | 0 |
| team to be named later: | 0 |
| W T F ?: | 0 |
| Dye Modell: | 0 |
| Pauly's Revenge: | 0 |
| Wilting Frogs: | 0 |
| Dollar Fourty: | 0 |
| Survival Squadron: | 3 |
| The Slippery Woodpecker: | 0 |
| The Mighty Redhead (& his wife): | 0 |
| Mitchapalooza: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 8 |
|
| Do you want 15 or 16 roster spots to back up the 8 starting positions? (the Coach position has been discontinued for 2005) |
|---|
| Fifteen: | 4 |
| Sixteen: | 4 |
| Total Votes: | 8 |
|
| Should we reduce the negative points scored against a team defense from -.5 per opponent point scored (last year setting) to -.25 per opponent point scored? |
|---|
| yes: | 5 |
| no: | 0 |
| I don't give a shit: | 2 |
| Total Votes: | 7 |
|
| Should we keep the Head Coach position on the roster & in the lineup? |
|---|
| Yes: | 2 |
| No: | 7 |
| Total Votes: | 9 |
|
| Preferred Location(s) for the Draft? |
|---|
| BW3 Rookwood: | 5 |
| The Dubliner: | 0 |
| Cityview Tavern: | 1 |
| Fries Cafe: | 0 |
| The Pub Rookwood: | 1 |
| Tinas: | 3 |
| O'Malleys in the Alley: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 11 |
|
| Who is your favorite to win the Federal Division of the Tweedledum Conference? |
|---|
| Mount Walshington Mutt Devils: | 3 |
| LipsmackerZ: | 0 |
| South of the Border Trustess: | 2 |
| Dye Modell: | 2 |
| Total Votes: | 7 |
|
| Team Name & Mascot so stupid it should be changed? |
|---|
| Queen City Hogkillers: | 1 |
| Woody's Warriors: | 0 |
| LipsmackerZ: | 0 |
| Axis of Evil: | 0 |
| Mount Walshington Mutt Devils: | 0 |
| South of the Border Trustees: | 0 |
| team to be named later: | 1 |
| W T F ?: | 2 |
| Dye Modell: | 0 |
| Pauly's Revenge: | 0 |
| The Wilting Frogs: | 3 |
| Dollar Fourty: | 0 |
| Survival Squadron: | 2 |
| The Slippery Woodpecker: | 0 |
| The Mighty Redhead (and his wife): | 0 |
| Mitchapalooza: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 9 |
|
| Which franchise will finish with the worst record? |
|---|
| Queen City Hogkillers: | 1 |
| Woody's Warriors: | 0 |
| LipsmackerZ: | 0 |
| Axis of Evil: | 6 |
| The Griffin Franchise: | 0 |
| South of the Border Trustees: | 0 |
| team to be named later: | 0 |
| W T F ?: | 0 |
| Dye Modell: | 0 |
| Pauly's Revenge: | 0 |
| The Wilting Frogs: | 0 |
| Dollar Fourty: | 0 |
| Inflated and Overrated: | 0 |
| The Slippery Woodpecker: | 0 |
| The Mighty Redhead (and his wife): | 0 |
| Mitchapalooza: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 8 |
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