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| Lady Chatterly's Lovers | 
Date Wed Dec 14 3:24:18 p.m. ET 2005
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| She has planned something so special for our tenth straight victory that even we feel uncomfortable sharing it with the public. Let us only hope that we can pick the right players to continue the streak and make her happy. We love her dearly...She is everything!! |
| Psychedelic B's |
Date Wed Dec 14 4:05:23 p.m. ET 2005
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| The only thing she has planned to share with you two is a nice case of herpes with a side of ghonorrea. I heard her snatch looks like an Iraque Minefield, everywhere you touch is a violent explosion and not a good one. Rumor has it that you have to tie a board to your ass so you don't fall in. Your 10th victory will not be at the expense of the B's. I see a bottle of anal lube and blow up sheep in your future..If you can't find the sheep, ask Kuratko, you can barrow his!! The ladies "Daddy!" |
| Black Diamond |
Date Wed Dec 14 6:33:25 p.m. ET 2005
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| Iraque ????????????????????? Don't you mean " Iraqi " . . . been under a rock for the last three years ???? |
| Black Diamond |
Date Wed Dec 14 6:34:19 p.m. ET 2005
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| Iraque ????????????????????? Don't you mean " Iraqi " . . . been under a rock for the last three years ???? Disturbing, very disturbing. |
| Psychedelic B's |
Date Wed Dec 14 7:16:13 p.m. ET 2005
Edited Wed Dec 14 8:02:55 p.m. ET 2005
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| Black Diamond:> Iraque ????????????????????? I'll tell you what, seeing that you don't have to put in line-ups anymore, since you LOST. You can be my official spellchecker!! Maybe I should call for a press conference and announce it!! I can just see the headlines..."Nunney becomes B's Bitch, oops, Spellchecker!" |
| Lady Chatterly's Lovers |
Date Thu Dec 15 9:20:49 a.m. ET 2005
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| Here we go again with the hostility. How dare anyone call into question the cleanliness of our lovely lady. She begins and ends each day with a warm bath in which she cleans every area. We found the young lady in a chateau in Paris many years ago. We were there on holiday and became good friends with her father. Following many days spent with him he gave her to us as a gift. He was sad to see her go, but extremely happy that two veril young men would be taking care of her. Her body had been untouched and was completely pure. She has stayed true to us all these years as we have to her. The three of us continue to stay in a love making cocoon that includes only us and our toys. The implication that she is anyone's bitch is unbelievably offensive to us. She has made our lives so wonderful and given us so much to be thankful for this holiday season that we must defend her honor. I wonder if the perpetrator of the horrible remarks against her would be willing to put up his 80 some points per game average against ours in a side-bet. We've only won 9 straight, we've only averaged over 100 points during that stretch, we've only gotton stronger and stronger over the course of the last two months, we've only taken every challenge presented to us and achieved victory and we've only formulated something that any man could be proud to present to his lady. We love her and will defend her always, but especially this weekend! |
| Psychedelic B's |
Date Thu Dec 15 12:58:34 p.m. ET 2005
Edited Thu Dec 15 1:08:13 p.m. ET 2005
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| First of all, Boys..The words Paris and clean should never be used in the same sentence. That bitch probably has so much hair you'd have to prune her nether regions with a hedge clipper!! I bet when she pulls off her sexy plaid nightgown it looks like Ben Wallace was hiding in her panties. Also, if wonder Dad gave her to you two "veril" young man, you can be sure of two things. One, that tramp has been tapped more times than any E.9th & Prospect street walker. Two, Daddy gave a new meaning to the Father/Daughter relationship. I'll put my 80 pts. up against your high scoring squad, you name the bet..Just remember, I've already taken out the top 2 seeds with my underachieving, injury prone squad..Who knows, Larry Johnson gets shut down and your back to the 0-5, 70 pt. squad you were!! By the way, when your doing the double penetration thing, it doesn't mean your finger and tongue up your boyfriends ass!! Tell your lady to quit calling me, I stopped doing charity work in college, The Daddy!! |
| Lady Chatterly's Lovers |
Date Thu Dec 15 2:45:31 p.m. ET 2005
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| As for where things go in the bedroom that's our little secret, but let's just say when you order surf and turf at a 5 star restaurant you don't ask for a doggy bag. As far as our wager what are you thinking? I know we wouldn't run from an all or nothing game for the winnings. |
| Psychedelic B's |
Date Thu Dec 15 6:25:43 p.m. ET 2005
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| As much as I love smack and love to wager, I'm not a stupid man. 3 weeks ago I wasn't even in the playoff picture. Now, thanks to Nunny's flame out, I'm guaranteed $150. Daddy raised a smack talker not a fool. I'll take my sure thing, with a $150 bonus if my team plays to its potential and you return to earth..I would wager team names but I see you already lost that bet. I'm sure we can come up with something before kickoff... |
| Lady Chatterly's Lovers |
Date Fri Dec 16 8:12:46 a.m. ET 2005
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| Of course I have to respect that decision. We will let the chips fall where they may, and the young lovers look forward to the possibility of winning. The Psychadelic B's are a good team that has made an unbelievable run. Much like us they have an opportunity to do something pretty special this weekend. I only hope we can live up to our lovely ladies wishes. |
| LTP |
Date Fri Dec 16 11:39:17 a.m. ET 2005
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| Why don't you wager an off-season trade. The winner gets to pick anyone they want from the others roster during the off-season. Then they have the right to keep them for next year.  LTP ps.. Wouldn't 10 straight be called a "train"?? |
| Psychedelic B's |
Date Fri Dec 16 1:34:45 p.m. ET 2005
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| LTP:> Why don't you wager an off-season trade. The I'm up for that!! 10 straight would be called a train if you played for the "U" or were on the Minnisota Vikings Love Ship!! |
| Black Diamond |
Date Fri Dec 16 9:03:08 p.m. ET 2005
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| " Minnisota " Don't you mean " Minnesota " ????? Not surprising, not surprising at all. |
| Psychedelic B's |
Date Sat Dec 17 10:36:44 a.m. ET 2005
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| Black Diamond:> " Minnisota " You still playing?? |
| Black Diamond |
Date Sat Dec 17 11:26:24 a.m. ET 2005
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| No, I'm not playing anymore, or did you forget that just like you forgot how to spell. shocking, truly shocking. By the way . . . "It's easy to continually set other owner's up for a fall and then watching them jump themselves, without really realizing it week after week." Sound familiar ?????? Probably not. Thanks, anyway. I had a fun season. |
| Psychedelic B's |
Date Sat Dec 17 1:20:05 p.m. ET 2005
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| Black Diamond:> No, I'm not playing anymore, or did you forget that "It's easy to continually set other owner's up for a fall and then watching them jump themselves, without really realizing it!! |
| Psychedelic B's |
Date Sat Dec 17 11:03:47 p.m. ET 2005
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| Black Diamond:> Thanks again, ha ha ha !! I'll tell you what, you can have all these "fake" emotional wins and I'll enjoy spending the "real" money.. |