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| Lady Chatterly's Lovers | 
Date Tue Dec 27 2:38:51 a.m. ET 2005
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| OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OBVIOUSLY NOW IS NOT A GOOD TIME... |
| Lady Chatterly's Lovers |
Date Wed Jan 4 3:16:33 p.m. ET 2006
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| I really don't know if anyone still reads this, but I need to say something. Our season ended so long ago and yet I havn't had a chance to express how euphoric we all are! We have been lying in bed for over a week now! Our celebration has lasted longer than the three of us could have ever dreamed. We began by taking the sheets off of our water bed and rubbing down the rubber outer shell with oil. The surface became a sort of slippery love making oasis. Once we all made our way to the bed we were covered in the oil and sliding amongst oursleves like we were all one being. It was impossible to get a grip on each other and that made things so frustrating...yet rewarding. We have been going from our home-made slippery love cruise to the shower and back over and over and over again! Just when we would think we were worn out someone would yell out Fantasy Bowl Champions!!!! Then it would all start again. Between the slippery surface, three hungry participants and all of our toys I have to say this was the most unbelievable love making session of my life! My two gentlemen are finally worn out. In fact they have now been sleeping for over a day in a half. You could say I wore them down, but that would be almost as big an understatement as saying we only won 11 games in a row! Our love proved that if three people believe in each other and belive in a common goal anything is possible. We started off as the worst team and ended as the best. With an 11 game winning streak heading into next year what else is possible. Could we possibly push the streak to 27 straight? Who knows...but I will tell you this, love is everything. I would personally like to thank all of you for letting us come into your lives. It has been an honor. Love Always, The Young Lady of Chatterly |
| LTP |
Date Thu Jan 5 6:55:47 a.m. ET 2006
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| See, money can excite any slut. Have great off-season1 LTP |
| Bonecrushers |
Date Sun Jan 8 11:55:03 a.m. ET 2006
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| Hey BEATCH! You need to take a deep breath. Come up for air and wipe the Jergens out of your eyes long enough to read the scoreboard. ConnQuest just kicked your ass! That'll put a boner in your 27 straight!! Crushers |
| Lady Chatterly's Lovers |
Date Mon Jan 9 8:33:27 a.m. ET 2006
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| Since we lost to a team that isn't in our league, on a week that we weren't supposed to be playing and most importantly to a team that does not use our draft format the loss will not count towards EEFL records. |
| Jester X |
Date Mon Jan 30 6:10:54 p.m. ET 2006
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| Oh would you just shut the fuck up! |