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Topic Michigan League 7 Message Board / This is awesome, but rude. (29 hits)

*Rodents of Unusual Size Date Tue Apr 18 11:34:23 p.m. ET 2006
Gotta love the Onion.

Packers to Favre:  "Take Your Time, Asshole."

Ashwaubenon, WI - Green Bay Packers front office officials have informed three time MVP Brett Favre they can wait for his decision on whether or not he's planning to retire for "as long as it fucking takes."  "This is a big decision for Brett Favre, and we can't deny he's been the heart and soul of our team, the most important Packer, the most important person in America, and the center of the whole entire universe,"  Packer general manager Ted Thompson said Tuesday.  "It's not like we had any major decisions that all hinge on whether or not he's returning, after all.  We'll just ride around on our lawn tractors on our farm in Mississippi while we wait for him to make up his goddamn mind."  Favre would not say when he might announce his decision, admitting that he was "too much in awe of what Mr. Brilliant Genius Thompson did with the 4-12 Packers last year" to commit one way or anohter.

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