Dirtbags Shit Slingers| Player | Week 17 Opponent |
|---|
| McCown, Josh ARI QB | vs Vikings Sun 4:05 p.m. ET |
| McNabb, Donovan PHI QB | at Redskins Sat 8:30 p.m. ET |
| Holmes, Priest KCC RB | vs Bears Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Johnson, Rudi CIN RB | vs Browns Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| McCareins, Justin NYJ WR | at Dolphins Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Moss, Randy MIN WR | at Cardinals Sun 4:05 p.m. ET |
| Gates, Antonio SDC TE | vs Raiders Sun 4:15 p.m. ET |
| Cundiff, Billy DAL PK | at Saints Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Colts, Indianapolis IND Def | at Texans Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Submitted Sat Dec 27 4:49:45 p.m. ET 2003 |
| Tie-Breakers |
|---|
| Jones, Thomas CHI RB | at Chiefs Sun 1:00 p.m. ET | |
|
|
Richmond Brewzers| Player | Week 17 Opponent |
|---|
| Hasselbeck, Matt SEA QB | at 49ers Sat 5:00 p.m. ET |
| Johnson, Brad TBB QB | at Titans Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Smith, Onterrio MIN RB | at Cardinals Sun 4:05 p.m. ET |
| Taylor, Fred JAC RB | at Falcons Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Johnson, Chad CIN WR | vs Browns Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Ward, Hines PIT WR | at Ravens Sun 8:30 p.m. ET |
| Williams, Boo NOS TE | vs Cowboys Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Anderson, Gary TEN PK | vs Buccaneers Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Panthers, Carolina CAR Def | at Giants Sun 4:15 p.m. ET |
| Submitted Wed Dec 24 12:59:16 p.m. ET 2003 |
| Tie-Breakers |
|---|
| Couch, Tim CLE QB | at Bengals Sun 1:00 p.m. ET | |
|
|
Detroit Wrecking Crew| Player | Week 17 Opponent |
|---|
| Green, Trent KCC QB | vs Bears Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Vick, Michael ATL QB | vs Jaguars Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Davis, Domanick HOU RB | vs Colts Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Lewis, Jamal BAL RB | vs Steelers Sun 8:30 p.m. ET |
| Lloyd, Brandon SFO WR | vs Seahawks Sat 5:00 p.m. ET |
| Smith, Steve CAR WR | at Giants Sun 4:15 p.m. ET |
| Gonzalez, Tony KCC TE | vs Bears Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Wilkins, Jeff STL PK | at Lions Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Vikings, Minnesota MIN Def | at Cardinals Sun 4:05 p.m. ET |
| Submitted Fri Dec 26 11:45:18 p.m. ET 2003 |
| Tie-Breakers |
|---|
| Pennington, Chad NYJ QB | at Dolphins Sun 1:00 p.m. ET | |
|
|
Sweet Chin Music| Player | Week 17 Opponent |
|---|
| Favre, Brett GBP QB | vs Broncos Sun 4:15 p.m. ET |
| Garcia, Jeff CLE QB | at Bengals Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Barber, Tiki NYG RB | vs Panthers Sun 4:15 p.m. ET |
| Williams, Ricky MIA RB | vs Jets Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Boston, David MIA WR | vs Jets Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Walker, Javon GBP WR | vs Broncos Sun 4:15 p.m. ET |
| Franks, Bubba GBP TE | vs Broncos Sun 4:15 p.m. ET |
| Longwell, Ryan GBP PK | vs Broncos Sun 4:15 p.m. ET |
| Titans, Tennessee TEN Def | vs Buccaneers Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Submitted Sun Dec 28 11:56:19 a.m. ET 2003 |
| Tie-Breakers |
|---|
| Bryson, Shawn DET RB | vs Rams Sun 1:00 p.m. ET | |
|
|
Steve's Stars| Player | Week 17 Opponent |
|---|
| Brady, Tom NEP QB | vs Bills Sat 1:30 p.m. ET |
| Manning, Peyton IND QB | at Texans Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Portis, Clinton WAS RB | vs Eagles Sat 8:30 p.m. ET |
| Shipp, Marcel ARI RB | vs Vikings Sun 4:05 p.m. ET |
| Moss, Santana NYJ WR | at Dolphins Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Wayne, Reggie IND WR | at Texans Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| McMichael, Randy MIA TE | vs Jets Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Vanderjagt, Mike IND PK | at Texans Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Bengals, Cincinnati CIN Def | vs Browns Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Tie-Breakers |
|---|
| Elam, Jason DEN PK | at Packers Sun 4:15 p.m. ET | |
|
|
Detroit Devils| Player | Week 17 Opponent |
|---|
| Bulger, Marc STL QB | at Lions Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Carr, David HOU QB | vs Colts Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Hambrick, Troy DAL RB | at Saints Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Henry, Travis BUF RB | at Patriots Sat 1:30 p.m. ET |
| Burress, Plaxico PIT WR | at Ravens Sun 8:30 p.m. ET |
| Owens, Terrell PHI WR | at Redskins Sat 8:30 p.m. ET |
| Ricks, Mikhael DET TE | vs Rams Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Elling, Aaron MIN PK | at Cardinals Sun 4:05 p.m. ET |
| Dolphins, Miami MIA Def | vs Jets Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Submitted Wed Dec 24 3:43:03 p.m. ET 2003 |
| Tie-Breakers |
|---|
| Duckett, T.J. ATL RB | vs Jaguars Sun 1:00 p.m. ET | |
|
|
Pirates Spoil| Player | Week 17 Opponent |
|---|
| Leftwich, Byron JAC QB | at Falcons Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Mirer, Rick DET QB | vs Rams Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Davis, Stephen CAR RB | at Giants Sun 4:15 p.m. ET |
| Tomlinson, Ladainian SDC RB | vs Raiders Sun 4:15 p.m. ET |
| Booker, Marty CHI WR | at Chiefs Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Smith, Jimmy JAC WR | at Falcons Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Crumpler, Alge ATL TE | vs Jaguars Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Mare, Olindo MIA PK | vs Jets Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Eagles, Philadelphia PHI Def | at Redskins Sat 8:30 p.m. ET |
| Submitted Sat Dec 27 11:38:35 a.m. ET 2003 |
| Tie-Breakers |
|---|
| McCardell, Keenan TBB WR | at Titans Sun 1:00 p.m. ET | |
|
|
The Highlight Reel| Player | Week 17 Opponent |
|---|
| Brees, Drew SDC QB | vs Raiders Sun 4:15 p.m. ET |
| Culpepper, Daunte MIN QB | at Cardinals Sun 4:05 p.m. ET |
| Anderson, Mike DEN RB | at Packers Sun 4:15 p.m. ET |
| Thomas, Anthony CHI RB | at Chiefs Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Boldin, Anquan ARI WR | vs Vikings Sun 4:05 p.m. ET |
| Johnson, Andre HOU WR | vs Colts Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Kleinsasser, Jim MIN TE | at Cardinals Sun 4:05 p.m. ET |
| Andersen, Morten KCC PK | vs Bears Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Ravens, Baltimore BAL Def | vs Steelers Sun 8:30 p.m. ET |
| Submitted Fri Dec 26 11:57:41 a.m. ET 2003 |
| Tie-Breakers |
|---|
| Grossman, Rex CHI QB | at Chiefs Sun 1:00 p.m. ET | |
|
|
Socko's Revenge| Player | Week 17 Opponent |
|---|
| Carter, Quincy DAL QB | at Saints Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| McNair, Steve TEN QB | vs Buccaneers Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Alexander, Shaun SEA RB | at 49ers Sat 5:00 p.m. ET |
| Barlow, Kevan SFO RB | vs Seahawks Sat 5:00 p.m. ET |
| Chambers, Chris MIA WR | vs Jets Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Harrison, Marvin IND WR | at Texans Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Mili, Itula SEA TE | at 49ers Sat 5:00 p.m. ET |
| Akers, David PHI PK | at Redskins Sat 8:30 p.m. ET |
| Chiefs, Kansas City KCC Def | vs Bears Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Submitted Sat Dec 27 12:26:37 p.m. ET 2003 |
| Tie-Breakers |
|---|
| George, Eddie TEN RB | vs Buccaneers Sun 1:00 p.m. ET | |
|
|
Spongeworthy| Player | Week 17 Opponent |
|---|
| Fiedler, Jay MIA QB | vs Jets Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Wright, Anthony BAL QB | vs Steelers Sun 8:30 p.m. ET |
| Foster, De'shaun CAR RB | at Giants Sun 4:15 p.m. ET |
| James, Edgerrin IND RB | at Texans Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Coles, Laveranues WAS WR | vs Eagles Sat 8:30 p.m. ET |
| Smith, Rod DEN WR | at Packers Sun 4:15 p.m. ET |
| Pollard, Marcus IND TE | at Texans Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Stover, Matt BAL PK | vs Steelers Sun 8:30 p.m. ET |
| Rams, St. Louis STL Def | at Lions Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Submitted Thu Dec 25 12:14:05 p.m. ET 2003 |
| Tie-Breakers |
|---|
| Harrington, Joey DET QB | vs Rams Sun 1:00 p.m. ET | |
|
|
Kruger Industries| Player | Week 17 Opponent |
|---|
| Brooks, Aaron NOS QB | vs Cowboys Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Kitna, Jon CIN QB | vs Browns Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Faulk, Marshall STL RB | at Lions Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Westbrook, Brian PHI RB | at Redskins Sat 8:30 p.m. ET |
| Morton, Johnnie KCC WR | vs Bears Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Toomer, Amani NYG WR | vs Panthers Sun 4:15 p.m. ET |
| Sharpe, Shannon DEN TE | at Packers Sun 4:15 p.m. ET |
| Brown, Josh SEA PK | at 49ers Sat 5:00 p.m. ET |
| Seahawks, Seattle SEA Def | at 49ers Sat 5:00 p.m. ET |
| Tie-Breakers |
|---|
| Delhomme, Jake CAR QB | at Giants Sun 4:15 p.m. ET | |
|
|
Springfield Isotopes| Player | Week 17 Opponent |
|---|
| Maddox, Tommy PIT QB | at Ravens Sun 8:30 p.m. ET |
| Green, Ahman GBP RB | vs Broncos Sun 4:15 p.m. ET |
| McAllister, Deuce NOS RB | vs Cowboys Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Suggs, Lee CLE RB | at Bengals Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Holt, Torry STL WR | at Lions Sun 1:00 p.m. ET |
| Jackson, Darrell SEA WR | at 49ers Sat 5:00 p.m. ET |
| Heap, Todd BAL TE | vs Steelers Sun 8:30 p.m. ET |
| Kasay, John CAR PK | at Giants Sun 4:15 p.m. ET |
| Patriots, New England NEP Def | vs Bills Sat 1:30 p.m. ET |
| Submitted Fri Dec 26 2:04:06 p.m. ET 2003 |
| Tie-Breakers |
|---|
| Buccaneers, Tampa Bay TBB Def | at Titans Sun 1:00 p.m. ET | |
|
|
