Buckeyes
| Starters |
| Brees, Drew NOS QB | 2.40 |
| Delhomme, Jake CAR QB | 18.15 |
| Dunn, Warrick ATL RB | 5.90 |
| Burress, Plaxico NYG WR | 25.80 |
| Holt, Torry STL WR | 8.20 |
| Stallworth, Donte' NOS WR | 12.10 |
| Cooley, Chris WAS TE | 2.80 |
| Elam, Jason DEN PK | 3.00 |
| Panthers, Carolina CAR Def | 22.00 |
| Starter Total: | 100.35 |
| Potential Points: |
115.15 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
87.1% |
| Non-Starters |
| Brown, Chris TEN RB | 0 |
| Westbrook, Brian PHI RB | 0 |
| Jenkins, Michael ATL WR | 10.00 |
| Randle El, Antwaan WAS WR | 2.40 |
| Stokley, Brandon IND WR | 0 |
| Conwell, Ernie NOS TE | 0 |
| Franks, Bubba GBP TE | 0 |
| Mare, Olindo MIA PK | 16.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 28.40 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 128.75 |
|
Ground Attack
| Starters |
| Boller, Kyle BAL QB | 5.95 |
| Jackson, Steven STL RB | 0 |
| Moats, Ryan PHI RB | 5.70 |
| Taylor, Fred JAC RB | 0 |
| Branch, Deion NEP WR | 9.90 |
| Evans, Lee BUF WR | 7.60 |
| Shockey, Jeremy NYG TE | 0 |
| Rackers, Neil ARI PK | 8.00 |
| Bengals, Cincinnati CIN Def | 1.00 |
| Starter Total: | 38.15 |
| Potential Points: |
147.85 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
25.8% |
| Non-Starters |
| Collins, Kerry FA QB | 30.55 |
| Garrard, David JAC QB | 6.40 |
| Davis, Domanick HOU RB | 0 |
| Houston, Cedric NYJ RB | 13.10 |
| Wells, Jonathan HOU RB | 0 |
| Bryant, Antonio SFO WR | 27.30 |
| Moss, Randy OAK WR | 32.60 |
| Wilkins, Jeff STL PK | 9.00 |
| Ravens, Baltimore BAL Def | 19.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 137.95 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 176.10 |
|
The Ambiguously Gay Football Team
| Starters |
| Palmer, Carson CIN QB | 2.70 |
| Johnson, Rudi CIN RB | 2.80 |
| Tomlinson, Ladainian SDC RB | 16.60 |
| Williams, Ricky MIA RB | 16.80 |
| Porter, Jerry OAK WR | 13.60 |
| Smith, Steve CAR WR | 30.80 |
| Crumpler, Alge ATL TE | 4.10 |
| Kaeding, Nate SDC PK | 1.00 |
| Bears, Chicago CHI Def | 0.00 |
| Starter Total: | 88.4 |
| Potential Points: |
126.4 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
69.9% |
| Non-Starters |
| Grossman, Rex CHI QB | 0 |
| Droughns, Reuben CLE RB | 5.50 |
| Jones, Julius DAL RB | 5.50 |
| Lewis, Jamal BAL RB | 14.80 |
| Harrison, Marvin IND WR | 3.90 |
| Jackson, Darrell SEA WR | 0 |
| Williams, Roy DET WR | 12.10 |
| Lindell, Rian BUF PK | 16.00 |
| Steelers, Pittsburgh PIT Def | 11.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 68.80 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 157.20 |
|
Angie Ninja Warriors
| Starters |
| Frerotte, Gus STL QB | 17.85 |
| Brown, Ronnie MIA RB | 5.40 |
| Portis, Clinton WAS RB | 24.70 |
| Coles, Laveranues NYJ WR | 11.90 |
| Houshmandzadeh, T.J. CIN WR | 5.90 |
| Johnson, Chad CIN WR | 10.10 |
| Witten, Jason DAL TE | 15.00 |
| Janikowski, Sebastian OAK PK | 3.00 |
| Dolphins, Miami MIA Def | 5.00 |
| Starter Total: | 98.85 |
| Potential Points: |
144.25 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
68.5% |
| Non-Starters |
| Brooks, Aaron OAK QB | 0 |
| Fitzpatrick, Ryan STL QB | 0 |
| Plummer, Jake DEN QB | 4.55 |
| Davis, Stephen FA RB | 0 |
| Foster, De'shaun CAR RB | 24.50 |
| Lewis, Greg PHI WR | 10.20 |
| Heiden, Steve CLE TE | 0 |
| Longwell, Ryan MIN PK | 11.00 |
| Buccaneers, Tampa Bay TBB Def | 19.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 69.25 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 168.10 |
|
Rush's Rowdies
| Starters |
| Brunell, Mark WAS QB | 10.95 |
| Green, Trent KCC QB | 21.20 |
| Alexander, Shaun SEA RB | 12.30 |
| Johnson, Larry KCC RB | 43.20 |
| Bruce, Isaac STL WR | 1.80 |
| Jurevicius, Joe CLE WR | 9.10 |
| Gates, Antonio SDC TE | 5.30 |
| Brown, Josh SEA PK | 6.00 |
| Falcons, Atlanta ATL Def | -2.00 |
| Starter Total: | 107.85 |
| Potential Points: |
143.6 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
75.1% |
| Non-Starters |
| Hasselbeck, Matt SEA QB | 3.80 |
| McMahon, Mike MIN QB | 18.00 |
| Barber, Marion DAL RB | 5.50 |
| Parker, Willie PIT RB | 16.20 |
| Galloway, Joey TBB WR | 19.80 |
| Glenn, Terry DAL WR | 6.40 |
| Mason, Derrick BAL WR | 10.30 |
| Wayne, Reggie IND WR | 0.00 |
| Gonzalez, Tony KCC TE | 10.90 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 90.90 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 198.75 |
|
BORON DEVIL-BEARS
| Starters |
| Bledsoe, Drew DAL QB | 13.10 |
| Vick, Michael ATL QB | 4.75 |
| Williams, Carnell TBB RB | 8.10 |
| Chambers, Chris MIA WR | 12.50 |
| Moss, Santana WAS WR | 12.30 |
| Ward, Hines PIT WR | 5.00 |
| Miller, Heath PIT TE | 9.20 |
| Graham, Shayne CIN PK | 4.00 |
| Colts, Indianapolis IND Def | 10.00 |
| Starter Total: | 78.95 |
| Potential Points: |
107.1 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
73.7% |
| Non-Starters |
| Carr, David HOU QB | 2.05 |
| McNair, Steve TEN QB | 0 |
| Bell, Tatum DEN RB | 23.20 |
| Jones, Thomas CHI RB | 6.20 |
| Johnson, Keyshawn CAR WR | 13.70 |
| Muhammad, Muhsin CHI WR | 0 |
| Clark, Dallas IND TE | 0.00 |
| Reed, Jeff PIT PK | 5.00 |
| Giants, New York NYG Def | 3.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 53.15 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 132.10 |
|
Big Al's Midnight Riders
| Starters |
| Manning, Eli NYG QB | 16.20 |
| Roethlisberger, Ben PIT QB | 11.25 |
| Barber, Tiki NYG RB | 40.30 |
| Dillon, Corey NEP RB | 0 |
| Boldin, Anquan ARI WR | 16.10 |
| Fitzgerald, Larry ARI WR | 20.00 |
| Heap, Todd BAL TE | 4.20 |
| Feely, Jay NYG PK | 13.00 |
| Patriots, New England NEP Def | 2.00 |
| Starter Total: | 123.05 |
| Potential Points: |
165.15 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
74.5% |
| Non-Starters |
| Manning, Peyton IND QB | 0.25 |
| Martin, Jamie STL QB | 7.90 |
| Faulk, Kevin NEP RB | 1.20 |
| Faulk, Marshall STL RB | 5.40 |
| Jordan, Lamont OAK RB | 0 |
| Turner, Michael SDC RB | 0.00 |
| Toomer, Amani NYG WR | 0.00 |
| Troupe, Ben TEN TE | 23.90 |
| Broncos, Denver DEN Def | 19.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 57.65 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 180.70 |
|
Rudy's Killer Chows
| Starters |
| Dilfer, Trent CLE QB | 0 |
| Favre, Brett GBP QB | 14.95 |
| James, Edgerrin IND RB | 0 |
| Driver, Donald GBP WR | 17.80 |
| McCardell, Keenan SDC WR | 11.10 |
| McMichael, Randy MIA TE | 8.50 |
| Stevens, Jerramy SEA TE | 0.00 |
| Vanderjagt, Mike DAL PK | 6.00 |
| Jaguars, Jacksonville JAC Def | 8.00 |
| Starter Total: | 66.35 |
| Potential Points: |
109 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
60.9% |
| Non-Starters |
| Brady, Tom NEP QB | 5.05 |
| Anderson, Mike BAL RB | 0 |
| Barlow, Kevan SFO RB | 0 |
| McGahee, Willis BUF RB | 15.50 |
| Pass, Patrick NEP RB | 2.60 |
| Kennison, Eddie KCC WR | 22.10 |
| Smith, Rod DEN WR | 2.10 |
| Bironas, Rob TEN PK | 1.00 |
| Cowboys, Dallas DAL Def | 5.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 53.35 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 119.70 |
|