| What is the grammatically correct mascot name for Lakeview? |
|---|
| Oskies: | 2 |
| Oskis: | 1 |
| Oska (it's Latin): | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 3 |
|
| Which Pember Conference owner is the biggest dink? |
|---|
| Rob Allan (annoying big mouth): | 1 |
| Bruce Taylor (the league's Mr. Magoo): | 0 |
| Stuart Eskenazi (annoying big mouth): | 0 |
| Cal Jackson (can't even name his own team): | 0 |
| Mike Visaya (annoying big mouth): | 0 |
| tie between two or more: | 2 |
| where's the Schenk option?: | 2 |
| Total Votes: | 5 |
|
| Which team will win Krohn Bowl XX? |
|---|
| Spokane Pandas: | 3 |
| Cal's Bears: | 1 |
| Dunno / Don't Care: | 0 |
| Can't answer until I know if Tony Schenk is a consultant for one of the teams.: | 3 |
| Total Votes: | 7 |
|
| Who will make the most transactions in 2006? |
|---|
| Wolverhampton: | 4 |
| Crawford: | 2 |
| Lewiston: | 1 |
| Hutton-Tokyo-Cal-Belltown (combined): | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 7 |
|
| How many waiver moves will Hutton make in 2006? |
|---|
| zero: | 2 |
| one: | 4 |
| more than one: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 7 |
|
| How many kickers will Rob pay $2-plus for at next year's auction? |
|---|
| zero: | 1 |
| one: | 0 |
| two: | 3 |
| three or more: | 1 |
| can't answer until I know if Tony Schenk will be in the league.: | 2 |
| Total Votes: | 7 |
|
| Receiver who'll earn the highest DFL salary next year? |
|---|
| Randy Moss: | 0 |
| Marvin Harrison: | 1 |
| Steve Smith: | 0 |
| Chad Johnson: | 1 |
| Terrell Owens: | 1 |
| I can't answer until I know if Tony Schenk will return to the league.: | 4 |
| Total Votes: | 7 |
|
| What wild-card team has the best chance to win it all? |
|---|
| Crawford: | 2 |
| Hutton: | 3 |
| Boner Pass: | 1 |
| Spokane: | 2 |
| Total Votes: | 8 |
|
| Who is the Lucille Trenor Stooge of the Year for 2005? |
|---|
| Mike Gilmore, Tokyo: | 1 |
| Rob Allan, Wolverhampton: | 3 |
| Stuart Eskenazi, Green River: | 2 |
| Nick Rousso, Belltown: | 2 |
| other: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 8 |
|
| Owner most likely to go 10 years without winning a playoff game? |
|---|
| Gilmore: | 1 |
| Russo: | 3 |
| Visaya and the friend of his: | 2 |
| Eskenazi: | 1 |
| Strom: | 1 |
| one of the Allan boys: | 0 |
| Taylor: | 0 |
| Team Ryan: | 0 |
| Dunno / don't care: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 8 |
|
| Worst retired franchise name (among current owners)? |
|---|
| Shoreline Irregulars: | 0 |
| Wallingford Wandering Privates: | 0 |
| Hanford Fuckups: | 1 |
| Howdy Gunball: | 5 |
| Dick's Crust: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 7 |
|
| Best retired DFL franchise name? |
|---|
| Bellevue Jive-Mongers: | 2 |
| Ballard Meteors: | 0 |
| Butte Holes: | 5 |
| Total Votes: | 7 |
|
| What upcoming NFL event will Ian totally have seen coming? |
|---|
| Thomas Jones retires to play baseball - "That's why I never draft players from Chicago": | 0 |
| Shaun Alexander injured in car accident - "No duh. It was just a matter of time before that viaduct collapsed": | 0 |
| Carson Palmer arrested for kidnapping - "Uh, hello. His name is an anagram for 'ransom placer'": | 1 |
| Mark Brunell fails drug test - "What? Am I the only one who used to do lines with him behind Tubby Graves?": | 5 |
| Total Votes: | 6 |
|
| Who was a more significant fantasy player? |
|---|
| QB Brian Griese, Lewiston: | 0 |
| WR Robert Ferguson, Crawford: | 1 |
| Not interested in Ian-Mike pissing match: | 5 |
| Total Votes: | 6 |
|
| How much would you pay for Donovan McNabb today? |
|---|
| $0: | 3 |
| $1: | 0 |
| $2: | 0 |
| $3: | 0 |
| $4: | 2 |
| $1 more than whatever Rob bid: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 6 |
|
| Who is least worthy of a DFL roster spot ? |
|---|
| RB Travis Henry, Tokyo: | 1 |
| TE Ryan Hannam, Cal: | 2 |
| WR Antonio Chatman, Crawford: | 1 |
| WR-KR Dante Hall, Wolverhampton: | 3 |
| WR Doug Gabriel, Donner Pass: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 7 |
|
| Minimum-wage player that you would most like to have? |
|---|
| Drew Bledsoe, Hutton: | 0 |
| Santana Moss, Green River: | 3 |
| Neil Rackers, Crawford: | 4 |
| Plaxico Burress, Hutton: | 1 |
| Randy McMichael, Tokyo: | 0 |
| Keenan McCardell, Spokane: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 8 |
|
| Which team is more likely to win Krohn Bowl XX? |
|---|
| Crawford (6-3): | 5 |
| Wolverhampton (3-5-1): | 2 |
| Total Votes: | 7 |
|
| With Holmes, TO and Deuce now out, how many wins will Crawford finish with? |
|---|
| 6 wins: | 1 |
| 7 wins: | 1 |
| 8 wins: | 2 |
| Don't care / not very many: | 3 |
| Total Votes: | 7 |
|
| Which of the 4 remaining players from Crawford's draft day roster will be the next to go? |
|---|
| Trent Green: | 0 |
| Willie Parker: | 3 |
| Lamont Jordan: | 2 |
| Jeremy Shockey: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 6 |
|
| Who is the DFL's all-time Mr. Bland? |
|---|
| Scott Kirklin, Lacey: | 0 |
| Mike Gilmore, Tokyo: | 1 |
| Neil McPerson, Coupeville: | 1 |
| That guy who comes to the draft with Visaya: | 2 |
| Other: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 5 |
|
| Who is the DFL's best trash talker? |
|---|
| Rob Allan, Wolverhampton: | 1 |
| Stuart Eskenazi, Green River: | 1 |
| Mike Visaya, Crawford: | 3 |
| one of the 7 other guys: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 6 |
|
| How many games will the Cattle-frauds lose this year? |
|---|
| 0 - Go ahead and C.T.C.: | 1 |
| 1: | 2 |
| 2: | 1 |
| 3: | 3 |
| Total Votes: | 7 |
|
| Best free agent quarterback pickup this year? |
|---|
| Ben Roethlisberger, Lewiston: | 2 |
| Mark Brunell, Crawford: | 5 |
| Daunte Culpepper, Green River: | 0 |
| Byron Leftwich, Lewiston: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 7 |
|
| Best free agent pickup this year? |
|---|
| Keenan McCardell, Spokane: | 2 |
| Joe Jurevicius, Donner Pass: | 4 |
| Total Votes: | 6 |
|
| What team is currently leading the Pember Conference? |
|---|
| Cal / Lakeview / Lakeshore / Olympia: | 0 |
| Green River: | 0 |
| Crawford: | 4 |
| Spokane: | 0 |
| Wolverhampton: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 5 |
|
| How many teams with losing records will make the playoffs? |
|---|
| none: | 1 |
| one: | 2 |
| two: | 3 |
| three: | 1 |
| not sure: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 7 |
|
| In 2006, how many of the 10 DFL teams should make the playoffs? |
|---|
| Four: | 0 |
| Five: | 1 |
| Six: | 5 |
| Total Votes: | 6 |
|
| Which team will regret the Cadillac for Hasselbust trade? |
|---|
| Spokane (traded away Cadillac Williams): | 2 |
| Green River (traded away Hasselbeck): | 3 |
| Neither player will be significant: | 0 |
| It's a win-win trade: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 6 |
|
| Who will be the best QB the rest of the way? |
|---|
| Carson Palmer, Belltown: | 0 |
| Daunte Culpepper, Donner Pass: | 2 |
| Donovan McNabb, Tokyo: | 2 |
| Peyton Manning, Hutton: | 1 |
| Marc Bulger, Wolverhampton: | 0 |
| Tom Brady, Wolverhampton: | 0 |
| Kerry Collins, Green River: | 0 |
| Aaron Brooks, Spokane: | 2 |
| Brett Favre, Cal-Olympia-Lakeview-Wilson High: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 7 |
|
| Best waiver move by Boner Pass this season? |
|---|
| Sign Michael Bennett and cut Matt Jones.: | 1 |
| Sign Ron Dayne and cut Greg Lewis.: | 3 |
| Re-sign Matt Jones and cut Keary Colbert.: | 0 |
| Re-sign Greg Lewis and cut Brandon Lloyd.: | 2 |
| Total Votes: | 6 |
|
| How many games will the Washington Huskies win this year? |
|---|
| one: | 0 |
| two: | 0 |
| three: | 5 |
| four: | 2 |
| five or more: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 8 |
|
| How many of the three wild-card berths will be filled by Pember Conference teams? |
|---|
| zero: | 1 |
| one: | 3 |
| two: | 1 |
| three: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 5 |
|
| Steal of the auction? |
|---|
| $4 Carson Palmer, Belltown: | 1 |
| $2 Willie Parker, Crawford: | 2 |
| $2 Stephen Davis, Lewiston: | 3 |
| $8 Brian Westbrook, Wolverhampton: | 0 |
| $8 Tiki Barber, Cal / Lakeview / whatever: | 0 |
| $1 Randy McMichael, Tokyo: | 0 |
| $1 Santana Moss, Green River: | 1 |
| other: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 7 |
|
| Worst buy among high-priced players? |
|---|
| $24 Daunte Culpepper: | 5 |
| $19 Mike Anderson: | 2 |
| $27 Priest Holmes: | 0 |
| other: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 7 |
|
| Which team will win the Pember Conference title? |
|---|
| Spokane: | 0 |
| Green River: | 1 |
| Wolverhampton: | 1 |
| Lakeview: | 1 |
| Crawford: | 2 |
| Total Votes: | 5 |
|
| Which team will win the Yerxa Conference title? |
|---|
| Donner Pass: | 1 |
| Lewiston: | 0 |
| Tokyo: | 3 |
| Hutton: | 1 |
| Tokyo: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 5 |
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