| How many passing yards will Kerry Collins have next year? |
|---|
| More than 5,000: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 1 |
|
| How many points per game will the Oakalnd Faiders give up in 05? |
|---|
| 50: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 0 |
|
| How many passing yards will Kerry Collins have next year? |
|---|
| More than 5,000: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 1 |
|
| How many points per game will the Oakalnd Faiders give up in 05? |
|---|
| 35: | 1 |
| 38: | 0 |
| 41: | 0 |
| 45: | 1 |
| 48: | 0 |
| 51: | 0 |
| 55: | 0 |
| 60: | 0 |
| 65: | 0 |
| 70 plus: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 2 |
|
| How many passing yards will Kerry Collins have next year? |
|---|
| More than 5,000: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 1 |
|
| Does Randy Johnson ROOL? |
|---|
| Yes... Randy Johnson ROOLZ!: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 1 |
|
| What's worse ? |
|---|
| losing a wager and not paying?(fleabag RATS among us guys): | 2 |
| making your guest pay the parking bill (yes it happened): | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 2 |
|
| Does Randy Johnson ROOL? |
|---|
| Yes... Randy Johnson ROOLZ!: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 1 |
|
| is Cheapskatenation(Dave H from shit island) really a.... |
|---|
| transvestite(explains his fear of women): | 1 |
| the cheapest human on earth: | 0 |
| LOSER: | 0 |
| PUSSY: | 0 |
| paperboy: | 0 |
| front runner: | 0 |
| hooked on the net(LOCK): | 1 |
| not nearly as smart as he tries to act: | 0 |
| CHEAP: | 0 |
| AFRAID OF DT COMING TO RIP HIS FACE OFF: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 2 |
|
| Dave's life............. |
|---|
| Delivering the morning newspapers: | 0 |
| Watching his nine TV's on Sundays and Saturdays: | 0 |
| Telling people about his TV set up: | 0 |
| sitting in front of a PC posting to message boards: | 1 |
| watching gay porn and jerking off: | 1 |
| Having his guests pay for his parking fee's: | 1 |
| Berating Chinese people in there own neighborhood: | 0 |
| Yep..that about wraps up Dave's life.: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 3 |
|
| Hypo: If HCapper Goldstein actually nutted up enough to even play high school pig, what would best describe his gig? |
|---|
| middle linebacker (snot-drooling beast collecting scalps): | 1 |
| quarterback (poised in the pocket, a true field general): | 0 |
| noseguard (down, dirty and nasty, a disruptive monster choking the life out of backfields): | 2 |
| holding for kicks (loving the fact he's part of a team but praying for the love of God and all creatures great and small against that bad snap where he might actually have to do something marginally athletic and risk his personal safety): | 6 |
| Total Votes: | 9 |
|
| OK, which other team deserves the "don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out" treatment? |
|---|
| Dommynators (2nd worst record): | 5 |
| Damage, Inc. (2nd fewest points scored): | 10 |
| Total Votes: | 15 |
|
| Should a second team be expelled from the league for poor performance? |
|---|
| Yes: | 12 |
| No: | 3 |
| Total Votes: | 15 |
|
| Top reasons Dave is a total ASSHOLE |
|---|
| He's the CHEAPEST person I have ever met or been around: | 0 |
| he openly insults Chinese people walking near him even if he's with people who are totally being embarrassed about it and pleading with him to stop doing it.: | 2 |
| You pay for dinner, entertainment, and HIS PARKING costs: | 2 |
| After telling him 50 times he was not dressed well enough to get into a club, he still makes us walk 15 blocks to be turned away: | 0 |
| Just a weirdo and absolutely no fun to be with: | 1 |
| He is a front runner: | 2 |
| He is a Yankee fan...LMAO(were they REALLY up 3-0 vs Sox in playoffs?): | 0 |
| He just is: | 2 |
| When God was giving out personalities, he bypassed Dave, the kid has no personality what so ever.: | 3 |
| Still owes me at least $25 bucks for sending him his DTV card back for him after i ran around getting it fixed for him and paying the postage to get it back after he just happened to not put the five bucks in the envelope when he sent the card(CHEAP): | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 13 |
|
| Describe the ideal woman for Beal. |
|---|
| She's Frinky in the sack: | 0 |
| She's a SuperFrink: | 0 |
| She can calculate Pi to 97 places to the right of the decimal point: | 1 |
| She doesn't exist: | 0 |
| Palm+4 fingers+thumb=Satisfaction: | 2 |
| She is the captain of the NC State chess team: | 1 |
| She's a Dookie: | 0 |
| Before climbing into the sack, she asks, "Will this be cash, or credit?": | 0 |
| She wants him for his atom splitter: | 3 |
| She has a tattoo of a pocket protector: | 5 |
| Total Votes: | 12 |
|
| is Beal a_ _ _ _ _...for making that last poll? |
|---|
| pussy: | 0 |
| asshole: | 0 |
| jerk: | 1 |
| nerd: | 2 |
| lifeless PUSSY JERK NERD ASSHOLE: | 0 |
| knows he fucked up again and is trying to hide from it: | 0 |
| someone tell him IT'S NOT POSSIBLE FOR ME TO GET THE BOOT.: | 1 |
| ALL OF THE ABOVE: | 0 |
| screw it, he's a RED SOX FAN, so he has to be OK. :): | 5 |
| Total Votes: | 9 |
|
| Which league setup will Donny claim is the "only fair system" next year? |
|---|
| One 16-team division, top 8 make playoffs: | 1 |
| Total points league: | 0 |
| Teams play vs. league average score, not head-to-head: | 1 |
| Trick question, Donny won't be in the league next year: | 10 |
| Total Votes: | 12 |
|
| Which of the following seems most like HCapper? |
|---|
| Burly, perpetual 11:00 o'clock shadow, boxer-briefs straining to the bursting point to subdue his eleven inch python: | 3 |
| High-voiced fairy boy giddily scarfing down pork rhinds and nursing down berry coolers purchased at the local "Piggly Wiggly", still scarred from winning a short dick contest he never even entered: | 7 |
| Total Votes: | 10 |
|
| If a former Cage player returns in 2005 to replace a 2004 reject, who do you prefer? |
|---|
| TC, aka Terry Cannon: | 4 |
| TD, the drunk: | 3 |
| Peck, and his sneakers: | 1 |
| FFGurus, and his millions of subscribers: | 1 |
| MB, and his superiority complex: | 3 |
| Other: | 3 |
| Total Votes: | 15 |
|
| Who or what is HC more obssesed with? |
|---|
| Wick: | 3 |
| Gough: | 2 |
| Angel: | 0 |
| The money he lost on WCOM following Gough's advice: | 3 |
| His hideous Villanche-like appearance: | 1 |
| His miserable existence in a Ft Lauderdale basement: | 2 |
| His obviously small penis: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 12 |
|
| Why did Wick FAGGOT drop out of the Hilton Contest? |
|---|
| Easy, humiliation. HC 31.5 pts, 1st place (PHI -6.5 tonight will make 32.5 pts);Wick FAGGOT 18 points, worst record of those that missed one week or less. Add in a perfect week 5-0 for Wick FAGGOT for the week he missed and he'd still only have 23 points.: | 2 |
| I don't want to answer, I just want to point out what a FRIENDLESS FAGGOT Wick is.: | 6 |
| I prefer to ignore all mention of Wick FAGGOT, rather I'd like to know why Gough is still fantasizing about HC's penis.: | 2 |
| Total Votes: | 10 |
|
| Why does nobody give a shit about the Cage this year? |
|---|
| everybodys miserable w/ their lives: | 3 |
| everybodys favorite football team sux cocks this year: | 0 |
| fantasy football isn't what it used to be: | 1 |
| fantasy football is starting to be a little on the sobering side: | 0 |
| people are still upset about John Kerry: | 0 |
| people are already fired up about NBA: | 1 |
| Cage members are more concerned about their local leagues: | 1 |
| Beal's commissioning: | 1 |
| Donny and RaiderDave have ruined it all: | 4 |
| HC is fat and kosher: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 12 |
|
| How did Wick FAGGOT do in his game against HCapper? |
|---|
| He lost and it doesn't mean a thing to him; he's got excuses pouring out his cake hole.: | 2 |
| He lost and he's humiliated.: | 9 |
| Total Votes: | 11 |
|
| Which is true? |
|---|
| Wick has a wiener dog.: | 1 |
| Wick has a wiener.: | 1 |
| Wick loves as many wieners as he can surround himself with.: | 7 |
| Total Votes: | 9 |
|
| I would rather see polls about __________ than the Raider/Donny slapfight |
|---|
| Aaron Rudnicki: | 2 |
| Wick's wiener dog: | 4 |
| Famous athletes from Michigan: | 0 |
| Vic Smith's consistent CAGE success: | 0 |
| Lemonparty.org: | 4 |
| Total Votes: | 10 |
|
| RaiderNaion (Dave H. from RI) IS.. |
|---|
| CHEAP(you buy dinner you pay for his parking): | 1 |
| PAPERBOY(still has his paperoute): | 0 |
| A VIRGIN(afraid of wome,likes boys): | 0 |
| DIDDLER( was seen hiding in bushes at park near his home): | 2 |
| CHEAP(eats and beats): | 1 |
| DELIVERY BOY(lifelong currier): | 1 |
| AN ASSHOLE( he is a yankee fan..LMAO): | 0 |
| LIVING IN THE PAST(RED SOX 2004 2005!!!) 2 0 0 0: | 0 |
| CHEAP AS NAILS: | 0 |
| Down 0-3 SWEEP NYY(how sweet it is!!!): | 2 |
| Total Votes: | 7 |
|
| RaiderNaion (Dave H. from RI) IS.. |
|---|
| CHEAP(wont pay for his own parking): | 0 |
| PAPERBOY(still has his paperoute): | 1 |
| A VIRGIN(it just never worked for him): | 1 |
| DIDDLER( was seen hiding in bushes at park near his home): | 2 |
| CHEAP(eats and beats): | 0 |
| DELIVERY BOY(lifelong currier): | 0 |
| AN ASSHOLE( he is a yankee fan..LMAO): | 0 |
| LIVING IN THE PAST(RED SOX 2004!!!): | 0 |
| FRONT RUNNER(likes the team on top): | 2 |
| ALL OF THE ABOVE(sad but true): | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 6 |
|
| Dave is........... |
|---|
| CHEAP: | 0 |
| PAPERBOY: | 1 |
| A VIRGIN: | 0 |
| DIDDLER: | 3 |
| CHEAP: | 1 |
| DELIVERY BOY: | 0 |
| AN ASSHOLE: | 0 |
| LIVING IN THE PAST: | 1 |
| CHEAP AS NAILS: | 1 |
| ALL OF THE ABOVE: | 2 |
| Total Votes: | 9 |
|
| Raider Dave's biggest problem is... |
|---|
| HE IS CHEAP.: | 1 |
| He is a racist(hates chinese..mocks them): | 0 |
| afraid of women: | 2 |
| Won't pay for his own parking: | 1 |
| Is a NYY fan..LMAO. keep living in the past kid that will get you far.: | 0 |
| lives his life on Internet message boards(freak): | 1 |
| backstabber who is sick that a NEW ERA IN BB has begun it's called REDSOXNATION(lives in past): | 0 |
| chews and screws: | 1 |
| he's really a very cheap yankee fan who the RED SOX now OWN: | 0 |
| ALL OF THE ABOVE AND THAT'S THE TRUTH AND IT HURTS HIM BADLY: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 6 |
|
| The Boston RED SOX 2004 |
|---|
| made the greatest comeback in sports history: | 1 |
| embarrassed the new york yankees on the way to win the WORLD SERIES: | 0 |
| Were simply the best Baseball assembled in the last 25 years: | 0 |
| were down 0-3 to the NYY suck yankess and swept the next four games: | 2 |
| shit all over yankee stadium in game seven after they destroyed the suck yanks: | 0 |
| made a winner out of every Boston team who ever played since 1918: | 0 |
| Made yankeesdave puke in his toilet all night for two weeks: | 1 |
| OWN the new york yankees: | 0 |
| proved the Donny OWNS raiderdave: | 3 |
| all of the above..and they pay for there own parking fee's: | 3 |
| Total Votes: | 10 |
|
| Who owns who more? |
|---|
| HC owns Gough: | 6 |
| Gough owns HC: | 5 |
| Total Votes: | 11 |
|
| T or F, just when you think HC can't possibly get any faggier, the simple fucker is going to vote for John Kerry, provided the procedure is not so complex as to overwhelm him intellectually as it did countless other liberal tree-hugging eunuchs. |
|---|
| True - HC has a transparently meager intellect obvious to most but this fairy responds to emotional push-buttons like a bay area flamer that time when he caught his life partner sneaking a sip of his Bartyles and Jaymes wine cooler without his permission.: | 5 |
| False - HC is a man of tremendous intellect, a man of great wisdom, a man universally revered by his peers.: | 5 |
| Total Votes: | 10 |
|
| The Election is 3 weeks away, who are you voting for? |
|---|
| John Kerry: | 5 |
| George W Bush: | 4 |
| Total Votes: | 9 |
|
| Who is the worst HOMER? Gough started 4 Redskins and Capper started 4 Jets. |
|---|
| Gough: | 1 |
| HCapper: | 2 |
| Cat Fister: | 5 |
| Messiah Killer: | 0 |
| Competitive eater: | 1 |
| Bruce Villanche stunt double: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 9 |
|
| Who is more HUNG? |
|---|
| TE ERIC JOHNSON: | 5 |
| Ron Jeremy: | 2 |
| Lexington Steele: | 1 |
| TheHCapper: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 9 |
|
| HC has 7 of the skankiest RBs in NFL history, a crew led by 47 year old Emmitt Smith. So with top pick in the Waiver Draft and the Vikings starting RB on the board, who was surprised to see him take a fucking defense? |
|---|
| No, nothing idiotic THE HCAPPER does ever surprises me. Amuses the shit out of me, but never surprises me.: | 2 |
| Yes, HC is a top-flight fantasy beast - his exceptionally keen acumen and understanding of the game is a marvel to us all!!!: | 5 |
| Total Votes: | 7 |
|
| desribe HCapper |
|---|
| obese and kosher: | 1 |
| hippy and nasty: | 1 |
| unathletic and turd like: | 1 |
| not funny and not knowledgable about football: | 3 |
| killed the Messiah: | 1 |
| not hung: | 4 |
| Total Votes: | 11 |
|
| Why did Commish delete a whole mess of polls? |
|---|
| The league is tired of lame slapfights: | 4 |
| Wick writes novels: | 1 |
| He was drunk on power: | 7 |
| Total Votes: | 12 |
|
| Winslow will outscore Heap |
|---|
| HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA: | 0 |
| LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO: | 2 |
| only a FF suckass would think so: | 0 |
| pay me MOF: | 6 |
| Total Votes: | 8 |
|
| One hundred and eighty mock drafts from the six hole alone: |
|---|
| HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEEHEHEHEHEEHHE: | 3 |
| HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOOOOOOO: | 2 |
| HAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa: | 3 |
| Total Votes: | 8 |
|
| Whose hair-do is CHEEZIER? (this one short enough for you shitbags?) |
|---|
| Don King: | 2 |
| Larry Merchant: | 4 |
| Total Votes: | 6 |
|
| Wick, |
|---|
| please write: | 1 |
| shorter polls.: | 6 |
| Total Votes: | 7 |
|
| Wick has eagerly accepted Witzke's challenge where Witzke pimped HC and dogged The Wickster. This should be the GOLDEN OPP the HCAPPER has been waiting for right? Wrong. HC will puss out, but why? |
|---|
| HC is a multi-millionaire, a man of class who deserves our love, respect and adulation for the yachts he owns, the orgies he boasts of, a true high roller ... a modern day Caligula who lives in brazen opulence, as proven by HCs EPIC "entertainment center": | 3 |
| HC once thought it'd be fun to fuck with Wick, learned it wasn't, and now will say or do anything to avoid playing the nail to Wick's hammer AGAIN. That, and he's terrifuckingfied a smart alecky jackass will be able to outpick him just like in the Cage.: | 4 |
| Total Votes: | 7 |
|
| Wick.... |
|---|
| is really a homosexual: | 2 |
| is an EFS schill: | 1 |
| is the worst FF player on earth: | 0 |
| does not know anything about the NFL: | 0 |
| never strapped (a football chinstrap): | 1 |
| is a failed lawyer: | 1 |
| likes to make phone calls to people he does not know: | 2 |
| is a very lonely guy: | 4 |
| should have been tossed from this league last year: | 0 |
| sux: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 11 |
|
| YOU MAKE THE CALL: Which odor is less offensive? |
|---|
| That eerie and largely inexplicable stench emanating from the Terminiello "household": | 2 |
| The tip of a rectal thermometer recently used on Janet Reno: | 6 |
| Total Votes: | 8 |
|
| YankeeDaveNation..wewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww IS.. |
|---|
| is chewing his nails to the skin KNOWING his Yanks are done and the Sox are LOCKED: | 0 |
| whewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww: | 1 |
| now a Red Sox Fan: | 2 |
| whewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww: | 0 |
| Knows Red Sox win Series for fun and he is puking 24/7: | 0 |
| Just flat out knows his Yanks are dead from here on out till he is gone from this earth: | 1 |
| Whewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww: | 0 |
| Knows the Yanks pitching could not win the triple A playoffs: | 0 |
| Whewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww: | 2 |
| New AOL Screen Name will be changed to REDSOXNATION!!! ...Whewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 7 |
|
| YOU MAKE THE CALL: which character doesn't belong ... for whatever reason? |
|---|
| Donald Terminiello arms flailing maniacally with sweat pouring down his face, ranting about how the Red Sox third base coach somehow managed to ruin his life, a life most would think was trashed long ago: | 0 |
| Lou Duva raging psychotically on and on at ring side after the HOSE-JOB Meldrick Taylor caught in the Julio Caeser Chavez bout: | 1 |
| Ted Koeppel calmly and intelligently discussing the myriad of issues presented by the OPEC nations' petro-oligopoly: | 2 |
| Harry Carey, blitzed off his ass after the second game of an 11th inning double-header slurring indecipherable exclamations: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 4 |
|
| What is the most common mis-spelling in the Cage? |
|---|
| there (when "they're" is meant): | 4 |
| your (when "you're" is meant): | 3 |
| Brett Farve: | 2 |
| Trung Candidate: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 10 |
|
| Which rookie RB will score the most fantasy points this season? |
|---|
| Steven Jackson: | 1 |
| Julius Jones: | 2 |
| Kevin Jones: | 5 |
| Tatum Bell: | 0 |
| Chris Perry: | 0 |
| Greg Jones: | 0 |
| Cedric Cobbs: | 2 |
| Total Votes: | 10 |
|
| Donald, after me repeatedly cluing you in - you called the ole Wickstah & asked me what you should do out of an array of options. I dictated an option to you that you "grew to like" afer Wick persuasion. I told you what to do and why. And you did it. |
|---|
| False. I hate Wick. He hurts my feelings when he points shit out like this.: | 4 |
| True. I've undergone a complete personality transformation and am actually willing to man up to the truth.: | 2 |
| Total Votes: | 6 |
|
| Who is getting tired of Wicks constant phone calling? |
|---|
| DONNY: | 0 |
| Coleman: | 0 |
| Gough: | 0 |
| Peck: | 0 |
| DT..really you MUST stop calling after midnight EST PLEASE kids here sleeping etc.: | 0 |
| I could care less about your opinion and think its comical, like your roster: | 1 |
| Santos: | 2 |
| All Cage members who were foolish enough to give him his numbers: | 6 |
| PLEASE STOP CALLING ME: | 2 |
| Unless you want to increase our wagers because i will KILL you again this year points wise. Because I am better: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 12 |
|
| Other than RSFF, which newsgroup does Gough frequent most? |
|---|
| alt.sports.football.pro.wash-redskins: | 1 |
| rec.games.computer.doom.help: | 0 |
| soc.support.fat-acceptance: | 1 |
| alt.binaries.pictures.cocks: | 3 |
| dc.jobs: | 1 |
| alt.fan.backstreet.boys: | 0 |
| alt.support.crossdressing: | 1 |
| alt.food.mcdonalds: | 0 |
| alt.cats.declawing-debate: | 2 |
| dc.personals.gay: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 10 |
|
| The most recent time Donny asked Wick to give him an opinion on what Don should do in a fantasy draft was less than 24 hours ago - while the most recent time Wick ever asked Donny for any form of advice about anything was ... uhhhhh ... never. |
|---|
| True, Don loves, no NEEDS to be told what to do by people whose opinions he considers superior to his own - while Wick considers Don's opinions a seemingly boundless source of great amusement.: | 3 |
| False, Donny would NEVER want to have Wick dictate to him what he should do in his own fantasy draft - the whole idea is preposterous.: | 4 |
| Total Votes: | 7 |
|
| Wick you're out of your league |
|---|
| playing/talking FF-NFL with me so stop trying too.: | 0 |
| how is the ZERO at RB#2 looking?: | 0 |
| and you're talking about my WR's?: | 1 |
| four defenses???????????????????: | 2 |
| whewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww: | 3 |
| you're the worst: | 0 |
| EFS eats dirty butt: | 2 |
| no really, you were a lawyer?: | 2 |
| no fn way: | 0 |
| save my money for me you hog washer: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 11 |
|
| Who thinks "Shark Attack" (God, I find it hilarious that a middle-aged man chose that team name!!!!) is upset because his lies that he just LOVES his WRs got E-X-P-O-S-E-D? |
|---|
| Yes: | 1 |
| No, Don is quite happy with a motley bunch of fecal smears: | 4 |
| Hell yes, and aint if a fucking riot?: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 6 |
|
| Where would Wick be now if Gough had played Trung Canidate and not an IR'd Adrian Peterson late last year in there match up? |
|---|
| Crying and begging for reinstatement with Peck: | 0 |
| playing in another EFS league with SID and 10 beginners: | 1 |
| telling gough he is an ass for reneging on the BJ he gave him to keep Peterson in his line up: | 1 |
| Out of the Cage: | 0 |
| Tossed out instead of Murray or Peck.: | 0 |
| one of the two teams tossed for POOR PERFORMANCE: | 0 |
| not paying off the loan he took to get Gough not to play Trung: | 0 |
| Starting a new two team league with Peck: | 1 |
| Begging for a vote to stay in: | 0 |
| All of the above.: | 2 |
| Total Votes: | 5 |
|
| who is the worst FF player in the Cage? |
|---|
| Wick: | 1 |
| David Micheal: | 1 |
| a failed attorney form SD: | 1 |
| and EFS schill: | 1 |
| Adrian Peterson: | 1 |
| Trung Canidate: | 1 |
| Wick: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 7 |
|
| How CONTENT is Donny with his ridiculous assemblage of WRs? |
|---|
| Oh yeah, he's being very sincere when he tries to talk up that pitiful crew of shitbirds.: | 2 |
| Uhh despite all his claims, Don is not very content at all with his WRs - as is plainly evidenced by the fact he has fired off all those intelligence-insulting trade offers we've ALL received which have the sole goal being that Don gets a huge WR upgrade: | 5 |
| Total Votes: | 7 |
|
| How lame are Wick's polls? |
|---|
| Wicked: | 1 |
| Eleven: | 2 |
| Not at all, he's hella cool: | 6 |
| Total Votes: | 9 |
|
| What means the most to RaiderDave? |
|---|
| Having anonymous nobodies think he's fresh: | 3 |
| Being held in NFL referee Ed Hoculi's burly arms: | 6 |
| Total Votes: | 9 |
|
| Who thinks RaiderDave could use a good cry? |
|---|
| Yes, he should let it all out.: | 6 |
| No, he should try to bottle up his misery.: | 2 |
| Total Votes: | 8 |
|
| Which couple would most likely win the "Newlywed Game: Cage Edition"? |
|---|
| HC & Wick: | 2 |
| Raider Dave & Donny: | 0 |
| Gough & Santos: | 1 |
| Donny & Witzke: | 0 |
| Wick & Raider Dave: | 2 |
| Angel & his right hand: | 1 |
| DT & Todd Heap: | 1 |
| Denny Green: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 8 |
|
| We have all these stupid polls because____________________. |
|---|
| Donny has nothing better to do.: | 0 |
| Raiderdave has nothing better to do.: | 2 |
| Beal has nothing better to do.: | 1 |
| What polls?: | 1 |
| Huh?: | 1 |
| Why?: | 1 |
| Why not?: | 0 |
| @: | 0 |
| &: | 2 |
| %: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 9 |
|
|
|---|
| why?: | 3 |
| why not?: | 5 |
| Total Votes: | 8 |
|
| Rate RaiderNation's polls. |
|---|
| 1: | 0 |
| 2: | 0 |
| 3: | 1 |
| NEGATIVE 3.417: | 4 |
| 5: | 0 |
| 6: | 0 |
| 7: | 0 |
| 8: | 0 |
| 9: | 0 |
| 10: | 2 |
| Total Votes: | 7 |
|
| What is RaiderYankeeDave from RHODE ISLAND'S biggest problem in life? |
|---|
| he is CHEAP: | 2 |
| he is AFRAID of women: | 0 |
| he id addicted to internet messgae boards and newsgroups: | 0 |
| he is to serious about online life: | 0 |
| he screws over guys do who good things for him: | 0 |
| he is a miserable person and wont say why: | 0 |
| he is a FRONTRUNNNER: | 2 |
| He is a yankee fan..takes a type like him: | 1 |
| He is a Laker fan...lol: | 3 |
| still deleivering newspapers at 40: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 9 |
|
| Remember when HC made Wick stop posting to RSFF for two weeks (TWO WEEKS KIDDIES-BWA!) because he thought HC hired a private investigator to find him? |
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| Yes, I remember.: | 4 |
| No, I don't remember, but I absolutely believe that it happened.: | 2 |
| Total Votes: | 6 |
|
| Which city is the best sports town in the Country and its proven by Sporting News? |
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| BOSTON: | 0 |
| new york: | 1 |
| providence RI: | 0 |
| Oakland: | 2 |
| LA: | 0 |
| The city where Daves paper route is: | 4 |
| Total Votes: | 7 |
|
| Who's your vote for steal of the draft? |
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| Rudi Johnson at 17: | 2 |
| Mike Bennett at 26: | 0 |
| Lee Suggs at 42: | 0 |
| Chris Brown at 43: | 2 |
| Andre Johnson at 61: | 0 |
| Charles Rogers at 77: | 1 |
| Jerry Porter at 80: | 0 |
| Rich Gannon at 130: | 2 |
| Lee Evans at 153: | 2 |
| Antonio Bryant at 226: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 10 |
|
| What would you rather be? Remembering you can always lose weight but never stop being CHEAP |
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| An overweight generous retired nice guy with just about anything you wanted in life.: | 3 |
| A lame ass CHEAPSKATE miserable delivery boy who is afraid of women.: | 6 |
| Total Votes: | 9 |
|
| Who will lose the bid war for one of Wick's 4 D/ST? |
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| Witzke (has 1 D/ST, bye week 5): | 0 |
| Beal (has 1 D/ST, bye week 10): | 0 |
| Wick (has 4 worthless D/ST): | 9 |
| Total Votes: | 9 |
|
| Tell the truth, who's life would you rather live? |
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| HC - Heterosexual playboy, big boat, big cock, millionaire: | 2 |
| Wick - Homosexual fairyboy, no boat, no cock, failed lawyer: | 2 |
| Angel - Asexual fatboy, no boat big enough in the world, has a cock - but hasn't seen it without a mirror in 27 years, has "cab driver" money: | 3 |
| None of the above, I'd rather be Homer Simpson.: | 6 |
| Total Votes: | 13 |
|
| All but two Cagers have voted that HC blocked his OUTGOING e-mails to Wick because he was less than sincere when he exclaimed to Wick, "I JUST LOVE ATTENTION. ANY ATTENTION AT ALL! I JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH ATTENTION!!!!! So who were the two fairies? |
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| HC and his only friend "John": | 3 |
| HC and his soul-mate "John": | 2 |
| HC and that guy "John" who's the only clown to actually gives HC the time of day: | 5 |
| Total Votes: | 10 |
|
| What's the purpose of this poll? |
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| To bump Wick's: | 6 |
| novella off: | 4 |
| the front page.: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 11 |
|
| Why has HC blocked his OUTGOING e-mails to Wick? |
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| HC REEEEEALLY meant it when he once publicly proclaimed "I JUST LOVE ATTENTION, ANY ATTENTION AT ALL!!!!" but the failure of his e-mails to come to Wick is just some kind of bizarre computer glitch outside of HC's control: | 2 |
| HC was being less than honest when he said that (yeah, and he didn't lose 22 in a row before the entire world) and HC apparently does NOT enjoy the attention so much after all: | 8 |
| Total Votes: | 10 |
|
| If the Election was tomrorrow, who would you vote for? |
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| Senator Kerry: | 7 |
| President Bush: | 6 |
| Total Votes: | 13 |
|
| Why is Fred Durst Rudnicki so scared? |
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| he took Buchhalter in the 5th: | 0 |
| DeShaun Foster in the 6th!!: | 1 |
| his 3rd round pick was JOE HORN!!: | 2 |
| he still thinks Durst caps are hip: | 1 |
| his 7th round pick was WR ROY WILLIAMS!!: | 0 |
| wannabee shrewd b'c he has BILLY VOLEK: | 0 |
| he's the company Gimp at FBGuys: | 2 |
| he got stuffed into lockers in highschool: | 5 |
| he doesn't want to be Clayton Gray sequel: | 3 |
| he's never fastened a Chinstrap: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 15 |
|
| SHOULD WE BOOT WOITSKI??? |
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| YES WTF HE RUNED THE DRAFT PAGE: | 4 |
| no: | 10 |
| Total Votes: | 14 |
|
| What is your favorite FOOTBALL movie? |
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| Rudy: | 1 |
| The Program: | 0 |
| Varsity Blues: | 0 |
| All the Right Moves: | 1 |
| The Best Times: | 0 |
| the Replacements: | 0 |
| North Dallas Forty: | 2 |
| Any Given Sunday: | 1 |
| Remember the Titans: | 4 |
| the Longest Yard: | 5 |
| Total Votes: | 14 |
|
| Who do you find the most spankable? |
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| Pamela Anderson: | 1 |
| Paris Hilton: | 1 |
| Catherine Zeta Jones: | 2 |
| Shania Twain: | 3 |
| Jenna Jameson: | 2 |
| Angelina Jolie: | 0 |
| Jennifer Aniston: | 0 |
| Halle Berry: | 3 |
| Britney Spears: | 2 |
| Sarah Michelle Gellar: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 15 |
|
| What has been THE ABSOLUTE WORST PICK of the draft so far???? |
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| Beal's MARSHALL FAULK!! (frinking): | 1 |
| RaiderDave's LFitzgerald!!! (oh dave): | 1 |
| Witzke's ONTERRIO SMITH omg!!: | 6 |
| Wick's Chad Johnson 2.15!!! (speedos only!): | 0 |
| Kellogg's take your pick : Dunn,Suggs,PatsD: | 3 |
| Donny's Duce Staley 3.06!!! (short bus): | 2 |
| Fugee's Jamal Lewis 1.07 (laughtrack): | 1 |
| Gough' Thomas Jones 3.03: | 2 |
| TheHcapper Culpeepers 2.04 (oink! oink!): | 0 |
| Carver's TGonz 3.01 (oh carver): | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 16 |
|
| Which '04 Cager would you LOVE to see booted after this year due to ineptitude? |
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| Ruddonkey: | 1 |
| Chrsan24: | 2 |
| TheHcapper: | 0 |
| RaiderNation: | 4 |
| Wick: | 4 |
| Carver: | 0 |
| Kellogg's Donuts: | 2 |
| JHickerson: | 0 |
| Witzke: | 3 |
| Beal/Coleman/Fontanez: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 16 |
|
| I plan to vote for: |
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| Bush: | 4 |
| Kerry: | 4 |
| Nader: | 1 |
| Kang: | 1 |
| Kodos: | 6 |
| Undecided: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 16 |
|
| Should we boot Wick for not predrafting? |
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| Yes: | 9 |
| Yes: | 4 |
| Total Votes: | 13 |
|
| Throw a skirt on HC and tease his hair and what do you have? |
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| Roseanne Arnold: | 2 |
| Dolly Parton: | 0 |
| Ricki Lake: | 0 |
| The Fat Dixie chick: | 1 |
| Tammie Fae Baker: | 4 |
| Marge Schott: | 5 |
| Carnie Wilson: | 0 |
| the third bossom buddy: | 3 |
| Total Votes: | 15 |
|
| *? |
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| %: | 2 |
| @: | 10 |
| Total Votes: | 12 |
|
| Which player will blow out a knee in pre-season? |
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| Deuce McAlister: | 7 |
| Fred Taylor: | 7 |
| Total Votes: | 14 |
|
| If a train leaves the Coronado station heading for Wick's mother's house at 10:15 am PT, carrying a dozen sailors stationed in San Diego, how many sailors would have shot their load all over Wick's mother's face by 11:30 am local time? |
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| 13: | 2 |
| 12: | 1 |
| 11: | 0 |
| 47: | 9 |
| Total Votes: | 12 |
|
| Is Wick a pole smoking faggot? |
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| Definitely: | 2 |
| Absolutely: | 2 |
| Assuredly: | 3 |
| Bet on it: | 7 |
| Total Votes: | 14 |
|
| How do you like Donny's idea of owners being able to create their own polls? |
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| It sucks deluxe.: | 7 |
| I loke it!: | 6 |
| Who cares?: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 14 |
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