*Mighty,Mighty,Meatheads
| Starters |
| Manning, Peyton IND QB | 0 |
| McGahee, Willis BUF RB | 16 |
| Chambers, Chris MIA WR | 9 |
| Parker, Eric SDC WR | 12 |
| Porter, Jerry OAK WR | 10 |
| Stallworth, Donte' NOS WR | 9 |
| Smith, L.J. PHI TE | 8 |
| Peterson, Todd ATL PK | 3 |
| Chargers, San Diego SDC Def | 8 |
| Starter Total: | 75 |
| Potential Points: |
86 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
87.2% |
| Non-Starters |
| Brunell, Mark WAS QB | 11 |
| Garrard, David JAC QB | 6 |
| Tuiasosopo, Marques OAK QB | 0 |
| Warner, Kurt ARI QB | 0 |
| Betts, Ladell WAS RB | 3 |
| Davenport, Najeh GBP RB | 0 |
| Green, Ahman GBP RB | 0 |
| Morris, Maurice SEA RB | 4 |
| Peterson, Adrian CHI RB | 7 |
| Ferguson, Robert GBP WR | 0 |
| Stokley, Brandon IND WR | 0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 31 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 106 |
|
*Killer Klowns
| Starters |
| Green, Trent KCC QB | 20 |
| Alexander, Shaun SEA RB | 14 |
| Johnson, Larry KCC RB | 40 |
| Bruce, Isaac STL WR | 0 |
| Evans, Lee BUF WR | 5 |
| Williams, Roy DET WR | 9 |
| Witten, Jason DAL TE | 12 |
| Rackers, Neil ARI PK | 7 |
| Cowboys, Dallas DAL Def | 8 |
| Starter Total: | 115 |
| Potential Points: |
145 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
79.3% |
| Non-Starters |
| Delhomme, Jake CAR QB | 17 |
| Arrington, J.J. ARI RB | 3 |
| Gore, Frank SFO RB | 14 |
| Holmes, Priest KCC RB | 0 |
| Morency, Vernand HOU RB | 21 |
| Brown, Reggie PHI WR | 20 |
| Engram, Bobby SEA WR | 4 |
| Jurevicius, Joe CLE WR | 7 |
| Mason, Derrick BAL WR | 8 |
| Walker, Javon GBP WR | 0 |
| Heiden, Steve CLE TE | 0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 94 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 209 |
|
*DT58
| Starters |
| Bledsoe, Drew DAL QB | 16 |
| Dillon, Corey NEP RB | 0 |
| Jones, Thomas CHI RB | 7 |
| Booker, Marty MIA WR | 16 |
| Clayton, Mark BAL WR | 2 |
| Wayne, Reggie IND WR | 0 |
| Shockey, Jeremy NYG TE | 0 |
| Brown, Josh SEA PK | 5 |
| Eagles, Philadelphia PHI Def | 6 |
| Starter Total: | 52 |
| Potential Points: |
100 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
52.0% |
| Non-Starters |
| Johnson, Brad MIN QB | 22 |
| Benson, Cedric CHI RB | 3 |
| Brown, Chris TEN RB | 0 |
| Burleson, Nate SEA WR | 9 |
| Calico, Tyrone TEN WR | 0 |
| Cotchery, Jerricho NYJ WR | 4 |
| White, Roddy ATL WR | 11 |
| Williams, Reggie JAC WR | 7 |
| Troupe, Ben TEN TE | 17 |
| Watson, Ben NEP TE | 9 |
| Falcons, Atlanta ATL Def | 1 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 83 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 135 |
|
The Slobberknockers
| Starters |
| Vick, Michael ATL QB | 5 |
| Droughns, Reuben CLE RB | 5 |
| Jackson, Steven STL RB | 0 |
| Fitzgerald, Larry ARI WR | 16 |
| Robinson, Koren MIN WR | 0 |
| Smith, Jimmy JAC WR | 6 |
| Pollard, Marcus DET TE | 12 |
| Ravens, Baltimore BAL Def | 18 |
| Starter Total: | 62 |
| Potential Points: |
109 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
56.9% |
| Non-Starters |
| Leftwich, Byron JAC QB | 0 |
| Simms, Chris TBB QB | 16 |
| Anderson, Mike BAL RB | 0 |
| Barlow, Kevan SFO RB | 0 |
| Bell, Tatum DEN RB | 21 |
| Smith, Onterrio MIN RB | 0 |
| Williams, Carnell TBB RB | 10 |
| Williams, Ricky MIA RB | 17 |
| Clayton, Michael TBB WR | 0 |
| Jackson, Vincent SDC WR | 0 |
| Toomer, Amani NYG WR | 0 |
| Elam, Jason DEN PK | 3 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 67 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 129 |
|
*Rodents of Unusual Size
| Starters |
| Frye, Charlie CLE QB | 14 |
| Duckett, T.J. ATL RB | 2 |
| Taylor, Fred JAC RB | 0 |
| Johnson, Andre HOU WR | 0 |
| Johnson, Keyshawn CAR WR | 11 |
| Ward, Hines PIT WR | 4 |
| McMichael, Randy MIA TE | 5 |
| Edinger, Paul MIN PK | 11 |
| Dolphins, Miami MIA Def | 10 |
| Starter Total: | 57 |
| Potential Points: |
90 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
63.3% |
| Non-Starters |
| McCown, Josh DET QB | 23 |
| McNabb, Donovan PHI QB | 0 |
| Smith, Alex SFO QB | 14 |
| Martin, Curtis NYJ RB | 0 |
| Coles, Laveranues NYJ WR | 9 |
| Jenkins, Michael ATL WR | 8 |
| Jones, Matt JAC WR | 11 |
| Lewis, Greg PHI WR | 8 |
| Rogers, Charles DET WR | 0 |
| Williams, Roydell TEN WR | 0 |
| Lee, Donald GBP TE | 2 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 75 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 132 |
|
*Misfits
| Starters |
| Plummer, Jake DEN QB | 4 |
| Johnson, Rudi CIN RB | 2 |
| Horn, Joe NOS WR | 1 |
| Lloyd, Brandon WAS WR | 11 |
| Moss, Santana WAS WR | 10 |
| Muhammad, Muhsin CHI WR | 0 |
| Heap, Todd BAL TE | 3 |
| Janikowski, Sebastian OAK PK | 3 |
| Steelers, Pittsburgh PIT Def | 12 |
| Starter Total: | 46 |
| Potential Points: |
63 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
73.0% |
| Non-Starters |
| Brooks, Aaron OAK QB | 0 |
| Losman, J.P. BUF QB | 0 |
| Green, William CLE RB | 0 |
| Moats, Ryan PHI RB | 3 |
| Perry, Chris CIN RB | 2 |
| Shipp, Marcel ARI RB | 8 |
| Westbrook, Brian PHI RB | 0 |
| Parrish, Roscoe BUF WR | 9 |
| Randle El, Antwaan WAS WR | 1 |
| Franks, Bubba GBP TE | 0 |
| Kaeding, Nate SDC PK | 1 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 24 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 70 |
|
*C.T.H.
| Starters |
| Favre, Brett GBP QB | 17 |
| Brown, Ronnie MIA RB | 4 |
| Davis, Domanick HOU RB | 0 |
| Kennison, Eddie KCC WR | 18 |
| Moss, Randy OAK WR | 24 |
| Smith, Rod DEN WR | 1 |
| Crumpler, Alge ATL TE | 3 |
| Vanderjagt, Mike DAL PK | 5 |
| Redskins, Washington WAS Def | 17 |
| Starter Total: | 89 |
| Potential Points: |
90 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
98.9% |
| Non-Starters |
| Brees, Drew NOS QB | 3 |
| Rivers, Philip SDC QB | 5 |
| Blaylock, Derrick NYJ RB | 1 |
| Davis, Stephen FA RB | 0 |
| Robinson, Marcus MIN WR | 0 |
| Tyree, David NYG WR | 0 |
| Baker, Chris NYJ TE | 0 |
| Putzier, Jeb HOU TE | 0 |
| Reed, Jeff PIT PK | 5 |
| Colts, Indianapolis IND Def | 5 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 19 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 108 |
|
*DoCoMo7
| Starters |
| Carr, David HOU QB | 0 |
| Parker, Willie PIT RB | 16 |
| Boldin, Anquan ARI WR | 12 |
| Burress, Plaxico NYG WR | 19 |
| Holt, Torry STL WR | 6 |
| Houshmandzadeh, T.J. CIN WR | 3 |
| Clark, Dallas IND TE | 0 |
| Vinatieri, Adam IND PK | 7 |
| Broncos, Denver DEN Def | 16 |
| Starter Total: | 79 |
| Potential Points: |
121 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
65.3% |
| Non-Starters |
| Boller, Kyle BAL QB | 7 |
| Bulger, Marc STL QB | 0 |
| Collins, Kerry FA QB | 31 |
| Lewis, Jamal BAL RB | 13 |
| Shelton, Eric CAR RB | 0 |
| Staley, Duce PIT RB | 0 |
| Taylor, Chester MIN RB | 6 |
| Givens, David TEN WR | 1 |
| Jackson, Darrell SEA WR | 0 |
| Wilkins, Jeff STL PK | 8 |
| Buccaneers, Tampa Bay TBB Def | 16 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 82 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 161 |
|
*Judge Smails' Hat
| Starters |
| Brady, Tom NEP QB | 6 |
| Jones, Julius DAL RB | 5 |
| Portis, Clinton WAS RB | 23 |
| Bennett, Drew TEN WR | 0 |
| Curtis, Kevin STL WR | 2 |
| Smith, Steve CAR WR | 22 |
| Stevens, Jerramy SEA TE | 0 |
| Kasay, John CAR PK | 14 |
| Bengals, Cincinnati CIN Def | 3 |
| Starter Total: | 75 |
| Potential Points: |
88 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
85.2% |
| Non-Starters |
| Campbell, Jason WAS QB | 0 |
| Volek, Billy TEN QB | 15 |
| Barber, Marion DAL RB | 3 |
| Fason, Ciatrick MIN RB | 5 |
| Henry, Travis TEN RB | 5 |
| Colbert, Keary CAR WR | 2 |
| Henry, Chris CIN WR | 0 |
| Jones, Brandon TEN WR | 0 |
| Roby, Courtney TEN WR | 0 |
| Williamson, Troy MIN WR | 2 |
| Smith, Alex TBB TE | 2 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 34 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 109 |
|
I Love Me Some ME!!
| Starters |
| Foster, De'shaun CAR RB | 22 |
| Jordan, Lamont OAK RB | 0 |
| Branch, Deion NEP WR | 7 |
| Johnson, Chad CIN WR | 7 |
| Miller, Heath PIT TE | 7 |
| Scobee, Josh JAC PK | 10 |
| Panthers, Carolina CAR Def | 20 |
| Starter Total: | 73 |
| Potential Points: |
87 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
83.9% |
| Non-Starters |
| Culpepper, Daunte MIA QB | 0 |
| Roethlisberger, Ben PIT QB | 10 |
| James, Edgerrin IND RB | 0 |
| Rhodes, Dominic IND RB | 4 |
| Owens, Terrell DAL WR | 0 |
| Williams, Mike DET WR | 0 |
| Winslow, Kellen CLE TE | 0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 14 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 87 |
|
*Bums..........With Baggage
| Starters |
| Hasselbeck, Matt SEA QB | 3 |
| Barber, Tiki NYG RB | 36 |
| Tomlinson, Ladainian SDC RB | 15 |
| Bryant, Antonio SFO WR | 21 |
| McCardell, Keenan SDC WR | 8 |
| Moulds, Eric HOU WR | 18 |
| Gonzalez, Tony KCC TE | 7 |
| Feely, Jay NYG PK | 12 |
| Jaguars, Jacksonville JAC Def | 7 |
| Starter Total: | 127 |
| Potential Points: |
131 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
96.9% |
| Non-Starters |
| McNair, Steve TEN QB | 0 |
| Dunn, Warrick ATL RB | 4 |
| Houston, Cedric NYJ RB | 11 |
| Jacobs, Brandon NYG RB | 6 |
| Jones, Greg JAC RB | 0 |
| Suggs, Lee CLE RB | 0 |
| Turner, Michael SDC RB | 0 |
| Hall, Dante KCC WR | 8 |
| Harrison, Marvin IND WR | 2 |
| Tynes, Lawrence KCC PK | 13 |
| Seahawks, Seattle SEA Def | 10 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 54 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 181 |
|
*SteamRollers
| Starters |
| Palmer, Carson CIN QB | 2 |
| Bettis, Jerome FA RB | 20 |
| Gado, Samkon GBP RB | 0 |
| Driver, Donald GBP WR | 14 |
| Galloway, Joey TBB WR | 15 |
| Glenn, Terry DAL WR | 5 |
| Gates, Antonio SDC TE | 3 |
| Graham, Shayne CIN PK | 3 |
| Bears, Chicago CHI Def | 0 |
| Starter Total: | 62 |
| Potential Points: |
96 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
64.6% |
| Non-Starters |
| Manning, Eli NYG QB | 14 |
| Bennett, Michael NOS RB | 16 |
| Jones, Kevin DET RB | 8 |
| McAllister, Deuce NOS RB | 0 |
| Moore, Mewelde MIN RB | 17 |
| Smith, Antowain NOS RB | 6 |
| Edwards, Braylon CLE WR | 0 |
| Lelie, Ashley DEN WR | 2 |
| McCareins, Justin NYJ WR | 2 |
| Wilford, Ernest JAC WR | 10 |
| Cooley, Chris WAS TE | 1 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 76 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 138 |
|