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| By Power Pack on Sun Dec 5 12:12:29 p.m. ET 2004 |
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Welcome to another season of the award winning Soothsayer. The Soothsayer will again be focusing on the DOMMINANT conference, which of course is the Lager Conference. It's great to have all the owners back again for another year of abuse. Another regular season comes to end. Some owners are happy. Most are sad. So goes the world of Fantasy Football! We have five teams fighting for four spots to move on into SFFL postseason play. The headline game of the week is the Lori/Laurie Bowl II (i.e., lesser sex bowl II). R2R smacked the Chows around pretty good in their meeting earlier this year. Now, for the Chows, this game is for all the dog chow in the land. Lager Conference Player of the Week Honorable mention goes to Tailgators RB Willis McGahee for his 4 TDs. But, the Sooth has never seen one player carry a team like Peyton Manning is carrying the Ballbusters this year. How long can it last? Mannings six TDS on Turkey Day for the biggest turkey of them all, Mike Klaubo, is this weeks winner. Prior Winners Week 1: Ahman Green, Herkimer Hurlers Week 2: Aaron Brooks, Herkimer Hurlers Week 3: Javon Walker, Power Pack Week 4: Jerome Bettis Week 5: Daunte Cupepper, Schultz Zindulees Week 6: Daunte Cupepper, Schultz Zindulees Week 7: Priest Holmes, Fighting Chows Week 8: Peyton Manning, Sherrill Ballbusters Week 9: Antonio Gates, Pete's Wimpy Aliens Week 10: Terrell Owens, Schultz Zindulees Week 11: Brian Griese, Crash Inc. Keep flying THOSE FLAGS HIGH! Lager Conference GM Screwup of the Week Which GM made the biggest mistake that cost his team victory. Stay tuned and you'll find out each week who deserves this dubious honor! Not only did Power Pack GM Mark Maginn have to watch Stokley waltz into the endzone three times on Turkey Day (which would have easily moved them by the slumping Chows), but watching the pre game shows on Sunday, Maginn heard the report that Carson Palmer would not be able to play the entire game, so he removed Palmer from his starting lineup. Palmer proceeded to toss 4 TDs and put up 18 points. Result - Pack suffer another crushing loss. As a side note, Power Pack GM received a Christmas card from Chows GM first thing Monday morning. Prior Winners Week 1: Mark Maginn, Power Pack Week 2: Dave Gray, Skin Cancers Week 3: Simon Mijolovic, Simple Simon Week 4: Mike Schultz, Schultz Zindulees Week 5: Dave Gray, Skin Cancers Week 6: Paul Engelhart, Big Blue Wrecking Crew Week 7: Laurie Meehan, Ready 2 Rumble Week 8: Mike Schultz, Schultz Zindulees Week 9: Dave Gray, Skin Cancers Week 10: Mark Maginn, Power Pack Week 11: Mike Klaubo, Sherrill Ballbusters This Weeks Predictions Simple Simon @ Schultz Zindulees A.K.A. Jets vs. Vikings. What more can I say? Vikings by 12 Ready 2 Rumble @ Fighting Chows As hard as it is to believe, the Chows having been riding the Bears D the past couple of weeks. R2R has finally gotten some production from Westbrook. Can both teams make it to the playoffs? I can't even stand to think that thought! Ready 2 Rumble by 2 Power Pack @ Skin Cancers The Pack hasn't been the same since Favre left. Cancers have done a makeover the last few weeks. Have theny managed to hide all the scars? Skin Cancers by 8 Pet's Wicked Aliens @ Sherrill Ballbustes Aliens cut Travis Henry this week. What a trade! Is this the "Edge's" last game on the spaceship? Aliens by 14 Herkimer Hurlers @ Crash Inc. Crash Inc. puts an end to a hangover of a finish for the Hurlers. Crash Inc. by 31 Tailgators @ Big Blue Wrecking Crew Guess the Tailgators took the Sooth's challenge last week. Can they finish up on a winning note? Tailgators by 29 |
| By Power Pack on Sun Nov 28 12:48:19 p.m. ET 2004 |
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Welcome to another season of the award winning Soothsayer. The Soothsayer will again be focusing on the DOMMINANT conference, which of course is the Lager Conference. It's great to have all the owners back again for another year of abuse. OK, so the Tailgators answered the bell last week. I'll keep quiet... for now. The Chows stumbled and Ready 2 Rumble roared which makes the Labatt a dead heat. The Molson is anyones race after Crash Inc. pulled out a dramatic OT win and the Saranac race has been over for weeks. The Power Pack, Skin Cancers, Pete's Wicked Aliens and Simple Simon are toast. It's all about Thanksgiving dinners and massive alcohol consumption for the rest of the year. Lager Conference Player of the Week Ya just gotta give the award to Crash Inc. OT player Brian Griese, who scored 9 points to lead keep Crash Inc. in the playoff hunt. Prior Winners Week 1: Ahman Green, Herkimer Hurlers Week 2: Aaron Brooks, Herkimer Hurlers Week 3: Javon Walker, Power Pack Week 4: Jerome Bettis Week 5: Daunte Cupepper, Schultz Zindulees Week 6: Daunte Cupepper, Schultz Zindulees Week 7: Priest Holmes, Fighting Chows Week 8: Peyton Manning, Sherrill Ballbusters Week 9: Antonio Gates, Pete's Wimpy Aliens Week 10: Terrell Owens, Schultz Zindulees Keep flying THOSE FLAGS HIGH! Lager Conference GM Screwup of the Week Which GM made the biggest mistake that cost his team victory. Stay tuned and you'll find out each week who deserves this dubious honor! Ole McDonald had a win, ee i eeei o. He played in the game and McCareins didn't, ee i eeei o. Ballbusters lose in OT, Ballbusters GM is the Screwup of the week, eee iii eeeee iiii oooooooooo. Prior Winners Week 1: Mark Maginn, Power Pack Week 2: Dave Gray, Skin Cancers Week 3: Simon Mijolovic, Simple Simon Week 4: Mike Schultz, Schultz Zindulees Week 5: Dave Gray, Skin Cancers Week 6: Paul Engelhart, Big Blue Wrecking Crew Week 7: Laurie Meehan, Ready 2 Rumble Week 8: Mike Schultz, Schultz Zindulees Week 9: Dave Gray, Skin Cancers Week 10: Mark Maginn, Power Pack This Weeks Predictions Sherrill Ballbusters @ Herkimer Hurlers What was that sound coming from Detroit on Turkey Day? It was the Hurlers GM trying to break through "security" at the game to punch out Peyton Manning on the sidelines. Since we all know how bad security it in Detroit, how bad can the Hurlers be? Ballbusters by 19 Crash Inc. @ Pete's Wicked Aliens Crash Inc. hasn't recovered from the OT win, so as foreign as it sounds, it's ripe for an Aliens win. Aliens by 8 Schutlz Zindulees @ Tailgators Zindulees NEED this win. Can they perform under pressure? Tailgators can make a statement. Zindulees by 2 Big Blue Wrecking Crew @ Simple Simon The Bus is in and Simple Simon has him scheduled. Another spoiler win. Simple Simon by 11 Fighting Chows @ Power Pack Chows are worried, as witnessed by the Taylor pickup. They can't possibly lose to the lowly Pack, can they? Power Pac by 3 Skin Cancers @ Ready 2 Rumble It looks like the Skin Cancers are going to live to play another year in the SFFL. But what about this week? R2R by 9 |
| By Power Pack on Sun Nov 21 12:27:44 p.m. ET 2004 |
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Welcome to another season of the award winning Soothsayer. The Soothsayer will again be focusing on the DOMMINANT conference, which of course is the Lager Conference. It's great to have all the owners back again for another year of abuse. Are the Tailgator good or just flat out lucky? They are now 9-1. Pretty impressive some might say. The Sooth says just damn lucky. Twenty four teams in the SFFL. The Tailgators would have lost to 16 of these teams last week - maybe two more but the Sooth doesn't want to take the time to check tie breakers.... AND the Tailgators have had the least most points scored against them, not only in the Lager, bu all of SFFL. How far will this luck carry them? Only time will tell. The Sooth headed over to SFFL Headquaters last Sunday afternoon to watch the Vikings take on the Packers. All the football good luck charms were on display... cheeseheads, helmets, beads, footballs and a real damn ugly little Viking troll. Psssst... someone should ask Mrs. Commish to see the picture of Mr. Commish with his long goldie locks. As usual, the game end with both owners down on the floor pleading for their desired outcome. It was a great time... now the only question is what do we do about Christmas Eve? Lager Conference Player of the Week Week ten unleashed some bigs points from the QBs... Manning with 23, 'Pepper with 20, McNabb with 19. But we gotta give the player of the week to T.O. His 21 points lead the Zindulees to a much needed come from behind win. I think the pre game nooky that Owens got definintely helped his cause. Prior Winners Week 1: Ahman Green, Herkimer Hurlers Week 2: Aaron Brooks, Herkimer Hurlers Week 3: Javon Walker, Power Pack Week 4: Jerome Bettis Week 5: Daunte Cupepper, Schultz Zindulees Week 6: Daunte Cupepper, Schultz Zindulees Week 7: Priest Holmes, Fighting Chows Week 8: Peyton Manning, Sherrill Ballbusters Week 9: Antonio Gates, Pete's Wimpy Aliens Keep flying THOSE FLAGS HIGH! Lager Conference GM Screwup of the Week Which GM made the biggest mistake that cost his team victory. Stay tuned and you'll find out each week who deserves this dubious honor! Can we all agree that the Wimps GM is flat out BAD LUCK. The Power Pack make a trade for Moulds. Until the trade the Pack was moving up the standings like the smell of cheese at a Packer Game. Then alongs comes Mr. Moulds. The Pack start him two weeks in a row. The Pack lose both games. If the Pack had not made the trade and started one of their other WRs, the Pack would have won both games and would be looking sweet for a playoff spot. Now Pack GM Maginn is left shaking his head and cursing the ground that that Moulds walks on. GM screw up to Mark Maginn, Power Pack. Prior Winners Week 1: Mark Maginn, Power Pack Week 2: Dave Gray, Skin Cancers Week 3: Simon Mijolovic, Simple Simon Week 4: Mike Schultz, Schultz Zindulees Week 5: Dave Gray, Skin Cancers Week 6: Paul Engelhart, Big Blue Wrecking Crew Week 7: Laurie Meehan, Ready 2 Rumble Week 8: Mike Schultz, Schultz Zindulees Week 9: Dave Gray, Skin Cancers This Weeks Predictions Pete's Wimpy Aliens @ Herkimer Hurlers Holy Crap. The Aliens have started the all diaper team. Aliens by #2 Fighting Chows @ Skin Cancers The Chows got REAL lucky with Da Bears D last week. Me thinks the Chows will be over confident. Skin Cancers by 19 Crash Inc. @ Sherrill Ballbusters Ya know, running a close second to the Tailgators in crap luck is the Ballbusters. Speaking of crap... is that Ole McDonald now starting? Crash Inc. by 8 Tailgators @ Simple Simon OK.. I'll pick the Tailgators, maybe that way they'll lose :). Tailgators by 11 Schultz Zindulees @ Big Blue Wrecking Crew. The question I have is who did the Zindulees get for T.O before this weeks game?. Zindulees by 17 Power Pack @ Ready 2 Rumble Pack GM was out of the country for week one meeting... he probably wishes he was out of the country for this game too! R2R by 26 |
| By Power Pack on Sun Nov 14 11:47:15 a.m. ET 2004 |
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Welcome to another season of the award winning Soothsayer. The Soothsayer will again be focusing on the DOMMINANT conference, which of course is the Lager Conference. It's great to have all the owners back again for another year of abuse. The Sooth was under the weather last week, but returns primed and ready to role for this week. It looks to be anyones race as far as the playoffs go. Even the Wimpy Aliens have a chance, as slim as it might be. Dare I say that the Skin Cancers finally won a game... the Tailgators run finally came to a halt at the paws of The Chows last week. Last week ended with a flurry of trades, with the most interesting trade between Crash Inc. and BBWC. BBWC dumps McNabb, doesn't even start the guy he traded for (Hasselbeck) and watches Jack "I never met a Hurler I didn't like" Plummer lead BBWC to a win. Oh yeah, in case you didn't notice, McNabb got a big fat ZERO. Does this qualify for insider trading? Buckle your seat belts, your dog collars, your helmets, your tailgates and your toilet lids. Yup, it's going to be a great finish. Lager Conference Player of the Week Week eight's high scoring teams belonged to the LSLs, as the Chows racked up 88 points and R2R followed right on the hind quarters with 70. So, you would think that the player of the week would hail from one of these two teams. Nope. The Ballbusters Peyton Manning put up 24 points leading the Ballbusters to a win over the Power Pack. Mannings 24 points account for 56% of the teams offense. What a bunch of crap. Week nine. What a screw ball week. The previously mentioned Plummer puts up 17 points. The bench of Crash Inc. outscored his starters by 16. We had a kicker throw a TD pass. The Aliens made all the right decisions, as they has zero points on their bench. One of these "right decisions" was TE Antonio Gates, who scored 18 points in leading the Wimps to win over the slipping Zindulees. Prior Winners Week 1: Ahman Green, Herkimer Hurlers Week 2: Aaron Brooks, Herkimer Hurlers Week 3: Javon Walker, Power Pack Week 4: Jerome Bettis Week 5: Daunte Cupepper, Schultz Zindulees Week 6: Daunte Cupepper, Schultz Zindulees Week 7: Priest Holmes, Fighting Chows Week 8: Peyton Manning, Sherrill Ballbusters Keep flying THOSE FLAGS HIGH! Lager Conference GM Screwup of the Week Which GM made the biggest mistake that cost his team victory. Stay tuned and you'll find out each week who deserves this dubious honor! There is NO question on who the award goes to for week eight. The first team to lose to the winless Skin Cancers is automatically declared the winner, hands down. Just goes to show ya, that hard headed Viking mentality will cost you every time. Take a bow, Mike Schultz. Week nine. Was the win in week eight by the Skin Cancers to much for GM Dave Gray? The Cancers started a player on a bye week and another player who was out with injury. Dave Dave Dave... Just when the doctors start to give some hope to friends and family look what you go and do. Prior Winners Week 1: Mark Maginn, Power Pack Week 2: Dave Gray, Skin Cancers Week 3: Simon Mijolovic, Simple Simon Week 4: Mike Schultz, Schultz Zindulees Week 5: Dave Gray, Skin Cancers Week 6: Paul Engelhart, Big Blue Wrecking Crew Week 7: Laurie Meehan, Ready 2 Rumble Week 8: Mike Schultz, Schultz Zindulees This Weeks Predictions Herkimer Hurlers @ Spokane Red Leave the bathroom door open.. Hurlers will be visting frequently. Spokane Red by 19 Schultz Zindulees @ Buttface Ales Which Zindulees team will show up? I personally think they're going to get sick on cheese, but that's not part of this discussion. It's all about Buttface. Buttface Ales by 9 Fighting Chows @ Turbo Dogs OK, I wouldn't want to say that our league is giong to the dogs, but... Which team is going to grow some big ones and not play Priest Holmes? Turbo dogs don't like cold weather. Fighting Chows by 4 Rogue Brutal Bitter @ Skin Cancers Dave Gray, two words for ya.. Brutal and Bitter... mean bad beating. Rogue Brutal Bitter by 22 Roswell Rumproasts @ Pete's Wimpy Aliens. Hmmm. Me thinks the word here is WIMPY Wimpy wimpy. Rumproasts by 17 Brewmeisters @ Tailgators Some great matchups that cancel. This one comes down to Kicker and D... Brewmeisters by 6 Mother Shuckers @ Power Pack Pack need a win. It's time for Jamal to step up. Power Pack by 11 Sherrill Ballbusters @ Harpooners GM Mike "I like to lick by balls" Klaubo likes his Ballbusters chances this week. Ballbusters by 13 Simple Simon @ East Cobb Conundrum Simple Simon has reached his max wins for the year. East Cobb by 23 Georgia Rednecks @ Ready 2 Rumble Dillon is back in the drivers seat leading the Rumble over Rednecks. R2R by 8 Dixie Blitzkreig @ Crash Inc. Crash Inc. is never going to know what hit them... Blitzkreig by 31 Big Blue Wrecking Crew @ Big Sky The battle of the "Bigs." Don't worry Big Sky, these will always be looking up. BBWC by 17 |
| By Power Pack on Sun Oct 31 11:44:02 a.m. ET 2004 |
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Welcome to another season of the award winning Soothsayer. The Soothsayer will again be focusing on the DOMMINANT conference, which of course is the Lager Conference. It's great to have all the owners back again for another year of abuse. Tailgators 7-0... Could this be the next biggest choke job since the Yankees..... Hmmm. The Ale Conference won last weeks head to head 7-5, mainily because R2R looked like last years pathetic bunch of clowns. What's up with that? The Labatts race has tightend. The Aliens are the only team out of it in the Molson and the Saranac, well, let's just agree not to say anthing here. Pssst... Not to venture to far from football, but there's nothing like a wonderful CHOKE Job... followed by a SWEEP. Life is good in the Red Sox Nation. Just wish I could have been here to see it. Lager Conference Player of the Week Sooth didn't have to look to far for this one. I wonder what Priest Holmes would have done if he hadn't gone out with the injury. This weeks winner, Priest Holmes, 27 pts, Fighting Chows. Prior Winners Week 1: Ahman Green, Herkimer Hurlers Week 2: Aaron Brooks, Herkimer Hurlers Week 3: Javon Walker, Power Pack Week 4: Jerome Bettis Week 5: Daunte Cupepper, Schultz Zindulees Week 6: Daunte Cupepper, Schultz Zindulees Keep flying THOSE FLAGS HIGH! Lager Conference GM Screwup of the Week Which GM made the biggest mistake that cost his team victory. Stay tuned and you'll find out each week who deserves this dubious honor! The Aliens left their stud WR on the bench, played the stud RBs and guess what, they lost. Folks, it looks like the Aliens have lost that "out of this world, shit lucky touch" that they've had. But, the GM screw up doesn't go to the Aliens. Nope. That would be Ready 2 Rumble GM Laurie Meehan. She benched her beloved Corey Dillon and lost by 2 points. Playing Dillion would have got her a win in OT, or starting Harrington at QB would have given her a win outright. Could this be the return of Ready 2 Crumble? Prior Winners Week 1: Mark Maginn, Power Pack Week 2: Dave Gray, Skin Cancers Week 3: Simon Mijolovic, Simple Simon Week 4: Mike Schultz, Shultz Zindulees Week 5: Dave Gray, Skin Cancers Week 6: Paul Engelhart, Big Blue Wrecking Crew This Weeks Predictions Herkimer Hurlers @ Fighting Chows Chows have a cake walk as Hurlers are starting TWO Dolphins. Chows by 21 Tailgators at Pete's Wicked Aliens Aliens might be down and out but aren't tossing in the towel like other teams have done :) Aliens by 2 Schultz Zindulees at Skin Cancers Zindulees got spanked (and enjoyed it) last week, but will be giving the spanking this week. Schultz Zindulees by 13 Sherrill Ballbusters at Power Pack Ballbusters band of Pop Warner wanna be's look to continue their domination over the Power Pack. Power Pack by 2 Big Blue Wrecking Crew at Crash Inc. Can Tiki outplay Ladainian? DOH! Crash Inc. by 12 Simple Simon at Ready 2 Rumble Which R2R will show up? Will it matter? Ready 2 Rumble by 19 |
| By Power Pack on Sun Oct 24 1:25:48 p.m. ET 2004 |
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Welcome to another season of the award winning Soothsayer. The Soothsayer will again be focusing on the DOMMINANT conference, which of course is the Lager Conference. It's great to have all the owners back again for another year of abuse. OK, enough already. The Tailgators win again and go to 6-0. On the flip side, friends and family decided to leave the Skin Cancers on life support after showing some signs of life this past week, but not enough to gain a win. Mrs. Commish didn't have enough dogs hitched up in her team to over come the Commish. Don't look now, but Ready 2 Rumble, last years suckiest team has won again and has taken a two game lead in the Labatt's division. Somebody wake me up, this has got to be a dream. Pssst... Not to venture to far from football, but there's nothing like a wonderful CHOKE Job... Lager Conference Player of the Week Alrighy then... how about a back to backer... Daunte Culpepper racked up another 24 points to lead the Zindulees to their win. So, Mr. Commish, exactly how many players are you going to keep next year? Prior Winners Week 1: Ahman Green, Herkimer Hurlers Week 2: Aaron Brooks, Herkimer Hurlers Week 3: Javon Walker, Power Pack Week 4: Jerome Bettis Week 5: Daunte Cupepper, Schultz Zindulees Keep flying THOSE FLAGS HIGH! Lager Conference GM Screwup of the Week Which GM made the biggest mistake that cost his team victory. Stay tuned and you'll find out each week who deserves this dubious honor! We could give it to Dave Gary again, but the in Sooths lack of sleep state that just doesn't seem quite right. Soo, how about BBWC GM for losing three straight and only scoring 21 points this past week. Prior Winners Week 1: Mark Maginn, Power Pack Week 2: Dave Gray, Skin Cancers Week 3: Simon Mijolovic, Simple Simon Week 4: Mike Schultz, Shultz Zindulees Week 5: Dave Gray, Skin Cancers This Weeks Predictions Turbo Dogs at Schultz Zindulees Turbo Dogs will need an engine overhaul as Culpepper leads Zindulee Vikings to a romp. Zindulee Vikings by 28 Spokane Red at Fighting Chows Uh oh... The Chows have benched Brady for Vick. Are the Chows feeling some pressure? Spokane Red by 4 Buttface Ales at Herkimer Hurlers Herkimer hurls after sticking head up the Butt... Buttface Ales by 14 Rogue Brutal Bitter at Tailgators No Carr, no win. (Josh McCown????) Bitter by 11 Pete's Wicked Aliens at Brewmeisters Brewmeisters new brew, Seahawk Ale is too much for the Aliens. Brewmeisters by 2 Skin Cancers at Roswell Rumproasts This might be a SFFL first. Cancers are starting two TEs. What medication are they giving the GM anyways? Rumproasts by 6 Mother Shuckers at Simple Simon Simple back on winning ways. Simple Simon by 8 Power Pack at Harpooners If the injured play it's a no brainer, otherwise Pack will be stuck big time. Power Pack by 3 East Cobb Conundrum at Sherrill Ballbusters Are the Ballbusters throwing in the towel? Who are these guys? ECC by 31 Georgia Rednecks at Big Blue Wrecking Crew This one comes down to the supporting cast. Take a bow BBWC. BBWC by 4 Ready 2 Rumble at Dixie Blitzkreig R2R plays mind games. Hello, is there anybody in there? R2R by 2 Crash Inc. at Big Sky Will Crash play dead seeing all those "Stars" across the line? Crash Inc. by 3 |
| By Power Pack on Sat Oct 16 11:44:12 p.m. ET 2004 |
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Welcome to another season of the award winning Soothsayer. The Soothsayer will again be focusing on the DOMMINANT conference, which of course is the Lager Conference. It's great to have all the owners back again for another year of abuse. Break up the Tailgator Texans, who are now 5-0. Schedule a funeral for the 0-5 Skin Cancers. The doctors are looking at putting the entire team on life support. But wait... the Sooth is being told that there might be a DNR. More to follow next week. Pete's Winless Aliens have now returned to Pete's Wicked Aliens as they picked up their first win of the year. In the lesser sex battle for first place in the Labatt Division, Ready 2 Rumble made so much noise that the Chows didn't even come out of their dog house. Pssst... Not to venture to far from football, but did I ever tell you that I HATE THE YANKEES. Lager Conference Player of the Week The Tailgator Texans got 16 points apeice from Carr and Johnson. But the player of the week goes to the guy on the other side of ball who tossed 5 TDs and put up 24 points. Daunte Culpepper, Schultz Zindulees. Prior Winners Week 1: Ahman Green, Herkimer Hurlers Week 2: Aaron Brooks, Herkimer Hurlers Week 3: Javon Walker, Power Pack Week 4: Jerome Bettis Keep flying THOSE FLAGS HIGH! Lager Conference GM Screwup of the Week Which GM made the biggest mistake that cost his team victory. Stay tuned and you'll find out each week who deserves this dubious honor! Let's just say 44% Efficiency Rating. Starters, 22 points. Bench, 47 points. Record, 0-5. 'Nuff said. GM Screwup of the week, for the second time, Dave Gray, Skin Cancers. Prior Winners Week 1: Mark Maginn, Power Pack Week 2: Dave Gray, Skin Cancers Week 3: Simon Mijolovic, Simple Simon Week 4: Mike Schultz, Shultz Zindulees This Weeks Predictions Fighting Chows at Schultz Zindulees Ahh, the good ole Mr/Mrs. Commish battle. Priest is back. Zindulee Viking count is now up to 4. If I were the Chows I would be talking to the Saintsd efensive coordinator about something very drastic. Zindulees Inc. by 11 Herkimer Hurlers at Tailgators Tailgators are enjoying the biggest tailgate party known to mankind. When are they going to run out of goodies? Tailgators by 9 Pete's Wicked Aliens at Skin Cancers 1-9 combined records. Who's the closest living relative? PWA by 31 Power Pack at Simple Simon Pack starting some new faces against the Simple Jets. Power Pack by 7 Sherrill Ballbusters at Big Blue Wrecking Crew No Peyton, no win? You got it. BBWC by 2 Crash Inc. at Ready 2 Rumble Ready 2 Rumble is starting to actually think they can win. Somebody do something quick. R2R by 12 |
| By Power Pack on Sun Oct 10 12:56:05 p.m. ET 2004 |
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Welcome to another season of the award winning Soothsayer. The Soothsayer will again be focusing on the DOMMINANT conference, which of course is the Lager Conference. It's great to have all the owners back again for another year of abuse. After four weeks the entire SFFL has only one unbeaten team. Congrats to the Tailgators. Bastards. We now only have two winless teams as the Simple Simon Jets picked up a win last week. That leaves the Skin Cancers and Pete's Winless Aliens. As hard as it is to belive, the Labatt Division has the two Lori/Laurie's tied for first. Funny thing, but they square off this weekend. Things you never see in a box score. Last weekend 4 Lager Conference owners took the Bills Exprees over to Buffalo to watch the Patriots and Bills play. Power Pack GM Mark Maginn has to sit there and watch Brady shred the Bills D all day long. Why was this so bad? Because the Power Pack were playing the Chows, who started Brady and Daniel *&)#$*( Graham at TE. Now, late in the fourth quarter the Patriots were forced to kick a field goal as their drive stalled about the Bills 10 yard line. The field goal was good. But no.... wait.. the Bills were offside, which gave the Patriots a first down. Soooo, the Patriots took the points off the board and proceeded to score a TD on a Brad to you guessed it, &*(&* Graham. Fantasy football, ya just gotta love it! Lager Conference Player of the Week Priest Holmes led the week in scoring with 15 points, but because the Chows won he isn't getting POW honors. How about "The Bus." Six carries for nine yards and TWO TDs... and the Simple Simon Jets played him! Which lead Simple Simon to it's first win of the year. This weeks POW os Jerome Bettis, Simple Simon. Prior Winners Week 1: Ahman Green, Herkimer Hurlers Week 2: Aaron Brooks, Herkimer Hurlers Week 3: Javon Walker, Power Pack Keep flying THOSE FLAGS HIGH! Lager Conference GM Screwup of the Week Which GM made the biggest mistake that cost his team victory. Stay tuned and you'll find out each week who deserves this dubious honor! The Zindulee Vikings were facing the Tailgators for first place in the division, but they didn't have the Vikings this week. When the Sooth last looked at the lineups the Zindulees had T.J. Duckett in there. But nooooo, a last minute change led to Ron "I wiss I was back in college" Dayne in the starting lineup. Dayne ZERO points. Duckett 6 points. Zindulees lost by 6. This weeks GM award goes to Mike Schultz of the Schultz Zindulees. Prior Winners Week 1: Mark Maginn, Power Pack Week 2: Dave Gray, Skin Cancers Week 3: Simon Mijolovic, Simple Simon This Weeks Predictions Crash Inc. at Herkimer Hunters Crash Inc. find themselves in first place. The Hurlers are starting to turn green. Crash Inc. by 4 Sherrill Ballbusters at Pete's Winless Aliens Ballbusters have what it takes to beat the Aliens.... Just put any lineup on the field. Ballbusters by 23 Big Blue Wrecking Crew at Tailgators BBWC is on the road but the Sooth likes their chances. Why? Tailgators can't be this lucky, uh good can they? BBWC by 11 Schultz at Simple Simon The Zindulees are minus T.O. Simple Simon is trying to ride the Bus again this week. Minus T.O. doesn't matter as Zindulees have enough TDs to take this one. Zindulees by 9 Skin Cancers at Power Pack The Cancers have got to win one sometime. What's wrong with this week? Because I say no. Power Pack by 7 Fighting Chows at Ready 2 Rumble Chow's stole Curtis Martin just in time. R2R has to not root for Brady! I LOVE it. Can Chows win without a Priest? R2R by 2 |
| By Sterling Fantasy Football League Commissioner on Mon Oct 4 8:11:00 p.m. ET 2004 |
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Welcome to another season of the award winning Soothsayer. The Soothsayer will again be focusing on the DOMMINANT conference, which of course is the Lager Conference. It's great to have all the owners back again for another year of abuse. After the first round of Lager vs. Ale it's 6-6. The Lager now has only one unbeaten team in the Tailgators. That's understandable. On the other hand there are three winless teams, the Skin Cancers, Simple Simon and Pete's Wicked Aliens. Simple Simon surprises no one.... well maybe Simple Simon. The Cancers are hit and miss. The Aliens are taking after their GMs favorite baseball team... swing and miss, miss, miss. The big donut. Let me tell ya, it's been hell working in the same building as the Aliens GM this past week... especially when every other owner in the building won their games. :) Lager Conference Player of the Week Week three again showcased some 20 point producers. Peyton Manning and Brett Favre caused the Indy airport to close due to heavy air traffic, but it is Javon Walker of the Power Pack with 3 TDs and 200 yards receiving with this weeks honor. Prior Winners Week 1: Ahman Green, Herkimer Hurlers Week 2: Aaron Brooks, Herkimer Hurlers Keep flying THOSE FLAGS HIGH! Lager Conference GM Screwup of the Week Which GM made the biggest mistake that cost his team victory. Stay tuned and you'll find out each week who deserves this dubious honor! The well groomed Chows went into the week racking up paw over paw. This week they managed a whopping 19. Well, there was a worse total. Simple Simon strained their way to 16. What more needs to be said. This weeks honor goes to Simple Simon GM. Simon Mijolovic. Keep up the good work! Prior Winners Week 1: Mark Maginn, Power Pack Week 2: Dave Gray, Skin Cancers This Weeks Predictions Tailgators at Schultz Zindulees The Tailgators are trying to go 4-0 with two Texans in the starting lineup. The Zindulees are missing two of their big guns. Bledsoe? Tailgators by 4 Power Pack at Fighting Chows When are the Chows going to realize that Vick SUCKS. The Pack exploded last week for 87 and now have to wait for a Jamal trial date... and watch Brady in person. Crap. Power Pack by 3 Ready 2 Rumble at Skin Cancers R2R is starting to make so much noise they need a muffler. Reports have it that the Cancers are in search of a death bed. Ready 2 Rumple by 11 Herkimer Hurlers at Sherrill Ballbusters Hurlers are now living by Ahman. Ballbusters are trying to make some noise but appear to be a little short on things at Sooth press time. Is this the SFFL equivalent of playing shorthanded - penalty for not having any balls? Hurlers by 2 Pete's Wicked Aliens at Crash Inc. The Aliens have been a little short... uh, on wins. I can't believe someone is starting Kyle Boller at QB. Aliens by 1 Simple Simon at Big Blue Wrecking Crew First we had the Zindulee Vikings. Now we have the Simple Jets. Can it get any worse? Sure, BBWC and then it's 0-4. BBWC by 18 |
| By Sterling Fantasy Football League Commissioner on Sun Sep 26 11:29:37 a.m. ET 2004 |
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Welcome to another season of the award winning Soothsayer. The Soothsayer will again be focusing on the DOMMINANT conference, which of course is the Lager Conference. It's great to have all the owners back again for another year of abuse. Ahhhh, the NFL Ticket is a wonderful thing! Of course, there are some plays you wish you just hadn't seen. Lager Conference Player of the Week Where did all the points go? There were zero twenty point scorers in week two. The Player of the Week comes down to two. First runner up goes to the Chows TE Daniel Graham whose two TDs led the Chows in their victory over the Aliens. The Soothsayer has received many reports that this event led to the Aliens GM growing two more heads. An investigation is ongoing. This weeks winner again comes from the Herkimer Hurlers. Hurler QB Aaron Brooks tossed 3 TDs in leading the Hurlers in their win over the Zindulees (how many people saw Culpepper fumble the ball on the 1 inch line...?) Prior Winners Week 1: Ahman Green, Herkimer Hurlers Keep flying THOSE FLAGS HIGH! Lager Conference GM Screwup of the Week Which GM made the biggest mistake that cost his team victory. Stay tuned and you'll find out each week who deserves this dubious honor! Hmmm. Ready 2 Rumble had 51 points on their bench, which outscored the starters by 30. But the Skin Cancers played roulette with the RBs again and came up empty, leaving Kevin Barlow and his 14 points on the bench. This weeks winner is Skin Cancer GM Dave Gray. Prior Winners Week 1: Mark Maginn, Power Pack This Weeks Predictions Turbo Dogs at Herkimer Hurlers Hurlers have dodged the virus for two weeks. Turbo Dogs lead them to the throne. Turbo Dogs by 9 Spokane Red at Schultz Zindulees Zindulees see Ahman Green again. But they won't being seeing Red. Zindulees by 21 Fighting Chows at Buttface Ales Chows are living the impossible dream. This week they stick their noses in the wrong Butt... Buttface Ales by 7 Pete's Wicked Aliens at Rogue Brutal Bitter The Aliens are searching for a new planet, not to mention some WRs The Aliens are left with a Bitter taste in their mouth(s) (all three of them). Brutal Bitter by 11 Tailgators at Roswell Rumproasts Hey Tailgators, what's for dinner? A burned roast. Tailgators by 12 Brewmeisters at Skin Cancers Brewmeisters are looking to keep the Cancers winless. It's time for the Cancers to spin the wheel. Cancers by 3 Sherrill Ballbusters at Mother Shuckers Ballbusters are busting more than balls. They keep right on "Shucking..." Ballbusters by 39 Harpooners at Simple Simon Simon Says, "What's that pointy object stuck in my rear?" Harpooners by 14 Power Pack at East Cobb Conundrum Pack are in need of a new battery charger. Is Warner the answer? Pack by 2 Crash Inc. at Georgia Rednecks Crash Inc. need a big game out of Ladainian. Crash Inc. by 6 Big Blue Wrecking Crew at Dixie Blitzkreig BBWC doesn't have big enough ball(s) to win in Dixie. Blitzkreig by 19 Big Sky at Ready 2 Rumble Big Sky putting up serious points. R2R needs to figure out who the starters are. Big Sky by 23 |
| By Sterling Fantasy Football League Commissioner on Sun Sep 19 6:15:01 p.m. ET 2004 |
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Welcome to another season of the award winning Soothsayer. The Soothsayer will again be focusing on the DOMMINANT conference, which of course is the Lager Conference. It's great to have all the owners back again for another year of abuse. Let me tell ya, it SUCKS being in the UK during American football season. Why? Because all that's on TV is the European Football. Damn Soccer. Lager Conference Player of the Week Man, a lot of good performers in week 1, including one that didn't even get started. This decision looked to be coming down to a choice within the Commish household, but on MNF Ahman Green stepped up led the Hurlers to an upset win over the Aliens. This weeks player of the week, Ahman Green, Herkimer Hurlers. Keep flying THOSE FLAGS HIGH! Lager Conference GM Screwup of the Week Which GM made the biggest mistake that cost his team victory. Stay tuned and you'll find out each week who deserves this dubious honor! Dave Gray left Mr. Griffin and his 22 points on the bench. Some GMs, oh lets say the Power Pack GM, would have liked to have had 22 points total. Simple Simon did not even submit a lineup. Simon says "Submit a lineup." This weeks GM Screwup goes to Power Pack GM Mark Maginn for the Packs whopping 19 points in their loss to Ready to Crumble. This Weeks Predictions Schultz Zindulees at Herkimer Hurlers The Zindulees bring their high powered offense to the Porcaline Throne for a matchup with the Hurlers. The Hurlers need someone other than Ahman to step up. Two many weapons, not enough thrones... Zindulees by 33 Fighting Chows at Pete's Wicked Aliens Chows are hungry and it looks like they're starting QB roulette. Aliens need Edge to hang onto the ball. Great matchup Aliens can't go to dogs, can they?. Aliens by 1 Skin Cancers at Tailgators Cancers appear to be starting Griffin this week. Tailgators are starting Harrison, against his old team non the less. It comes down to the Tailgators RBs... No, Domick Davis says In Your Face. Cancers by 11 Simple Simon at Sherrill Ballbusters Simple Simon has submitted a lineup! That's the headline posted on the Ballbusters locker room bulletin board. Ooooo, Ballbusters are gonna be fired up for this one. Ballbusters by 24 Power Pack at Crash Inc. Power Pack studs smelled like stink bombs in week 1. Crash Inc. sends ex Pack Horn to haunt his old team. We can hear Power Pack GM chanting "Let's go Bucs..." Crash Inc. by 12 Ready 2 Rumble at Big Blue Wrecking Crew R2R has a win (lucky &U(&#$). Now they get to play a real team (well, sort of...) BBWC looks like McNabb is for real. Tiki on the other hand... Crumble pulls another upset. Ready 2 Rumble by 8 |
| By Sterling Fantasy Football League Commissioner on Sun Sep 12 10:24:23 p.m. ET 2004 |
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NOTE: The Commish is NOT the author of this article, just the poster. Welcome to another season of the award winning Soothsayer. The Soothsayer will again be focusing on the DOMMINANT conference, which of course is the Lager Conference. It's great to have all the owners back again for another year of abuse. A big thanks goes out to The Commish and the Mrs. for hosting draft night for the Lager Conference. Also, a big thanks to the owners that did not make the draft - we love those that draft from prepared lists! Lager Conference Player of the Week Will be coming again this year. Keep flying THOSE FLAGS HIGH! Lager Conference GM Screwup of the Week Which GM made the biggest mistake that cost his team victory. Stay tuned and you'll find out each week who deserves this dubious honor! For Pre-week 1, this honor goes to Crash Inc. GM Andy Farrell, for being 45 minutes late with the pizza and delaying the start of the Lager draft. This Weeks Predictions Herkimer Hurlers at Pete's Wicked Aliens You have to wonder about the Hurlers, with players named Bubba and Jeb. Guess the GM is truly a southerner now. The Aliens did some pre draft wheeling and dealing to end up renting "The Edge" for one year. Guess the Aliens GM is looking forward to some "BIG" things. "The Edge" came up small, but Aliens still will rise to the challenge. Aliens. by 13 Skin Cancers at Fighting Chows The Cancers had two great players before keepers, then they traded them both away. Did the GM know something the rest of us didn't know? Doubt it. The Chows couldn't decide who was best at controling the leesh,so they kept three QBs. How long will they continue to roll the dice on which QB to start? With a Priest, how can the Chows go wrong. Chows by 9 Sherrill Ballbusters at Crash Inc. The Ballbusters must be trying to keep it all in the family, as they drafted Eli to go with Payton. The *!&^$# Crash Inc. made the quick move to pick up Lamar. Just for that they deserve a loss this week. Ballbusters, just because. Ballbusters by 1 Simple simon at Tailgators Simple Simon may have set a league recored by keeping two TEs. Hmmm. Tailgators make a trade for Mr. Harrison and do not start him? What's up with that? That and a Packer fan drafting the Vikings Coach? The Soothsayer is demanding a drug test. Even with Carr at QB the Tailgators will win. Tailgators by 14 BigBlu Wrecking Crew at Schultz Zindulees BBWC is sticking with Tiki. The Zindulee Vikings are even starting a rookie WR, let alone drafting him. Zindulees by a New York Minute.. .and Moe Zindulees by 29 Ready 2 Rumble at Power Pack Ready to Crumble has improved but lost two developing studs to injury. They might even win TWO games this year. The Pack GM is still furious as he lost a claim for Lamar because he was outside installing his dish so he could get the Ticket. Pack has to love those New England players. Pack by 19 |